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Before kickoff tonight the Longhorns come without all year starters at many skill positions. Sam will try his bestest to run away from the buffaloes that will surely be crashing through the decimated offensive line. RoJo will be the key to victory with his trusty sidekick Bijan Robinson who need to rush for a combined 200 yards to win the game. Colorado will come out in a strange cloud of skunky smelling smoke and be lethargic asking for snacks on the sidelines and throughout the game. Tom Herman will do his best turtle impression and fully display his completely limp dick energy in what is certain to be the final game as his coaching career at Texas. 

Final prediction. 33-27 Texas. 

There are real threads on why these players are out if you are interested they span the football and recruiting boards. 

One of our posters @pacman predicts this:

Turtle Tom

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went to Oz

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to ask the wizard Gritty

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for some  courage.

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We win tonight boys.

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    Texas on drives when Bijan Robinson touched the ball - 163 yards, 14 points. Texas on drives when Bijan Robinson didn't touch the ball - 22 yards, 0 points. Someone please launch Tom Herman

  • The lack of a Big 12 officiating crew was also enjoyable. 

  • Even Colorado fans know.

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Can we title the incoming Herman's fired thread "Eat a Dick, Tom Herman, You Turtling Fucking Retard"?

More offensive thing in San Antonio right now?  Covid19 or Tom Herman?

I think OkeyState game is going long. Will post stream as soon as one is up

Summoning seasons past and blacking out the rest of this one

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Haven't watched a game since red river game. Only watching to celebrate turtles last game.

12 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Anyone have a stream?

Can’t you afford cable you rich bastid?

Just now, Scooter Monzingo said:

Is that fucking Golic running his mouth non stop?

Check out the "Skycast" on the ESPN app. Fucked up camera angles, but no announcers.

Bijan showing why a staff with a brain would have made him offensive newcomer of the year.

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

Bijan should starts

That kid is special. 

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