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Just now, LarTXHorn said:

Why the fuck isn't Bijan in on those drives??!!

Saving him for Urban??

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    Texas on drives when Bijan Robinson touched the ball - 163 yards, 14 points. Texas on drives when Bijan Robinson didn't touch the ball - 22 yards, 0 points. Someone please launch Tom Herman

  • The lack of a Big 12 officiating crew was also enjoyable. 

  • Even Colorado fans know.

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Don’t worry guys...these are both freshmen and they get another year to acclimate to Tom’s expectations.  Nothing to see here...

I understand we're winning, but CDC should still bring Herman to midfield at half time and fire him on national television while giving him the double bird and doing the Drew Lock hand sign while circling him.  This stupid motherfucker still hasnt learned to feed Bijan the damn ball.

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Texas on drives when Bijan Robinson touched the ball - 163 yards, 14 points.

Texas on drives when Bijan Robinson didn't touch the ball - 22 yards, 0 points.

Someone please launch Tom Herman into the fucking sun.

Fucking a, Bijan wouldn’t have missed that kick. Thanks Herman

I thought you play to win the game.

 

I was mistaken. 

1 minute ago, Longboard Horn said:

IS it me, or is Dicker getting worse?

Our Dicker is dysfunctional. 

The only time hooking it is bad.  Damn.

Total dad joke here


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1 minute ago, SDG said:

I think he was a safety last year or something.   

Serious? Shit. Well good luck to him. Damn.

I mean Roschon is badass at getting those tough yards but Bijan looks to be in the zone. Fucking feed him the rock

Just now, Happy Gilmore said:

Our Dicker is dysfunctional. 

And fat.

Just now, Tailgate said:

 Bijan should see the sidelines only if his leg is broken....play this monster.

So much of this.

Bijan is averaging 18 yards a carry.   GIVE HIM THE DAMN BALL.

 

 

Dicker getting worse.  Wonder what happened.

Looks like Dicker ate a little too much bowl food

Quite the beer gut he has going.
2 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

IS it me, or is Dicker getting worse?

Can either kick or punt but not both apparently

13-19 on FG Dicker....what the fuck?  The OU kick shine is wearing off quick

 

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Should be a massacre. Herman is doing everything he can to keep Colorado in the game. 

6 minutes ago, Richter said:

Dicker better than Buchevski

Maybe Buchevski can kick FGs??

Just now, LarTXHorn said:

I mean Roschon is badass at getting those tough yards but Bijan looks to be in the zone. Fucking feed him the rock

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Just now, Bigbend1812 said:

Can we stop trying to kill Ducky.!!!??

All that driving.  Can't be good for climate change.

It's a conundrum.

Just now, LTtxfan said:

Two turnovers... No points

DAMN

Toms got to go. 

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1 minute ago, SDG said:

Saving him for Urban??

This.  Maybe UM said, 50%.

Just now, Happy Gilmore said:

Our Dicker is dysfunctional. 

Got confused... Used his punter kick on the FG attempt 😁

1 minute ago, Horn80 said:

Dicker getting worse.  Wonder what happened.

Looked like he’s putting on the lbs. 

4 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

IS it me, or is Dicker getting worse?

Working on getting drafted as punter

1 minute ago, Dr. Beeper said:

That’d be a pull or a yank. Not a shank. 

Makes more sense. 🤘🏼

Looked like he’s putting on the lbs. 

Trying to be like that fat aggy/Texans kicker. Shanking just like him already.
1 minute ago, HuntinHorn said:

13-19 on FG Dicker....what the fuck?  The OU kick shine is wearing off quick

 

It’s gone. Shit, he missed one in ot against them this year. 

Ehlinger is trash. Hand the ball off to Bijan and put in Thompson or Card once we build a big enough lead.

2nd quarter. This is when Herman likes to dial-up back to back illegal formations. 

these superman freshman will have their talent and instincts beaten out of them by herman

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