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  • ATLLonghorn
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    Texas on drives when Bijan Robinson touched the ball - 163 yards, 14 points. Texas on drives when Bijan Robinson didn't touch the ball - 22 yards, 0 points. Someone please launch Tom Herman

  • The lack of a Big 12 officiating crew was also enjoyable. 

  • Even Colorado fans know.

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#1202

Sometime around Sam's 7th or 8th year as our starting QB, he'll figure out when to throw the ball away. 

#1204
these idiots are really sucking the cock of a carl dorrell that went 35-27 at UCLA

Winning at UCLA appears to be quite difficult.
#1206
Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Lol, that sack by Sam on 2nd down was one of the dumbest plays I’ve seen in college football this season. 

You need to take it easy on Sam. He only had 3 chances - at least - to throw the ball away.

#1210
Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Lol, that sack by Sam on 2nd down was one of the dumbest plays I’ve seen in college football this season. 

Roschon seeing his QB in trouble and running down field is stupid too.

#1211
1 minute ago, THUJONE said:

I'm ready for Hudson Card.

Also-that's pretty big that they mentioned Sam calling out TH about being a pussy. 

I'm ready for Johnson/Jackson man, Herman sucks with white QBs

#1220

Can we please run the ball between the tackles and stop all the stretch plays 

Worked well in the 1st but now CU has adjusted

#1223

Sam - are we going to take our foot off the gas like we always.do?

Tom - yes and shut up 

And why does Sam still hold onto the ball this late in his college career? 

#1225
Just now, Michael Knight said:

who was it that said halftime would be 17-10

I dreamed it in my head. 

#1227
I'm ready for Johnson/Jackson man, Herman sucks with white QBs

I have some bad news for you...
#1228
1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Lol, that sack by Sam on 2nd down was one of the dumbest plays I’ve seen in college football this season. 

Perhaps you haven't seen this:

 

#1232
Just now, Dewey said:

Sam - are we going to take our foot off the gas like we always.do?

Tom - yes and shut up 

And why does Sam still hold onto the ball this late in his college career? 

Lol yup

#1233
Just now, Dewey said:

Sam - are we going to take our foot off the gas like we always.do?

Tom - yes and shut up 

And why does Sam still hold onto the ball this late in his college career? 

Shit coaching and also he’s not that good. 

#1234
1 minute ago, Fastbreak said:

On page for a 24-21 final

I bet the over (65.5) so I'll need a few more than that.  

#1236

another issue with Tom, is the number of fucking times the opposing team scores in the last 2 mins of a half.   

out of the 98 or so halves Tom's been our coach, something like 33% of the time the opponent scores in the last 2 mins of a half. 

#1238
Can we please run the ball between the tackles and stop all the stretch plays 
Worked well in the 1st but now CU has adjusted

Adjustments are not mensa
#1239

Fire this stupid, cocksucker at halftime and let one of the cardboard cutouts coach the 2nd half. I do t give a shit if we hire Urban Meyer, John Mayer or Seth Meyers, anyone who has ever watched a football game is better than this stumblefuck.

#1240
1 minute ago, THUJONE said:

Thank god that kid has the same deep ball accuracy as Sam

Sorry to quote you but maybe not? Shit. 

#1243
1 minute ago, Dewey said:

Sam - are we going to take our foot off the gas like we always.do?

Tom - yes and shut up 

It's nice to know it is not just us who hate this shit.

#1247
2 minutes ago, Dewey said:

And why does Sam still hold onto the ball this late in his college career? 

He thinks he's Deshaun Watson

#1249
Just now, Sawbonz said:

I think sweat has angina

Sweaty angina? Must be a WAP

#1250
4 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Lol, that sack by Sam on 2nd down was one of the dumbest plays I’ve seen in college football this season. 

You missed the Cure Bowl huh? 

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