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  • ATLLonghorn
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    Texas on drives when Bijan Robinson touched the ball - 163 yards, 14 points. Texas on drives when Bijan Robinson didn't touch the ball - 22 yards, 0 points. Someone please launch Tom Herman

  • The lack of a Big 12 officiating crew was also enjoyable. 

  • Even Colorado fans know.

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#1354
3 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

This one ugly ass crowd 

San Antonio nothin but fat bitches

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  • immamac changed the title to 2020 Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. Colorado [17-10 Turtle Tom about to get a halftime speech from Ehlinger]
#1359

Hopefully the halftime entertainment is locking Mensa in a water-filled glass tank at the 50 yard line and seeing if he can work himself out. If he dies, he dies.

#1365

Palmer - "Did Bijan Robinson say something to upset the Texas coaching staff?"

Welcome to the party brah.

#1366
1 minute ago, immamac said:

Sam is done. He's about to hop on surly. 

He's regressed this year.  I dunno if it was the pocket passer attempt or just banged up, but his accuracy hasn't been great.  And he still doesn't throw it away.  Who is coaching him?  

#1367
16 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

holy shit the announcers just told a story where Sam just straight up called out Tom 

 

 

and why the fuck does Sam not throw the GD ball away??

because he's borderline retarded?

#1368

Texas Gameday crew with more criticism than usual.  Especially Fozzie.

#1373

I'd like to see us throw one to Kelvontay that isn't in the dirt. This is among my dumbest observations, but that dude looks like he might actually have the extra gear most our skill position guys are missing in his pre-snap motion

#1376
Just now, OU Sucks said:

Hopefully the halftime entertainment is locking Mensa in a water-filled glass tank at the 50 yard line and seeing if he can work himself out. If he dies, he dies.

Fuck - I would totally have paid $500 a seat for that shit.

#1377
He's regressed this year.  I dunno if it was the pocket passer attempt or just banged up, but his accuracy hasn't been great.  And he still doesn't throw it away.  Who is coaching him?  

Sam is self coaching.
#1379
2 minutes ago, Dewey said:

With Sam we thought he would continue to get better, the receivers would get better. None of that has happened. It's weird play calling, bad.coaching and absolutely ignoring tremendous talent at running back.  

? The receivers have been much worse this year, especially on the outside. Collin Johnson and Devin Duvernay were the only two WRs worth their salt last year and they left.

#1382
1 minute ago, Mdhorn said:

He's regressed this year.  I dunno if it was the pocket passer attempt or just banged up, but his accuracy hasn't been great.  And he still doesn't throw it away.  Who is coaching him?  

Or his accuracy was covered up by having NFL caliber receivers. 

#1383
2 minutes ago, Wanker Bob said:

I must say... Your american football club appears to be less than adequate

hey Hey HEY !!! don' t make me bring up 1776 and 1812

 

'MERICA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#1389
6 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

This one ugly ass crowd 

I'm in a covid slump so sadly I'd probably hook up with 50+% of the females in that crowd.  

I'm not a proud man...

#1390
Just now, satyanash said:

? The receivers have been much worse this year, especially on the outside. Collin Johnson and Devin Duvernay were the only two WRs worth their salt last year and they left.

So maybe, and hear me out here, just listen without judging...we should run the ball since the best player on the field is our running back?

#1392
1 minute ago, Knewk210 said:

Earlier we were 180 yards to about 60 by Colorado. Then we turtled. Then it was 254 to 189 at half. WTF?

Patented Turtle Tom quarter

#1393

Tom must have Colorado and the points but also want to keep his job.  He thinks winning by 4 or 6 will accomplish both.  It's the only possible explanation.

Unless he's just retarded and stupid.

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