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Okay I"ll see everyone over at the Urban Meyer or bust thread

Do they have kegs there at the after party? I’ll crash it!
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    Texas on drives when Bijan Robinson touched the ball - 163 yards, 14 points. Texas on drives when Bijan Robinson didn't touch the ball - 22 yards, 0 points. Someone please launch Tom Herman

  • The lack of a Big 12 officiating crew was also enjoyable. 

  • Even Colorado fans know.

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Conan, what is best in life?
To crush your opponents, to score 55 points, and to hear the lamentations of their cheerleaders.
1 minute ago, RPM said:

Held Herman's head in the bucket instead of dumping it.

Give him the upside down dunk into the Gatorade until his legs stop twitching.

Ready for the Casey/Bijan Era, regardless of incoming coaching shitshow. 

As always, if Texas just plays their best players, and doesn't outthink themselves, they do pretty fucking well.

This team with Casey will lure Urban in, no doubt.

Valero fucks at the trophy presentation going with no masks

4 minutes ago, Chuckie Finster said:

Lol if JQJ waited like another week to transfer he woulda played tonight.

Well he transferred to a team that beat Colorado by *checks notes* 3 points so can you blame him?

4 minutes ago, Richter said:

Colorado is just as crappy as I remember 

They didn’t want to be here.

 

holy shit... they dragged a CU player out of the locker room to accept a sportsmanship award!!!!

I know none of this makes a single shit, doesn't make up for all the fuck ups this year and it's incredibly frustrating how much of a dumbfuck Tom Herman is when it comes to the usage of his best player on offense, but this year has sucked in so many ways for me personally and I really enjoyed that second half so that's nice.

Colorado LB Wells wins the sportsmanship award

1 hour ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Casey Has a cannon AND accuracy. Shiiiiiiiiiit 

Things Sam doesn’t have for $500....

holy shit... they dragged a CU player out of the locker room to accept a sportsmanship award!!!!
He looked thrilled.

This season feels curiously similar to last season. Well...so...what now?

8 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Honestly, that looked like a group that Herman paid to dump Gatorade on him. 

It looks like the hype-crew walk-ons.  

5 minutes ago, Richter said:

Colorado is just as crappy as I remember 

Yeah but they have chicks who don't shave.    When the carpet is clean it's nice.   

Overshown is the defensive MVP.  Must have been all the armbands.

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

holy shit... they dragged a CU player out of the locker room to accept a sportsmanship award!!!!

What a sportsman!

Overshown gets the MVP????

 

uh no.... it was Bijan

 

edit.... didnt realize we gave trophies for O and D

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Overshown is a well-spoken young man. Good representative for The University.

2 minutes ago, ATLLonghorn said:

I know none of this makes a single shit, doesn't make up for all the fuck ups this year and it's incredibly frustrating how much of a dumbfuck Tom Herman is when it comes to the usage of his best player on offense, but this year has sucked in so many ways for me personally and I really enjoyed that second half so that's nice.

It was an underwhelming and frustrating season but had some fucking fun watching quarters 1, 3 and 4 tonight. 

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The lack of a Big 12 officiating crew was also enjoyable. 

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Overshown is the defensive MVP.  Must have been all the armbands.

You know a better way to full speed shoulder tackle people than with a tourniqueted dead arm?  

9 players caught passes tonight. Jake Smith was not one.

10 minutes ago, Majorcholas said:

Toms biggest achievement may be signing bijan when he wins a heisman next year after getting more than 7 carries and gets one of those fugly statues.

he gets more like Mackovic every day....

Just now, Cairn Horn88 said:

BJ.......the very reason you want as many 5* players as you can get........period.

Annnnndddddd Alfred Collins. 

Sam’s mom looked like she wanted to flick off Herman.

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Tom is crying because he fucked up his dream job. I would too.

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

It was an underwhelming and frustrating season but had some fucking fun watching quarters 1, 3 and 4 tonight. 

Like all TH games there is always a shit quarter.

This postgame sports center has reminded why I haven’t watched this shit in years. Brutal 

1 minute ago, Js1 said:

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OT helps a bunch...

Tom you have nobody to blame but yourself. You fucked up, didn't have a killer mentality and just pussed out nonstop.  Saddle up and gtfo

3 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Culmination! Fuck off Tom

I think you meant CUM-ination..

Here is your next Heisman guy. Bijan!
How many yards will he pass for next year?

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