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1 minute ago, Bigbend1812 said:

McRib commercial.... Urbs is happening!

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    Texas on drives when Bijan Robinson touched the ball - 163 yards, 14 points. Texas on drives when Bijan Robinson didn't touch the ball - 22 yards, 0 points. Someone please launch Tom Herman

  • The lack of a Big 12 officiating crew was also enjoyable. 

  • Even Colorado fans know.

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1 minute ago, JFKFC said:

Should be a massacre. Herman is doing everything he can to keep Colorado in the game. 

its what he does best.   its an outragious number.  something like 29 out of 48 games we've finished as a 1 score game with him as coach

 

Tom Herman is literally a close game generator.  His coaching is optimized to generate close games.  This will end up 24-21 or something.  

McRib commercial.  Gotta be a sign. 
Yeah. Mcdonald's reads Surly.

most of this year I just thought that Sam was injured. nope.

This is yet another game where we should be up 28-0 at half, and we'll be lucky to be up 17-10.

4 minutes ago, millhouse said:

Golic needs a fucking tranquilizer 

At least it ain’t the younger Golic....he’s worse

Let's all do the Drew Lock dance!

1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

Tom Herman is literally a close game generator.  His coaching is optimized to generate close games.  This will end up 24-21 or something.  

this is so fucking true it hurts

Engage the turtle drive 

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Catching up on thread... so probably pointed out several times... 

Two series in a row with 0 Bijan touches.  

Mensa.

At some point, they might try a fake punt. Can’t be worse at throwing the football. 

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What is the logical reasoning to resting Bijan?!

This is the LAST game.

FTH

  • immamac changed the title to 2020 Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. Colorado [Why did 14-0 feel like this?]
1 minute ago, staboner said:

WHY IS OFFENSE SO HARD 

Because Mensa.  

 

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2 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

2nd quarter. This is when Herman likes to dial-up back to back illegal formations. 

It's mensa level shit because colorado won't be expecting it 

Did Bijan come here to be a situational back or do feature backs not exist anymore? Is it expected that your best back only be on the field half the offensive plays?

1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

Tom Herman is literally a close game generator.  His coaching is optimized to generate close games.  This will end up 24-21 or something.  

So he's related to Gary Kubiak?

Can we please fucking use Bijan this drive???

 

Its OK if we throw to him... but fucking use him for fucks sake

There should be an AC thread and it should start with this.

 

Texas on drives when Bijan Robinson touched the ball - 163 yards, 14 points.
Texas on drives when Bijan Robinson didn't touch the ball - 22 yards, 0 points.
Someone please launch Tom Herman into the fucking sun.

Even though he’s likely right, it’s remarkably arrogant to be so confident in your 6-3 team, particularly your defense because the offense sucks without Bijan, that you think you’re going to win with this arbitrary rotation.

I feel the need, the need for Turtle!

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We do have quarterback questions, like who's number two.

We have those questions because Tom

1 minute ago, Pablo said:

What is the logical reasoning to resting Bijan?!

This is the LAST game.

FTH

Gotta keep him fresh for the Spring Game

1 minute ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

This would be 28-0 with Rick Moranis from Little Giants coaching this team.

Or any 12-year-old with a Playstation and a copy of Madden.

Just now, ClubWhatever said:

it only took 4 years but we finally figured out when to field a punt.  

lets not get crazy here... just because we made 2 good decisions on punts doesnt mean we wont fuck it up later. 

2 minutes ago, Paul Wesley said:

Catching up on thread... so probably pointed out several times... 

Two series in a row with 0 Bijan touches.  

Mensa.

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1 minute ago, smoky said:

We do have quarterback questions, like who's number two.

We have those questions because Tom

Thompson and then Card, and that incoming frosh. 

Just now, TexArcher said:

Or any 12-year-old with a Playstation and a copy of Madden.

Can we do that?  Let’s do that.

Just now, zlavydra said:

Perhaps Robinson is lost at sea...

 

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Stranded on an island, Swiss family robinson style

Mensa is so smart with alternating RBs for series. The opposing Ds will NEVER catch on to their tendencies or abilities.

3 minutes ago, TonyTexas said:

Colorado QB should have stayed at safety. 

Maybe next game.

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