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CDC, I hope you’re competent. Herman won’t change, be humbled, or be any less arrogant. Case in point

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    Texas on drives when Bijan Robinson touched the ball - 163 yards, 14 points. Texas on drives when Bijan Robinson didn't touch the ball - 22 yards, 0 points. Someone please launch Tom Herman

  • The lack of a Big 12 officiating crew was also enjoyable. 

  • Even Colorado fans know.

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Tom Herman is literally a close game generator.  His coaching is optimized to generate close games.  This will end up 24-21 or something.  

With dumb fuck Herman, anything is possible

This is yet another game where we should be up 28-0 at half, and we'll be lucky to be up 17-10.

Not tonight. Colorado is god awful on offense. If they score it’ll be as a result of a gross mental error on Texas’s part.

However Texas could win 35-0 and still underperform remarkably given Bijan’s underutilization and the play calls.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING TOM

Give the ball to Bijan!!!

So we're clearly rotating series between RoJo and Bijan.  And that was a waste of a Bijan series.

Texas on drives when Bijan Robinson touched the ball - 163 yards, 14 points.

Texas on drives when Bijan Robinson didn't touch the ball - 25 yards, 0 points.

Fuck Tom Herman with a rusty metal pineapple

Three straight possessions and no touches for Bijan who had more than 100 total yards in first quarter

Another series that Bijan doesn't touch the ball, and it's 3 and out

Every pass to Whittington is at or behind the line of scrimmage. 

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This shit is becoming unwatchable.

Edited by Bevo14

Hey we have a stud RB with 2 TDS and over 100 yards in the 1st qtr. let’s not get him the ball in 3 consecutive possessions. Fire Herman now

Just now, David Dennison said:

We call the dumbest third down plays in college football.

We have no outside WRs thanks to our awful WR recruiting, yet we feel the need to constantly try jump balls on the outside.

Just now, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Mensa is so smart with alternating RBs for series. The opposing Ds will NEVER catch on to their tendencies or abilities.

I'm hoping he's thinking that he's resting him and reducing his chances for injury.  I'm hoping that's his thoughts.  Or he's just not smart. 

Let's go deep again. Really creative playcalling there. Jesus.

Stop throwing deep

25 minutes ago, kevwun said:

Herman is going to get fired because he was too stupid to play a great running back who happened to be a freshman.

Didn't he get injured in the TCU game trying to hurdle a guy and missed a week or two?

Gonzalez is an impressive looking DB as a freshman. 

Just now, Sgt Hulk said:

did Bijan fuck toms wife? why does tom hate him

Worse, he fucked Kendra Scott

Just now, David Dennison said:

We call the dumbest third down plays in college football.

Greg Davis legacy lives on with Tom Turtle. 

Such embarrassing football. Colorado is terrible and it’s only 14-0

Lol wait has Dicker been this fat all year?

This barely feels like a real football game.

Oh look, 2 more idiotically designed runs and a horrible chunk ball from Sam. Mensaball! 

Fucking shit you'd is terrible. Fucking Tom Herman sucks dick gacho bad. This first half should be the coup de gras on his ass. 

5 minutes ago, Sal said:

Ehlinger is trash. Hand the ball off to Bijan and put in Thompson or Card once we build a big enough lead.

You try having a retard as a coach for 4 years, and see if you can still pass it the right direction.

Good job, Tom. Good thing you don't need to ever win convincingly or anything. It's a blessing in disguise knowing you'll be someone else's problem. 

1 minute ago, LonghornSean said:

Sam, maybe just try to pick up the first down instead of the homerun sideline ball every time?

To a receiver who’s smaller than my sister.

Lighten up on Herman he suffers from Oropharyngeal dysphagia


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1 minute ago, C-Man said:

Three straight possessions and no touches for Bijan who had more than 100 total yards in first quarter

Should be canned at halftime for that shit. 

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