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  • ATLLonghorn
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    Texas on drives when Bijan Robinson touched the ball - 163 yards, 14 points. Texas on drives when Bijan Robinson didn't touch the ball - 22 yards, 0 points. Someone please launch Tom Herman

  • The lack of a Big 12 officiating crew was also enjoyable. 

  • Even Colorado fans know.

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Sec crew not used to seeing deep throws so they don’t know what pi looks like

Let’s keep trying those sideline heaves, they are definitely going to work.

1 minute ago, C-Man said:

Three straight possessions and no touches for Bijan who had more than 100 total yards in first quarter

We have the dumbest head coach in college football.

Is Jake from State Farm playing? Haven't seen him.

1 minute ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Yurcich needs to stop sucking at calling plays.

 

Showtime Lol GIF by Desus & Mero

LOL You think Mensa lets anyone else call plays?

Until CU does something to make a single score game I guess we will be flat and complacent. We need to let them catch up.

All our remaining receivers have average speed.  So let’s throw tons of 9 routes!

Oh look, 2 more idiotically designed runs and a horrible chunk ball from Sam. Mensaball! 

Horrible chunk ball? He him right in stride

Holding when we are punting???? Ugggghhhhhhhh......I need more 4loko

it only took 4 years but we finally figured out when to field a punt.  
4? You must be new around here.
3 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Mensa is so smart with alternating RBs for series. The opposing Ds will NEVER catch on to their tendencies or abilities.

Hah, I was thinking this in my head

+rep for saying it out loud

2 minutes ago, nineliveslost said:

who is calling these plays?

This is a Tom Herman audition tape. He's walking around with a play sheet. If memory serves me correct he wasn't walking around with one during K-State 


Quit posting dumbass

Panties in a bunch pussy. Are you going to bring up Charlie again you little bitch?

We went turtle after going up 14. I love Roschon, but the fact that he's taking snaps from Robinson is fucking enraging.

1 minute ago, Kevin O’Shea said:

Our receivers just fucking suck 

Yep. Next year outside Bijan the O will be a shitshow

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It’s infuriating. Akers becomes coach. Sees Earl. Move Texas to the I formation. Runs him like there is no tomorrow. Heisman. Herman has Bijan. Says fuck it. I just want my QB to throw bombs down the sideline. I’d kill for Akers right now.

Tom is so fucking arrogant that he'd rather make the big call to go for a fake punt or a 4th and 2 in a close game instead of just winning 52-10.

2 minutes ago, satyanash said:

We have no outside WRs thanks to our awful WR recruiting, yet we feel the need to constantly try jump balls on the outside.

Omeire says hi

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Tom Herman is basically the trojan extra thick condom that is used when a bitch wants to get pregnant  this fucker just ruins ev eything

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

This barely feels like a real football game.

it feels exactly like a Tom Herman coached game.   2 posession games are boring... gotta keep it less than 2 posesssions to keep the eyeballs watching 

1 minute ago, MillerEP said:

Sec crew not used to seeing deep throws so they don’t know what pi looks like

You clearly don't watch much Alabama or LSU in the past two seasons


Panties in a bunch pussy. Are you going to bring up Charlie again you little bitch?

No Charlie is your hero. Sam isn’t trash, you’re a regard if you think so.

I love being called a little bitch when you don’t even know me
4? You must be new around here.

I vividly remember the K State game in 2011 where Texas didn’t field a punt on the final play of a one score game and K State just let the clock run out without downing it.

Herman's gonna love Minnesota when Fleck moves on & he gets to try to yell Ski-U-Mah when it's 10 degrees outside.

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Is it wrong I want Herman to be hit by a bus?

How about a gasoline truck right as an asteroid crashes into it and blows it up?

This is like 2017 all over again with nonsensical offensive rotations along with stupid delay of game penalties

What was the last time Colorado was good though? Like convincingly good. Their mascot is cool. I got close enough to pet it. Boulder and their breweries and such. Pots cool too. Too bad there can be no football watching party. 


No Charlie is your hero. Sam isn’t trash, you’re a regard if you think so

His deep ball is trash. Oh yeah, Charlie’s my hero, STFU little kid

I'd run the ball and give Sam some quick slants or outs to get his confidence/rhythm with short passes and completions. And then throw deep.

2 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

All our remaining receivers have average speed.  So let’s throw tons of 9 routes!

Isn't  Josh Moore the fastest guy on the team?

4 minutes ago, gmr548 said:

Lol wait has Dicker been this fat all year?

Dicker prefers the term Girthy

If this QB sparks them it's criminal that we are not up by 3+ scores.

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