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  • ATLLonghorn
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    Texas on drives when Bijan Robinson touched the ball - 163 yards, 14 points. Texas on drives when Bijan Robinson didn't touch the ball - 22 yards, 0 points. Someone please launch Tom Herman

  • The lack of a Big 12 officiating crew was also enjoyable. 

  • Even Colorado fans know.

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1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

it feels exactly like a Tom Herman coached game.   2 posession games are boring... gotta keep it less than 2 posesssions to keep the eyeballs watching 

Yep. 

Did I fuck MilesLongs mom or wife? He’s always a bitch.


His deep ball is trash. Oh yeah, Charlie’s my hero, STFU little kid

Little kid? Lmao you’re the one of the biggest cunts on this board
It’s time for Tom to get a new grill like the one he had in Houston. Only, this time it’s because he needs his teeth knocked out.
Easy........

 Broussard is not a great RB name though. He must change it. 


I vividly remember the K State game in 2011 where Texas didn’t field a punt on the final play of a one score game and K State just let the clock run out without downing it.
Nathan Vasher says hi. Also there's another time we played cu where we should have just fielded a punt instead of what we actually did.

Broughton has been getting dominated this game.  He needs another whole year in the gym getting bigger and stronger.  


Little kid? Lmao you’re the one of the biggest cunts on this board

Lol, stop commenting on my posts you dumb bitch. Did I fuck your mom or wife?
2 minutes ago, TexasBeta said:

It’s infuriating. Akers becomes coach. Sees Earl. Move Texas to the I formation. Runs him like there is no tomorrow. Heisman. Herman has Bijan. Says fuck it. I just want my QB to throw bombs down the sideline. I’d kill for Akers right now.

I say we put herman in akers spot. Who's got a shovel?


Lol, stop commenting on my posts you dumb bitch. Did I fuck your mom or wife?

No you sucked Charlie’s dick.

Little kid? Lmao you’re the one of the biggest cunts on this board

This is surly and that is a low bar


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Little kid? Lmao you’re the one of the biggest cunts on this board

This is surly and that is a low bar


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5 minutes ago, LarTXHorn said:

Fucking shit you'd is terrible. Fucking Tom Herman sucks dick gacho bad. This first half should be the coup de gras on his ass. 

Gacho bad?

Oh good. A mobile QB. Our specialty 


No you sucked Charlie’s dick.

Good one high school bitch

We're gonna let this be close and we should win by 40. Story of TH's career. Fuck this.

About to be 14-7 when it should be 24-0

Our DB had five minutes to turn around and didn’t. 

Well, you can guess who everybody in the country is pulling for tonight, can’t ya?


This is surly and that is a low bar


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I really think I fucked his mom, he like stalks all of my posts just to comment. It’s actually sad and hilarious .

There’s the gross error from Texas it’ll require for Colorado to score


Good one high school bitch

Lmao my daughter has already graduated law school. Pathetic, now focus on cussing Sam not me

this is iowa state all over again, jump oit domianting  shit the bed and let them get back in it

Only in Herman's world could running the starting QB out of the game in the first half because he sucks REDUCE your chances of winning. Because Mensa.

Patented TH defensive TO 

next play will be TD

5 minutes ago, TexasGolf said:

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As someone who has Texas -7 and Texas to finish a 5 teamer I feel the pain.  WTF is wrong with this god damned asshole?  It's like he is literally throwing the game.  Robinson is doing whatever he wants so what do you do?  Take him completely out of the fucking game.  This guy is such a dumb fuckhead.  JFC

Just now, longhornmatt said:

This is in danger of being a 14-7 game when Bijan is averaging 18 YPC with over 100 yards in the first quarter, and CU’s QB started 3-13 with 2 INTs.

Lol Tom Herman.   This guy will make any game close.

Infuriating is not a strong enough word.

Golic's brain just be Swiss cheese based on what he just said.

 

Play action or straight handoff or just run it in himself?

Stunns38 vs mileslong is the game within the game (thread) right now

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