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this is iowa state all over again, jump oit domianting  shit the bed and let them get back in it

Iowa State would crush Colorado. The Texas team down Cosmi, Ossai, etc. is nowhere hear the team that played Iowa State.
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    Texas on drives when Bijan Robinson touched the ball - 163 yards, 14 points. Texas on drives when Bijan Robinson didn't touch the ball - 22 yards, 0 points. Someone please launch Tom Herman

  • The lack of a Big 12 officiating crew was also enjoyable. 

  • Even Colorado fans know.

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Should be 24 or 28 - 0.  Such fuckery

4 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

I'd run the ball and give Sam some quick slants or outs to get his confidence/rhythm with short passes and completions. And then throw deep.

If we gave the ball to Bijan 30 times we'd score at least 45 points. But that's too simple.


Lmao my daughter has already graduated law school. Pathetic, now focus on cussing Sam not me

Well good for her!

I really think I fucked his mom, he like stalks all of my posts just to comment. It’s actually sad and hilarious .

Don’t quote me


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not sure why anyone is surprised.     Tom doesnt have a fucking killer instinct.  when hes up by 2 scores in the 2nd or 3rd qtr he plays hella conservative.    and doesnt try to score unless the other team does.

 

Just now, runthebone said:

Golic's brain just be Swiss cheese based on what he just said.

 

Play action or straight handoff or just run it in himself?

Yeah, you don't need to be a neurologist on that one.  Holy hell. 

5 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

Dicker prefers the term Girthy

Dicker the Thicker

 

Things I know:

Turtle Tom is a fucking bitch

Watching the game on ESPN Deportes is 100 times better than ESPN

Bijan is a full grown ass man

2 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

 

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That's a fake account. Not the real Overshown.

This is such a great encapsulation of Tom Herman Mensa Football:

1) Let a team who you should be blowing out, hang around
2) Dumb personnel decisions
3) Dumb play calling
4) Going away from things that work

Just need to add some dumb penalties to the mix.

Edited by OU Sucks

5 minutes ago, HuntinHorn said:

Isn't  Josh Moore the fastest guy on the team?

I'd pick Tyler Owens or Jamison in a foot race. Probably a few others as well. But I could be wrong.

2 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

Is Jake Smith playing?

Shhh...he's on super secret triple probation. Wait until they use him on a desperation fake punt when trailing late in the game.

2nd half should be canceled for covids.

34 minutes ago, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

@RGBIII have you tweeted Bijan’s Q1 stat line to Shelley/Urbs yet?

You talked me into it, if you want to throw any zeke stats that I can compare I wouldn’t hate it

Maybe we're just not paying Tom Herman enough?

Just now, Liquor and Poker said:

Can we leave Herman locked out of the field and locker room at half?

Hey Tom, the 2nd half of the game will be played in the basement of the Alamo. Get going. You’re gonna miss it 

 
Whittington seems to be in front of him on the depth chart on the rare occasions when Whittington is healthy.   But in the back of my mind I also just kind of assume Smith and Liebrock are probably transferring.

I haven’t noticed Wiley in either.
2 minutes ago, millhouse said:

Stunns38 vs mileslong is the game within the game (thread) right now

can we create a thread for it

I will say our young LBs are stoning dudes. Like that crew.

This is such a great encapsulation of Tom Herman Mensa Football:
1) Let a team who you should be blowing out, hang around
2) Dumb personnel decisions
3) Dumb play calling
4) Going away from things that work
Just need to add some dumb penalties to the mix.
Dumb ass targeting coming up
Just now, JFKFC said:

2nd half should be canceled for covids.

Offense opted out after the first quarter 

Just now, RGBIII said:

You talked me into it, if you want to throw any zeke stats that I can compare I wouldn’t hate it

Take Bijan’s q1 and divide by three.

Colorado corners are whipping our wideouts.  Better find the slot WRs, RB and TE's in the pass game...

2 minutes ago, millhouse said:

Stunns38 vs mileslong is the game within the game (thread) right now

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1 minute ago, OU Sucks said:

This is such a great encapsulation of Tom Herman Mensa Football:

1) Let a team who you should be blowing out, hang around
2) Dumb personnel decisions
3) Dumb play calling

Just need to add some dumb penalties to the mix.

Add a muffed punt/fumbled snap and you've got the big combo.

fuck you tom herman you fucktard piece of shit fuckface idiot. Take your 15 mil and go jump in a volcano.

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Their starting QB has 3 completions and 2 interceptions and we’re in a 7 point game. Fire this motherfucker already!

Wow. Speaking of bad playcalling. Up the middle again, and again, and again...

Nice run.

 

Anyway, fuck your fucking face, Tom Herman, you fucking fraud.

Oh how the actual fuck did he get in there?  God dammit shit.

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