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Give Bijan the ball you fucking pillock. Fuck you Herman. 

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    Texas on drives when Bijan Robinson touched the ball - 163 yards, 14 points. Texas on drives when Bijan Robinson didn't touch the ball - 22 yards, 0 points. Someone please launch Tom Herman

  • The lack of a Big 12 officiating crew was also enjoyable. 

  • Even Colorado fans know.

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Cool. We had the ball for 45 seconds of real time.

Going to be RoJo this series isn't it?

Another three and out.

No touches for Bijan Robinson.

Fuck you, Tom Herman. You are a shitty football coach.

I Can’t watch this shit. He’s trolling us at this point. Fuck him to hell. 

The lack of Bijan is a fireable offense. 

We deserve to lose. We've earned it.

This fucking offense, man.

Great effort by Dixon, but they're not gonna overturn that

Just now, Redneck Mutha said:

Did Bijan opt out after he racked up 100 yards?

he sealed 1st quarter Alamo Bowl MVP, so he's outta here

Herman has to get fired after this shit showing,right? Right???

1 minute ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Did Jared Wiley miss the bus to SA?

He fucked Michelle and Tom wasn’t there to watch so....he no play. 

13 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Melissa TX native

Melissa was my sock location, long ago in the days of sports talk call in shows.

"Up next, Happy in Melissa."

3 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:


Now a suburb swallowed up by the northern DFW metro. Close to McKinney.

Sounds stripper-y. lol 

That’s a catch

That's a catch, dammit.

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 Another series without Bijan, another 3 and out

Golic is a damned idiot

Shitty fucking throw, but I think he caught it. 

 

Anyway, fuck you, Herman. Put in Bijan and do one good thing before you're fucking fired. 

Why would you want to play a true freshman who gained 95 yards in the first quarter?  SMDH Tom and considering watching HGTV the rest of the night.

Just now, Tailgate said:

Need more beer

Need more pinks, greenies, anything whith a abv, coke, etc.

Golic is a damned idiot

And even he’d know to play Bijan

 

ok fuck this game, fuck this team and fuck tom herman, i dont need to feel like shit at work tomorrow for this shit 

Refs fucking Texas. Tale ole as time

I’m ready to give ducky the shot myself

My dad just called Sam a Folk Hero. Amazing.

3 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Did Jared Wiley miss the bus to SA?

I'm assuming he's still banged up? I'll admit to not reading shit about what's going on with the team since ksu

also its time for sam to go, his throws are fucking trash, he wouldnt start at SMU in front of Boo

And once again. After only 1 quarter. The opposition has figured how how to stop this offense.

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