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Just now, Sawbonz said:

I’m ready to give ducky the shot myself

That dog and this coach to be taken out back and handled 

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    Texas on drives when Bijan Robinson touched the ball - 163 yards, 14 points. Texas on drives when Bijan Robinson didn't touch the ball - 22 yards, 0 points. Someone please launch Tom Herman

  • The lack of a Big 12 officiating crew was also enjoyable. 

  • Even Colorado fans know.

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As Tom always says, these mistakes can be fixed. He’s the mistake. 

Did Bijan piss yellow or something? Is he on a yard quota? Fuck this coach.

1 minute ago, LTtxfan said:

WTF.... RJ back in at RB

 

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

 Another series without Bijan, another 3 and out

 

FUCK YOU TOM HERMAN !!!

JFC, it's not rocket science. You have a stud RB, you give him the ball

Just now, Longboard Horn said:

7 total yards this quarter... unbelievable 

Classic Herman 

Del Conte should go down to the sideline and hand the headset to Ash and give Tom an Uber gift card.   

Hey - Bijan is unstoppable.  Need to be sure to not give him the ball and make lesser players feel bad </fuckface tom>

 

I’m sorry, I ready for Sam to exit. Piss poor arm talent, mixed in with crappy decision making. Going deep on 3rd and medium, crap throws on 3rd and short. This is pathetic. We should have 3 to 4 TD drives already.

Sounds stripper-y. lol 

Lol. I’m sure there were an abundance of strippers from there before their trailer parks got bulldozed for $500K houses and golf courses.
1 minute ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Fire Herman.  Hire literally anyone.

A snek? Sure why not?

Tom: Nice Run Bijan. Don't ever fucking do that again.

Tom: “Hey Yurch- you know everything we did in the 1st Q that worked? Let’s not do any of that in the 2nd and see what happens. I bet we look smart.”


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If I’m Bijan I’m in the portal at halftime. Why stay?

So I guess the improvement on that third down play is that we didn’t throw it 40 yards downfield with someone open just over the first down marker? JFC.

they are seriously remaking Walker Texas Ranger.... without Chuck????

1 minute ago, SDG said:

 

If anybody wants to know what Turtle Tom ball looks like--here it is.  Tom, you dumbs shit, why keep hitting a wall when there's a fucking door?  

1 minute ago, Patricio Swayze said:

Fire Herman.  Hire literally anyone.

metal hate GIF by launchsquad

 

This guy is available 

10 minutes ago, Dr. Beeper said:

Pretty sure the last few months have shown without a doubt CDC is NOT competent. 

Pffft.

1 minute ago, KingLerxst said:

And once again. After only 1 quarter. The opposition has figured how how to stop this offense.

By keeping our best player on the sideline?

Was there a promise made not to play Bijan? This is ridiculous 

Herman making a blow out a close game.

I am coming around to Herman being a better recruiter but an even worse gameday coach than Charlie. 

Herman is such a moron.  The game is very simple.  Give the ball to your best players.    I just watched a high school playoff game where the meathead coach was smart enough to give it to his best player every play.  Jonathan Brooks’ team lost to a team that had the same guy run the ball every play.  They couldn’t stop it so they lost. 

Redoing Walker Texas Ranger on the CW. That should be good.

Winning is hard when you're hamstrung by an idiot coach.

3 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

I’m ready to give ducky the shot myself

Fuck that, give me the shot at this point

Just now, Horn80 said:

Herman making a blow out a close game.

He’s calling offense. You can tell. The stupid is strong with Mensa

3 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Not a single WR for us tonight outside of Moore would see the field at any other big 12 program

Not true, if we swapped teams, TCU, OU, and Iowa State would definitely win--by a way larger margin.

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This almost seems like the plan is to try to make Sam the hero instead of letting your literal best player in Bijan win the game.   

Just now, Horn80 said:

Herman making a blow out a close game.

He seriously has to TRY to do this every game.  Its mind bottling

I’m sorry, I ready for Sam to exit. Piss poor arm talent, mixed in with crappy decision making. Going deep on 3rd and medium, crap throws on 3rd and short. This is pathetic. We should have 3 to 4 TD drives already.

Why are you sorry?


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Bijan is an idiot of he doesn't transfer out of this shitshow. 

2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Not a single WR for us tonight outside of Moore would see the field at any other big 12 program

This is a great take. We get no separation, speed, or ball skills from our dudes. How many of those deep balls tonight did las year collin or duvernay go get. And guess what those dudes are playing on Sunday.

wheres Jake Smith?

If this team has me up past midnight on a goddamn Tuesday night watching the fucking Alamo Bowl then I swear to God I'm going to hang myself.

3 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

7 total yards this quarter... unbelievable 

We do this in almost every game.

How does Herman think he can recruit blue chips here? "Are you the best? Come here and stand on the sidelines while I dribble piss down my leg!"

The first few series, Tom didn't have a folder/ playsheet in his hand and the offense clicks. No he doesm and we suck. It's not a coincidence. 

Shit my dad was alive when Colorado last won a bowl game. Damn. Wish he could be posting here instead y’all would have liked him. 

1 minute ago, Radical Larry said:

We need to mail out those old "Have You Seen Me?" cards with Bijan's picture on them. 

Who Is This GIF

why did it take 5 guys to tackle the QB on that 3rd down?   you all had him and yet you all let him go

1 minute ago, Liquor and Poker said:

I am coming around to Herman being a better recruiter but an even worse gameday coach than Charlie. 

Thats coming to an end as well. This 2021 class he recruited only 1 of the top 24 players in the state of Texas

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