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"Really entertaining first half"

Yeah, that's why we pay this shithead millions of dollars -- to put on really entertaining games for neutral fans against completely overmatched opponents.

Fucking shit.

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    Texas on drives when Bijan Robinson touched the ball - 163 yards, 14 points. Texas on drives when Bijan Robinson didn't touch the ball - 22 yards, 0 points. Someone please launch Tom Herman

  • The lack of a Big 12 officiating crew was also enjoyable. 

  • Even Colorado fans know.

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why the fuck is #5, clearly the best player in San Antonio, NOT IN THE MOTHERFUCKING GAME???

2 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

JFC, it's not rocket science. You have a stud RB, you give him the ball

Maybe during his recruitment Bijan was promised he would never get more than 10 touches a game so we would save his body for the NFL. 

Another dumb penalty.  Herman’s calling card.

Just now, Mo Horn said:

The first few series, Tom didn't have a folder/ playsheet in his hand and the offense clicks. No he doesm and we suck. It's not a coincidence. 

star trek spock GIF

 

Biiiiiiiiiiinnnnnnddddeeeerrrrrr! 

2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

He’s calling offense. You can tell. The stupid is strong with Mensa

How can you tell? Not a Herman defender but we looks like we are running the same exact formations and concepts we have all year.

1 minute ago, Mo Horn said:

The first few series, Tom didn't have a folder/ playsheet in his hand and the offense clicks. No he doesm and we suck. It's not a coincidence. 

He will not be shown to be dumber than the guy he bosses around 

2 minutes ago, millhouse said:

And they're remaking Walker?????? Fuck all of this!

Hey my kid works on that show.

3 minutes ago, Colonel Sanders said:

Expecting these games to not play out exactly the same every week is the most frustrating shit ever.

The thing is.. bowl games are the one game per year where Tom seems to do things right. 

That works, so they’ll go away from it .

Brewer!!! Lol

J Whitt!!  Gobble, gobble.

1 minute ago, millhouse said:

And they're remaking Walker?????? Fuck all of this!

Because he’s hawt. Met. Legit 6’3” and nice! Let’s go Horns! 

The only thing that can stop Whittington is more Whittington.

Lol ehlinger calling Herman out for turtling

LOOK WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU USE THE MIDDLE OF THE FIELD 

 

YOU FUCKING RETARD 

holy shit the announcers just told a story where Sam just straight up called out Tom 

 

 

and why the fuck does Sam not throw the GD ball away??

Just now, Nicole44 said:

Because he’s hawt. Met. Legit 6’3” and nice! Let’s go Horns! 

Atleast they picked a Texan 

these idiots are really sucking the cock of a carl dorrell that went 35-27 at UCLA

Just now, Captain Ron said:

Well nice to see Tom get his head out of his ass. Bijan is back in.

Okay cool he is back in. I thought he must have got murdered on the sidelines since he is the best player and hasn't seen the last two series. Glad for his momma he is alive. 

1 minute ago, Majorcholas said:

How can you tell? Not a Herman defender but we looks like we are running the same exact formations and concepts we have all year.

3rd down. Jmo. I could be wrong. 

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