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  • ATLLonghorn
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    Texas on drives when Bijan Robinson touched the ball - 163 yards, 14 points. Texas on drives when Bijan Robinson didn't touch the ball - 22 yards, 0 points. Someone please launch Tom Herman

  • The lack of a Big 12 officiating crew was also enjoyable. 

  • Even Colorado fans know.

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Sometime around Sam's 7th or 8th year as our starting QB, he'll figure out when to throw the ball away. 

these idiots are really sucking the cock of a carl dorrell that went 35-27 at UCLA

Winning at UCLA appears to be quite difficult.

Both coaches trying to lose?

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Lol, that sack by Sam on 2nd down was one of the dumbest plays I’ve seen in college football this season. 

You need to take it easy on Sam. He only had 3 chances - at least - to throw the ball away.

Just now, Firemans4Horn said:

Lol, that sack by Sam on 2nd down was one of the dumbest plays I’ve seen in college football this season. 

Roschon seeing his QB in trouble and running down field is stupid too.

1 minute ago, THUJONE said:

I'm ready for Hudson Card.

Also-that's pretty big that they mentioned Sam calling out TH about being a pussy. 

I'm ready for Johnson/Jackson man, Herman sucks with white QBs

Why does their QB look scared as fuck? Or trying to warm up his hands like he’s playing in snow?

Thank god that kid has the same deep ball accuracy as Sam

Can we please run the ball between the tackles and stop all the stretch plays 

Worked well in the 1st but now CU has adjusted

Sam - are we going to take our foot off the gas like we always.do?

Tom - yes and shut up 

And why does Sam still hold onto the ball this late in his college career? 

Just now, Michael Knight said:

who was it that said halftime would be 17-10

I dreamed it in my head. 

I'm ready for Johnson/Jackson man, Herman sucks with white QBs

I have some bad news for you...
1 minute ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Lol, that sack by Sam on 2nd down was one of the dumbest plays I’ve seen in college football this season. 

Perhaps you haven't seen this:

 

Is it halftime yet?

Not soon enough


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Just now, Dewey said:

Sam - are we going to take our foot off the gas like we always.do?

Tom - yes and shut up 

And why does Sam still hold onto the ball this late in his college career? 

Lol yup

Just now, Dewey said:

Sam - are we going to take our foot off the gas like we always.do?

Tom - yes and shut up 

And why does Sam still hold onto the ball this late in his college career? 

Shit coaching and also he’s not that good. 

1 minute ago, Fastbreak said:

On page for a 24-21 final

I bet the over (65.5) so I'll need a few more than that.  

another issue with Tom, is the number of fucking times the opposing team scores in the last 2 mins of a half.   

out of the 98 or so halves Tom's been our coach, something like 33% of the time the opponent scores in the last 2 mins of a half. 

Fuck you golic. Let me watch the fuckimg game without you saying "got em"

Can we please run the ball between the tackles and stop all the stretch plays 
Worked well in the 1st but now CU has adjusted

Adjustments are not mensa

Fire this stupid, cocksucker at halftime and let one of the cardboard cutouts coach the 2nd half. I do t give a shit if we hire Urban Meyer, John Mayer or Seth Meyers, anyone who has ever watched a football game is better than this stumblefuck.

1 minute ago, THUJONE said:

Thank god that kid has the same deep ball accuracy as Sam

Sorry to quote you but maybe not? Shit. 

I'm opting out at halftime.

2 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

Laces were out!

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1 minute ago, Dewey said:

Sam - are we going to take our foot off the gas like we always.do?

Tom - yes and shut up 

It's nice to know it is not just us who hate this shit.

Well this is awful defense.

2 minutes ago, Dewey said:

And why does Sam still hold onto the ball this late in his college career? 

He thinks he's Deshaun Watson

Just now, Sawbonz said:

I think sweat has angina

Sweaty angina? Must be a WAP

4 minutes ago, Firemans4Horn said:

Lol, that sack by Sam on 2nd down was one of the dumbest plays I’ve seen in college football this season. 

You missed the Cure Bowl huh? 

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