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    Texas on drives when Bijan Robinson touched the ball - 163 yards, 14 points. Texas on drives when Bijan Robinson didn't touch the ball - 22 yards, 0 points. Someone please launch Tom Herman

  • The lack of a Big 12 officiating crew was also enjoyable. 

  • Even Colorado fans know.

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I feel like I've seen this movie before. Exactly 48 times since 2017. The fact that Herman hasn't been shitcanned yet is an indictment of CDC and the entire athletic department. 

2 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


I have some bad news for you...

I meant Thompson/Jackson

But what's the news, mensa is actually fired? 

Broadcast booth is absolutely crestfallen that he dropped that.  Go fuck yourselves.

holly holding.  

Just go ahead let them score and maybe we can add another FG or something.

At least that won’t be back breaking like a 3rd and long or 4th down TD.

Barron and Crawford getting snaps on defense. 

Broughton with the sack. Gotta think at least 10ish(?) true freshmen are getting non-special teams snaps today

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4 minutes ago, Zeus said:

I'm ready for Johnson/Jackson man, Herman sucks with white QBs

Jackson transferred to Utah lol 

3 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

Fire this stupid, cocksucker at halftime and let one of the cardboard cutouts coach the 2nd half. I do t give a shit if we hire Urban Meyer, John Mayer or Seth Meyers, anyone who has ever watched a football game is better than this stumblefuck.

How about Oscar Meyer?

4 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

Thank god that kid has the same deep ball accuracy as Sam

I'm thankful they can't catch.

Broughton in fixing his helmet after hands to the face before first sack lol

Just go ahead let them score and maybe we can add another FG or something.

At least that won’t be back breaking like a 3rd and long or 4th down TD.

Or not. Nice sack!

Where’s the fucking hold?!? It’s like watching a Cowboys game.

Couple of genuine cock gobblers in the booth

I think I spotted Vic in the crowd.  

Lol they think turtle is gonna try and score.

Hey a one score game, Tom is right at home.....fucking dipshit.  

A one score game again. Mission accomplished Tom.

Time for a poorly executed trick play. 

I meant Thompson/Jackson
But what's the news, mensa is actually fired? 

JQJ transferred to Utah lol

Yeah Sam, let's keep our foot on the gas pedal.  It's bad enough with the shitty play calling from Mensa and the stooges, but these assclowns on the call make an ice pick to the ear sound rather comforting.

1 minute ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Haha we aren’t doing shit in 48 seconds

Excited to see this draw play to Roschon to end the half.

Bijan: 6 for 90

6 fucking carries??!! That’s it? 6 fucking carries. Tom is just fucking with us at this point. 

1 minute ago, WinningIsHard said:

Jackson transferred to Utah lol 

Ah fuck that sucks, Card must be the real deal I guess. 

Looking like another Hero ball game.  Just fuckery

Of course Herman will be happy with the 1 score lead, it's what he does.

Just now, T-shirt Sip said:

Bijan: 6 for 90

6 fucking carries??!! That’s it? 6 fucking carries. Tom is just fucking with us at this point. 

Sets him up for 4 more in the second half. Can’t ruin him before the offseason 

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