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Ah fuck that sucks, Card must be the real deal I guess. 

Or Herman is a dumbfuck...
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    Texas on drives when Bijan Robinson touched the ball - 163 yards, 14 points. Texas on drives when Bijan Robinson didn't touch the ball - 22 yards, 0 points. Someone please launch Tom Herman

  • The lack of a Big 12 officiating crew was also enjoyable. 

  • Even Colorado fans know.

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Tom Herman is the biggest, stinkiest, fucking pussy of all time. He should fuck his face at halftime.

Had to know they were going to fuck themselves with that return. Cost time AND yards. Just stupid.

What a fucking cunt of a coach we have....just an absolute yeast filled, herpe sore encrusted cunt.

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1 minute ago, CastHorn said:

This one ugly ass crowd 

San Antonio.

Hire Russ Meyer, Meyer Lansky or Bess Meyerson.  I don't care at this point.  

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I cant wait for us to go 3 and out on our first possesion in the 3rd quarter.

 

the fucking score should be 27-10 right now.  instead its another Tom Herman special 1 score game. 

Just unbelievable how Mensa coaches games that allow such weaker opponents to stay close enough to where TEXAS can lose...

Just ridiculous...   FUCK !!!

1 minute ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Is BJ hurt?

Gotta save him until late in the 4th quarter. Duh!

2 minutes ago, bar said:

Excited to see this draw play to Roschon to end the half.

I don't even know why you call a timeout for when you just do the same predictable shit. Fuck you Tom.

49 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

This is yet another game where we should be up 28-0 at half, and we'll be lucky to be up 17-10.

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Horse collar ?

How about holding and loss of yards plus time.

First half summary:

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Turtle holding on over Buffalo

Tom, I hope we don't need 35 seconds at the end of the game.  

The guys on LHN are ripping Tom’s use of Bijan too.

Just unbelievable how Mensa coaches games that allow such weaker opponents to stay close enough to where TEXAS can lose...
Just ridiculous...   FUCK !!!

We could play Highland Park and would probably win by one score

Colorado is really, very, fucking bad. A one score lead at half is embarrassing. 

With Sam we thought he would continue to get better, the receivers would get better. None of that has happened. It's weird play calling, bad.coaching and absolutely ignoring tremendous talent at running back.  

We are a Keontay fumble away from this being Tom's magnum opus.

1 minute ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Ehlinger is fucking PISSED at tom

Something happen on the sideline after the RoJo run to end the half???

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Palmer speaking truth


How about holding and loss of yards plus time.

He was horse collared too but that doesn’t matter

And now the ESPN staff at halftime are straight clowning Herman for not feeding Bijan.

 

Jesse Palmer is the hero we need?  So conflicted

Thank you Jesse Palmer for stating the obvious. 1 touch in the last 6 possessions 

Haha, Jesse Palmer calling out decision to put Bijan in witness protection.

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Jesse freaking Palmer calling out Tom on national TV. 

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