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  • ATLLonghorn
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    Texas on drives when Bijan Robinson touched the ball - 163 yards, 14 points. Texas on drives when Bijan Robinson didn't touch the ball - 22 yards, 0 points. Someone please launch Tom Herman

  • The lack of a Big 12 officiating crew was also enjoyable. 

  • Even Colorado fans know.

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Jesse Palmer just fucking roasted us for the fact that Bijan has ONE carry since the opening two drives.

3 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

This one ugly ass crowd 

San Antonio nothin but fat bitches

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Something is fucked if Jesse fucking Palmer is asking where is BRob

  • immamac changed the title to 2020 Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. Colorado [17-10 Turtle Tom about to get a halftime speech from Ehlinger]

Hopefully the halftime entertainment is locking Mensa in a water-filled glass tank at the 50 yard line and seeing if he can work himself out. If he dies, he dies.

if sam is so mad why doesn't he audible everything?

Just now, WBT said:

Jesse Palmer is the hero we need?  So conflicted

Can he coach? Asking for a few million friends.

Palmer - "Did Bijan Robinson say something to upset the Texas coaching staff?"

Welcome to the party brah.

1 minute ago, immamac said:

Sam is done. He's about to hop on surly. 

He's regressed this year.  I dunno if it was the pocket passer attempt or just banged up, but his accuracy hasn't been great.  And he still doesn't throw it away.  Who is coaching him?  

16 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

holy shit the announcers just told a story where Sam just straight up called out Tom 

 

 

and why the fuck does Sam not throw the GD ball away??

because he's borderline retarded?

Texas Gameday crew with more criticism than usual.  Especially Fozzie.

ESPN Halftime Report: Why isn't Bijon getting the ball?

 

Fuck.

 Jessie Palmer speaking truth. Fire Tom at the half. 

I'd like to see us throw one to Kelvontay that isn't in the dirt. This is among my dumbest observations, but that dude looks like he might actually have the extra gear most our skill position guys are missing in his pre-snap motion

Herman looks like he’s trying to lose this game.

3 minutes ago, TommyGufano said:

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Beat me to it

Just now, OU Sucks said:

Hopefully the halftime entertainment is locking Mensa in a water-filled glass tank at the 50 yard line and seeing if he can work himself out. If he dies, he dies.

Fuck - I would totally have paid $500 a seat for that shit.

He's regressed this year.  I dunno if it was the pocket passer attempt or just banged up, but his accuracy hasn't been great.  And he still doesn't throw it away.  Who is coaching him?  

Sam is self coaching.

Earlier we were 180 yards to about 60 by Colorado. Then we turtled. Then it was 254 to 189 at half. WTF?

2 minutes ago, Dewey said:

With Sam we thought he would continue to get better, the receivers would get better. None of that has happened. It's weird play calling, bad.coaching and absolutely ignoring tremendous talent at running back.  

? The receivers have been much worse this year, especially on the outside. Collin Johnson and Devin Duvernay were the only two WRs worth their salt last year and they left.

For those of you that didn't watch the ESPN halftime, here is Jesse's speech in GIF form

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1 minute ago, Mdhorn said:

He's regressed this year.  I dunno if it was the pocket passer attempt or just banged up, but his accuracy hasn't been great.  And he still doesn't throw it away.  Who is coaching him?  

Or his accuracy was covered up by having NFL caliber receivers. 

2 minutes ago, Wanker Bob said:

I must say... Your american football club appears to be less than adequate

hey Hey HEY !!! don' t make me bring up 1776 and 1812

 

'MERICA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1 minute ago, Zeus said:

San Antonio nothin but fat bitches

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charles barkley eating GIF by NBA on TNT

 

 

inside the nba laughing GIF by NBA on TNT

The question is: does everyone have enough booze on standby for  game that likely won't finish until 12:15AM?

Turtles are way more aggressive than Tom.

turtle pineapple GIF

6 minutes ago, CastHorn said:

This one ugly ass crowd 

I'm in a covid slump so sadly I'd probably hook up with 50+% of the females in that crowd.  

I'm not a proud man...

Just now, satyanash said:

? The receivers have been much worse this year, especially on the outside. Collin Johnson and Devin Duvernay were the only two WRs worth their salt last year and they left.

So maybe, and hear me out here, just listen without judging...we should run the ball since the best player on the field is our running back?

1 minute ago, Knewk210 said:

Earlier we were 180 yards to about 60 by Colorado. Then we turtled. Then it was 254 to 189 at half. WTF?

Patented Turtle Tom quarter

Tom must have Colorado and the points but also want to keep his job.  He thinks winning by 4 or 6 will accomplish both.  It's the only possible explanation.

Unless he's just retarded and stupid.

Momentum is REAL YOU STUPID AUTISTIC BALD FUCKHEAD

Just now, SDG said:

I'm in a covid slump so sadly I'd probably hook up with 50+% of the females in that crowd.  

I'm not a proud man...

T&P

One fucking touch for Robinson in the last 6 possessions?  Holy fuck.

Tom Herman isn't UTEP's standard.

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