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 This is the pic Texas football used for their halftime tweet. They get it. 

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    Texas on drives when Bijan Robinson touched the ball - 163 yards, 14 points. Texas on drives when Bijan Robinson didn't touch the ball - 22 yards, 0 points. Someone please launch Tom Herman

  • The lack of a Big 12 officiating crew was also enjoyable. 

  • Even Colorado fans know.

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Just now, Js1 said:

Patented Turtle Tom quarter

Exactly

1 minute ago, Liquor and Poker said:

So maybe, and hear me out here, just listen without judging...we should run the ball since the best player on the field is our running back?

Dude, I've been leading this parade in the Bijan thread. Give the kid more carries!

Jesse Palmer calling out the disappearance of Bijan on the halftime show.

4 minutes ago, Wanker Bob said:

I must say... Your american football club appears to be less than adequate

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1 minute ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

The question is: does everyone have enough booze on standby for  game that likely won't finish until 12:15AM?

That's if you live in the Central. Those of us on the East coast ... 

9 minutes ago, T-shirt Sip said:

Bijan: 6 for 90

6 fucking carries??!! That’s it? 6 fucking carries. Tom is just fucking with us at this point. 

If we kept Bijan out there and gave him the ball, this might not be a one score game.

Just now, coachherman'sgrill said:

I have to believe Bijan is hurt or something happened on the sideline or Herman is a dumb fuck

I'll take the last part even if the first two are also true.

1 minute ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Again...has Jake Smith seen the field? Should he not be destroying shit in the slot?

when has he destroyed anything?

1 minute ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Again...has Jake Smith seen the field? Should he not be destroying shit in the slot?

Nope. Yep. 

Just now, coachherman'sgrill said:

I have to believe Bijan is hurt or something happened on the sideline or Herman is a dumb fuck

 ding, ding, ding, we have a winner

1 minute ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

I have to believe Bijan is hurt or something happened on the sideline or Herman is a dumb fuck

Herman is a dumb fuck.

1 minute ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Again...has Jake Smith seen the field? Should he not be destroying shit in the slot?

Schooler got a catch, enough ytboyz getting catches already

I have to believe Bijan is hurt or something happened on the sideline or Herman is a dumb fuck

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We are the ONLY game on...anywhere...everybody is watching.....come on Herman.  

 

1 minute ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Herman is a dumb fuck

Username/avatar check out. 

1 minute ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

I have to believe Bijan is hurt or something happened on the sideline or Herman is a dumb fuck

FIFY

2 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

I have to believe Bijan is hurt or something happened on the sideline or Herman is a dumb fuck

The cameras would have found that. It’s just legit Herman incompetence 

Tom just doesn’t look like a head coach for a major blue blood football program. 

Jesse Palmer calling out the disappearance of Bijan on the halftime show.

Smartest think he said evar


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2 minutes ago, Laxtonto said:

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Never to be seen again.

 

Goodbye and good luck.

12 minutes ago, gmr548 said:


Or Herman is a dumbfuck...

 

12 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

Thats some LDE from dumb fuck Herman

 

12 minutes ago, Stunns38 said:

Fuck you Tom. Fuck CDC too.

 

12 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Tom Herman is the biggest, stinkiest, fucking pussy of all time. He should fuck his face at halftime.

 

12 minutes ago, Fuck Tim Beck said:

Turtle tom you chickenshit cocksucking moron 

 

12 minutes ago, millhouse said:

Fuck you tom. You soft ass pussy

 

11 minutes ago, HuntinHorn said:

Turtle fucking Tom and his dripping gash

 

11 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

What a fucking cunt of a coach we have....just an absolute yeast filled, herpe sore encrusted cunt.

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2 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

I have to believe Bijan is hurt or something happened on the sideline or Herman is a dumb fuck

He has to be hurt. Doesn’t seem like a kid with a lot of attitude so I’m he must be hurt. Surely Tom can’t be this stupid.

20/20 says “Tom, your 60 minutes is almost up.” See yah fucker!

Bijan must have the wrong color urine.

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2 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

I have to believe Bijan is hurt or something happened on the sideline or Herman is a dumb fuck

He’s played plenty after his first 5 touches....we just went 3 & out and didn’t give him the ball. 

Just now, GlenFromTheMailRoom said:

Take that shit to the cloak room. 

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What is it about Texas coaches being such pussies and giving undeserved playing time to players who are obviously not as good as another? 

Tweet deleted what did it say?


Just in case he didn’t see it the first 4 times.

Just now, Helobious said:

He has to be hurt. Doesn’t seem like a kid with a lot of attitude so I’m he must be hurt. Surely Tom can’t be this stupid.

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30 more minutes before the end of an error

fuck tom herman

i was never on board with the hire

at best (after Georgia) i was cautiously optimistic

go away tom

Jesse Palmer ... Coach in waiting

It’s hard but Jesse is dumber than Tom.


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CU with the weak ass covid commercial...  That's not convincing anyone to apply to CU.

6 carries 90 yards.

Let's not play that fucking loser for 3 series.

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Just in case he didn’t see it the first 4 times.
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