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8 minutes ago, CUM2TX said:

if sam is so mad why doesn't he audible everything?

Steamin' Willie Beamen style

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  • ATLLonghorn
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    Texas on drives when Bijan Robinson touched the ball - 163 yards, 14 points. Texas on drives when Bijan Robinson didn't touch the ball - 22 yards, 0 points. Someone please launch Tom Herman

  • The lack of a Big 12 officiating crew was also enjoyable. 

  • Even Colorado fans know.

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5 minutes ago, Captain Ron said:

That's if you live in the Central. Those of us on the East coast ... 

already 11 p.m.

Maybe we can slip this team twisted tea during the half

Just now, Rimbo said:

30 more minutes before the end of an error

fuck tom herman

i was never on board with the hire

at best (after Georgia) i was cautiously optimistic

go away tom

That’s too much optimism for me buddy 

  • immamac changed the title to 2020 Alamo Bowl: Texas vs. Colorado
5 minutes ago, satyanash said:

? The receivers have been much worse this year, especially on the outside. Collin Johnson and Devin Duvernay were the only two WRs worth their salt last year and they left.

I thought the receiving corps with Eagles leading would get better, not be better. They run routes that take too much time to develop,  the fact that Sam still holds onto the ball is lost on me. Play calling deep routes when you need 4 to move the chains, again with Bijan. Truly wtf all season

4 minutes ago, Mdhorn said:

He's regressed this year.  I dunno if it was the pocket passer attempt or just banged up, but his accuracy hasn't been great.  And he still doesn't throw it away.  Who is coaching him?  

He's got Simple Jack coaching, a shitty oline, the worst group of receivers in the modern history of the program, and a guy playing tight end who should be watching the game at the Fiji house.

He has to be hurt. Doesn’t seem like a kid with a lot of attitude so I’m he must be hurt. Surely Tom can’t be this stupid.
He is that stupidgiphy.gif?cid=349c9dd7rzfaea6i1kdaph16xzo52k4v9eyl2x529g891lly&rid=giphy.gif

I love Roschon as a leader. He's a tough-nosed player. You need a bunch of those guys on your team. You just don't need them sucking all the air out of the RB room while a truly gifted kid is turned into a spectator. 

2 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

Even Colorado fans know.f73a9df1c607e78ae7f207c5a97a89e9.jpg

Can this please be on the banner?

2 minutes ago, cdain3 said:

Even Colorado fans know.f73a9df1c607e78ae7f207c5a97a89e9.jpg

Too bad they deleted it. Probably would have been their most popular post ever.

3 minutes ago, Nueces River Rat said:

Winning is hard.  

Even harder when your coach is stupid

I've been hopeful that Washington could be a contributor at WR.  So far, one target, zero separation, one badly misjudged ball.  Disappointed.  

6 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

I have to believe Bijan is hurt or something happened on the sideline or Herman is a dumb fuck

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Or Tom is trying to piss off Bijan so he could transfer before our new corch is announced. Mensa

4 minutes ago, Helobious said:

He has to be hurt. Doesn’t seem like a kid with a lot of attitude so I’m he must be hurt. Surely Tom can’t be this stupid.

o GIF

2 minutes ago, TucoRamirez said:


It’s hard but Jesse is dumber than Tom.


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Yeah not a fucking chance. Herman sniffs his own farts 

This chick look likE poncho 

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2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Can this please be on the banner?

That Tweet is BDE

Just now, kingkoopa6 said:

This chick look likE poncho 

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Given your description, I'm glad your shit is borked.

1 minute ago, Bigbend1812 said:

o GIF

I wish I could unsee this 

I'm not saying I want him back, but Mackovic would be up 31-10 right now and Bijan would be over 200 all-purpose yards.

Damn, that account is funny. Too many to post

 

 

Jesse Palmer speaking the fucking truth
BR better be hurt since he isnt playing. Of course I hope not but that is the only excuse.

These commercials with fatties? Everyone is walking and running and bicycling damnit fat people! Stop. Lmao. 

Just now, Harvdog said:

That Tweet is BDE

Yep

3m

In its last four games, including today, Texas has scored 10 TDs on the 15 drives (67%) in which Bijan Robinson has multiple touches. When Bijan gets 0 or 1 touches, Texas has scored 5 TDs on its other 30 drives (17%) during its last four games. Half the TDs in twice the drives.

I'm also over the god damn 30 yard go routes when we need 5 yards.  Remember when it was 3rd down and we just knew the ball was going to LJ or Duv for an automatic first down?  I member.

Just now, Laxtonto said:

3m

In its last four games, including today, Texas has scored 10 TDs on the 15 drives (67%) in which Bijan Robinson has multiple touches. When Bijan gets 0 or 1 touches, Texas has scored 5 TDs on its other 30 drives (17%) during its last four games. Half the TDs in twice the drives.

Mensa 

5 minutes ago, CBHorn said:

CU with the weak ass covid commercial...  That's not convincing anyone to apply to CU.

Just like our dumbass commercial with the guy with the wand? 

These commercials with fatties? Everyone is walking and running and bicycling damnit fat people! Stop. Lmao. 

Just now, Harvdog said:

That Tweet is BDE

Yep

What starts here... gets swapped out for less effective play calling.  

It’s almost as if Tom is saving Bijan for next year in attempt to keep his job. He can’t afford to get him injured in a meaningless bowl game

1 minute ago, Knoxtnhorn said:

Can TX not afford to male a new effing commercial?

Buyouts to be paid

TEXAS offense needs to use more clock and convert 3rd downs.

Time off possession at halftime:

TEXAS. 13:10       COLORADO  16:50

Omg the size differential between Golic and that other announcer. 

Again...has Jake Smith seen the field? Should he not be destroying shit in the slot?

Wild speculation but my guess would be COVID given that another WR, Estelle, missed the game at the last minute and his conspicuous absence from this game.
Just now, Nicole44 said:

Omg the size differential between Golic and that other announcer. 

That's what she said.  

Holly fuck.  

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