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  • ATLLonghorn
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    Texas on drives when Bijan Robinson touched the ball - 163 yards, 14 points. Texas on drives when Bijan Robinson didn't touch the ball - 22 yards, 0 points. Someone please launch Tom Herman

  • The lack of a Big 12 officiating crew was also enjoyable. 

  • Even Colorado fans know.

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#1952

I am not a Sam stannbut I appreciate his commitment. And heart. Hope it’s not a collarbone shit like mine. Damn. I Tony Romo’d myself. 

#1962
Why is seeing Ehlinger walking out of his last game with a sling with a gimp shoulder triggering memories from early 2010

Except the backup is lighting it up
#1964
2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Lol what the fuck does that have to do with him throwing the ball? Hope you're being sarcastic.

No shit. It’s not as if those guys were wide open. Those were tight.

#1966
Just now, ztejas said:

Oh you mean when he threw 4 interceptions? What the fuck are you talking about?

Relax, dude.  

#1967
Just now, Richter said:

We have at least three QBs better than Colorado 

Shh; half of them may be in the pac12 next year if history repeats.  

#1970
2 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Garrett Gilbert had 5 turnovers in that game and we lost because he couldn’t do shit on offense but sabotage us.  He had two big throws and 60 other plays of suck.  Only our most myopic fans thought he was a budding star based on that clusterfuck of a game.

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#1977

I can read lips. Mensa said "hey you wanna go back in the game" and Sam was like "does it look like it, dickmunch?" and Herman said "hey, be nice, now" and Sam said "fuck your face, you fucking fuckfaced fuck" and Herman said "fine, be that way"

#1980
Just now, RamjetFDO said:

Sam didn't look interested in talking to Mensa... at all.

Think he’s heartbroken.

#1981
4 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Let’s hope Tom and Yurch don’t completely change the offense to something they don’t know on a whim in the offseason 

Let’s hope TH is not here

#1983

Trying to temper my expectations on Thompson. He's never looked anywhere near this good that I can recall. But that last TD throw - holy shit, that was a baller pass. 

#1985
9 minutes ago, Happy Gilmore said:

I think we'll be fine with Thompson

and <insert name not herman> as head football corch.  

#1990
1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

why does Jamison always run backwards everytime he catches a fucking punt???

He’s been our best returner in a hot minute. 

#1992
Just now, Hornius Emeritus said:

I just want to point out that it's so totally like Texas fans to anoint a new savior at QB after 1/2 a quarter of football against freakin' Colorado. 

We’re desperate and we know it 

#1998
1 minute ago, Bullneck said:

Relax, dude.  

You know I was going to neg you but instead I'll just put your worthless ass on ignore. Happy new year, fuckstick.

#2000
1 minute ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

I just want to point out that it's so totally like Texas fans to anoint a new savior at QB after 1/2 a quarter of football against freakin' Colorado. 

Personally, I’ll wait to see if he sings the Eyes post game before I fully anoint. 

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