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    Texas on drives when Bijan Robinson touched the ball - 163 yards, 14 points. Texas on drives when Bijan Robinson didn't touch the ball - 22 yards, 0 points. Someone please launch Tom Herman

  • The lack of a Big 12 officiating crew was also enjoyable. 

  • Even Colorado fans know.

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I love how Casey suddenly makes our wr's look good again.

if we can get Thompson six years of eligibility like that kid at Illinois, then I guess it doesn't matter that Ewers and his goblin mullet is going to Ohio State

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Looks like Sam getting hurt was the best thing to fuck up turtle toms game plan

Lol. And of course, Herman runs the crappy QB draw with Thompson.

good god y'all

casey looks REALLY GOOD

2 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

why does Jamison always run backwards everytime he catches a fucking punt???

Piss poor coaching. I blame Casey Horny. And also Herman. Always Herman. 

I just want to point out that it's so totally like Texas fans to anoint a new savior at QB after 1/2 a quarter of football against freakin' Colorado. 

Exactly, I feel bad for Thompson after his first bad game. He will be called every name in the book and there still be shouts for the backup

And Thompson is faaasssssst 

Lol. I like the shape of the football.... I like turtles

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

He’s been our best returner in a hot minute. 

kickoff returns, yeah.  and occisionally on punts... but he loves running backwards after fielding a punt.  sometimes he gets positive yards but mostof the time he gets no yards or negativ returns. 

We’re desperate and we know it 
Clap your hands... (Clap! Clap!)
2 minutes ago, SwanderedTalent said:

I can read lips. Mensa said "hey you wanna go back in the game" and Sam was like "does it look like it, dickmunch?" and Herman said "hey, be nice, now" and Sam said "fuck your face, you fucking fuckfaced fuck" and Herman said "fine, be that way"

Left out Sam punching locker and fucking his arm up.

Colorado, this is going to be so satisfying beating your departing asses with our backups.

I wish our pussy ass reporters would grill dipshit Herman for his waste of fucking talent this season.

Am I the only one that is suddenly and unexpectedly enchubbened? 

Took a sack. Scrub. Put in Card! 

 
 

Not good enough. Let’s get Johnson back out there

- Tom probably.

Seems like Casey plus Card would be a good combo.   Lots of similarities.  Don’t have to change the offense up

I really hope this version of Casey Thompson is not another bowl game tease.

Drive stalls after Bijan gets yanked.  Shocking.

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3 minutes ago, Hornius Emeritus said:

I just want to point out that it's so totally like Texas fans to anoint a new savior at QB after 1/2 a quarter of football against freakin' Colorado. 

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Just now, NAVY said:

Am I the only one that is suddenly and unexpectedly enchubbened? 

TH extension incoming 🐢

6 minutes ago, Drew said:


Yeah and had a comeback at the end. We thought the future was set.

Not saying he was great but it’s what we felt.

Speak for yourself, bruh. 

Im not that drunk right... the announcers just said the score is 34  nothing - right?

Just now, Deej said:

Left out Sam punching locker and fucking his arm up.

Nah. Saving his arm  For Futureman.

Took a sack. Scrub. Put in Card! 

Sam holding the ball too long, shame on him. Sam and Thompson doing it, coaching

Exactly, I feel bad for Thompson after his first bad game. He will be called every name in the book and there still be shouts for the backup

Flashbacks to Heard vs Cal. Lol
3 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Why is seeing Ehlinger walking out of his last game with a sling with a gimp shoulder triggering memories from early 2010

2010 BCS championship game vs. the 2020 Ducky's Riverwalk Valero Alamo Bowl with delayed ESPN cable broadcast because of the 2020 Cheez-it Cracker Bowl

Thompson got blasted on that QB power run to the short side. Herman needs to nuke that play from orbit.

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