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Only here can a bunch of people be weirdly angry at a blowout bowl victory. 

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    Texas on drives when Bijan Robinson touched the ball - 163 yards, 14 points. Texas on drives when Bijan Robinson didn't touch the ball - 22 yards, 0 points. Someone please launch Tom Herman

  • The lack of a Big 12 officiating crew was also enjoyable. 

  • Even Colorado fans know.

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6 minutes ago, hookem48 said:

just started watching, seems you guys have Thompson as the Heisman front runner next year.

Money 

Just now, Jive Turkey said:

where in the fuck has this playcalling been?  we save it for this shit bowl?

 

Would it shock you if I told you that Herman learned from Mack Brown and Greg Davis?

A shame he wasn't eligible before today. Wait, what? He was on the roster the whole time???

We had an OL 15 yards downfield when Bijan caught the ball .. #75 I think it was. 

Edited by VirginiaLonghorn

Thompson rolls/drops really deep.  That makes me nervous.

Yep. Tom will have to coach that out of....hahahahahah, what am I saying.

Great TD for Moore that was hauled in by Robinson.  That’s some solid announcing.  

9 minutes ago, Cashcar said:

Are Wiley And Jake Smith hurt?

maybe pulled a Hicks/McCoy? 

 

 

Bijan really sucks... we really need to bench his ass... hes only averaging...

*looks up stats*, 

 

10 runs , 183 yards.  3 TD

 

yeah, hes only averaging 18 fucking yards a carry. He sucks ass

watching this game makes the losses this year even bigger punches in the balls

Just now, Captainant said:

WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL GODDAMN YEAR FUCK YEAH

It was a microcosm of our season in reverse. Colorado dropped an easy INT, and then they pay the price on the very next play. 

1 minute ago, SDG said:

Then maybe sit this one out and comment on the replay.  

and miss you idiots posting, no way

It's just the little things, like the nice timing/placement of the ball on the screen to Bijan there, that you appreciate.

1 minute ago, Captainant said:

WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL GODDAMN YEAR FUCK YEAH

 

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3 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Would have been an illegal crack back if he had really blocked him

Well, he was already sitting out best TE, best RB, and apparently our best QB. Would it surprise anyone if he was also sitting one of our best WRs? 

2 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Bijan and Casey!!!

Show me a loss in 2021!

Just now, Captainant said:

WHERE HAS THIS BEEN ALL GODDAMN YEAR FUCK YEAH

yes it would be nice if we could play Colorado and Mel Tucker every game. We could probably win the Pac 12.

Just now, Jive Turkey said:

where in the fuck has this playcalling been?  we save it for this shit bowl?

Happens every bowl game.

Can we have a 2020 do over?

Pretty please. 

Despicable Me Please GIF

Edit: With Casey and Bijan.

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I'm too fast for my own good.

6 minutes ago, tbone_ said:


Actual question. Just turned it on. Had a conflict earlier.

Yeah, it was a shoulder injury. Just fuckin' with ya.

It feels like Tom has a can of baller repellent that he sprays on guys like Wiley and Smith.  I don’t get it.

6 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

Dude Sam needs to be done. I like Casey's legs and arm better. 

Prove it.  Need a Microsoft paint draw thingy, stat. 
 

please and thanks 

1 minute ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

We had an OL 25 yards downfield when Bijan caught the ball ..

he caught it behind the LOS

The asian cowboy is Texas/Murica at its finest.  Awesome!

7 minutes ago, dcar00 said:

did anyone actually think Mel Tucker was going to outcoach herman?  the problem is being the 5th best coach in the Big 12 not being the 2nd best coach in the Pac 12.

Low key racist

Just now, Davis Lane said:

Can we have a 2020 do over?

Pretty please. 

Despicable Me Please GIF

dont you put that evil on me GIF

Can someone get Sam a burnt orange mask?

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

Bijan really sucks... we really need to bench his ass... hes only averaging...

*looks up stats*, 

 

10 runs , 183 yards.  3 TD

 

yeah, hes only averaging 18 fucking yards a carry. He sucks ass

And yet when we had 4th and short early in the game, we had RoJo run outside #mensa

Show me a loss in 2021!

OUsux. Probably another Big 12 game. Maybe Louisiana.

Of course this is with Tom.
1 minute ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

We had an OL 15 yards downfield when Bijan caught the ball .. #75 I think it was. 

That’s fine when the catch is behind the LOS

Sam's shoulder is hurt but #5 leaning on it and then smacking it while talking to him and Sam never winces.

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Bijan with #3!!!!! I just need one more to be right to prove to my wife I'm not stupid!

Hate to break it to you but that’s a losing battle. 😂

Show me a loss in 2021!

Turtle, yeah yeah yeah yeah, turtle turtle turtle, It’s a Herman!

Bijan just slapped Sam on the right shoulder. Twice.

Sam didn't even flinch.

Tinfoil hat time?

1 minute ago, dcar00 said:

yes it would be nice if we could play Colorado and Mel Tucker every game. We could probably win the Pac 12.

Yea the Big 12 was such a murderers row this year.

"OMG!  Bijan was patting Sam's right shoulder!"  Surly conspiracy theorists, probably.

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