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Wow. Card doing his best Lance McIlhenny impression. That was nice. 

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    Texas on drives when Bijan Robinson touched the ball - 163 yards, 14 points. Texas on drives when Bijan Robinson didn't touch the ball - 22 yards, 0 points. Someone please launch Tom Herman

  • The lack of a Big 12 officiating crew was also enjoyable. 

  • Even Colorado fans know.

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4 TDs in 20 minutes.  yeoman's work for a day.

All of the sportswriters for the Austin American Statesman picked Horns........except Bohls.....seriously.

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Ehlinger is statistically a top 4 QB all time at Texas. Yes Thompson looks good against a wet fart of a Colorado defense (and yea looks good overall) but come the fuck on.

And I've seen both Sam and Casey play against this wet fart. And I know who I'd pick based on that. It ain't sam. 

I’m actually having fun watching a 2020 Texas game. Weird 

Just now, Cairn Horn88 said:

All of the sportswriters for the Austin American Statesman picked Horns........except Bohls.....seriously.

Because he's a monumental cunt.

4 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

 

This hits a little close to home...but I don’t make 5+ million, so...

Casey was like "dafuq  let me score again"

Just now, THUJONE said:

And I've seen both Sam and Casey play against this wet fart. And I know who I'd pick based on that. It ain't sam. 

Have you seen Thompson in a packed RRS? Me neither. Again he looks good but this whole “he should have played all year” shit is asinine when the QB was low on our list of problems this year.

Jesus fucking Christ. They subbed in Card and Wiley still can't get on the field. What kind of dirt does Brewer have on Herman? 

5 minutes ago, LonghornSean said:

It's fun to win football games.

It's like better than losing.

1 minute ago, THUJONE said:

And I've seen both Sam and Casey play against this wet fart. And I know who I'd pick based on that. It ain't sam. 

Sam is that unfortunate combination of an A+ leader and a B- QB. makes it tough for coaches to bench him

did we play every player gets to touch the fucking QB???

 

wtf was that

1 minute ago, NAVY said:

I’m actually having fun watching a 2020 Texas game. Weird 

Because you are watching for the most part 2021 Texas.   

That play should make a tackling instruction video for "not like this."

Because he's a monumental cunt.

Of course you refer to Kurt Bowels.


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2 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

All of the sportswriters for the Austin American Statesman picked Horns........except Bohls.....seriously.

Picking Colorado for this game was absurd. Lowell Galindo and Fozzy (i think?) did it too.

1. The Turtle shows up in bowl games. You would think we'd all know this.

2. Colorado fucking sucks

Just now, Hank_Hill said:

Have you seen Thompson in a packed RRS? Me neither. Again he looks good but this whole “he should have played all year” shit is asinine when the QB was low on our list of problems this year.

The RRS wasn't "packed" this year

Tackle? Anyone?

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

dicker might make the league as a fucking punter

yeah he should be our first string punter too

1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Have you seen Thompson in a packed RRS? Me neither. Again he looks good but this whole “he should have played all year” shit is asinine when the QB was low on our list of problems this year.

Did I fucking say that? No. Going forward is my point.

All of the sportswriters for the Austin American Statesman picked Horns........except Bohls.....seriously.
Bohls should ask Herman in the postgame:

"Tom, what time today did you find out that Bijan Robinson and Casey Thompson were on the team?"

I mean, Bohls is already known as a cunt so he might as well.
5 minutes ago, THUJONE said:

And I've seen both Sam and Casey play against this wet fart. And I know who I'd pick based on that. It ain't sam. 

no shit, it's like we didn't have 4 straight 3 and outs in the first half

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1 minute ago, Hank_Hill said:

Have you seen Thompson in a packed RRS? Me neither. Again he looks good but this whole “he should have played all year” shit is asinine when the QB was low on our list of problems this year.

Whats the record again?  that's either a really bad comparison or a really bad comparison...

5 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Thompson has zip, a quick release, is able to buy time without leaving the pocket, and has excellent placement on most of his throws. That kind of stuff you can generally see independent of the opponent for all the “but Colorado” folks.

and he makes quick decisions, something sam still struggles with

6 minutes ago, Dewey said:

All his bowl wins show is how poorly each season was managed 

yep. Can't handle the week to week grind that is the round robin of the Big 12. 

Hopefully it's not has bad as it looked for Collins, because it looked like he broke his arm.

2 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

Jesus fucking Christ. They subbed in Card and Wiley still can't get on the field. What kind of dirt does Brewer have on Herman? 

Yeah love that Brewer “speed out”...

2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Have you seen Thompson in a packed RRS? Me neither. Again he looks good but this whole “he should have played all year” shit is asinine when the QB was low on our list of problems this year.

If Sam was as dinged up as we've been led to believe, then certainly Casey should have been given a chance with the full playbook.

14 minutes ago, Cairn Horn88 said:

Keontay’s little bro!,,,,,,

Hell yeah

We're gonna be ok on offense next season. Seriously. Thompson has sat and learned what to do and what not to do, and he's got fire.

3 minutes ago, TotallyLegit said:

This hits a little close to home...but I don’t make 5+ million, so...

Shoulda been an RN...

Was that play some sort of homage to the Manny Diaz years? Two injuries and a bunch of missed tackle. Wooof

7 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

Ehlinger is statistically a top 4 QB all time at Texas. Yes Thompson looks good against a wet fart of a Colorado defense (and yea looks good overall) but come the fuck on.

Well, Sam looked like ineffectual Sam against that same D, so  . . . . 

2 hours ago, Sal said:

Ehlinger is trash. Hand the ball off to Bijan and put in Thompson or Card once we build a big enough lead.

evil on fire GIF

38 minutes ago, tbone_ said:

Why is ehlinger out?

Because he told herman to fuck himself at halftime after he pussed out again on that last drive before the half. 
 

and you’ll never convince me otherwise. 

Still time

 

Just now, THUJONE said:

Did I fucking say that? No. Going forward is my point.

Wasn’t referring to anything you said originally. He looks good against ass. If Sam comes back next year under a new coach obviously open competition as it should be but making judgements here is akin to claiming Heard the next savior for running for a billion yards against Cal.

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