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and Chip Brown steps in to try and shit in Tom's Cheerios by asking if he deserves to be the HC.....    Chip... fuck man.   not the fucking time.  the man deserves to be fired but you dont fucking ask him that question right now. 

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    Texas on drives when Bijan Robinson touched the ball - 163 yards, 14 points. Texas on drives when Bijan Robinson didn't touch the ball - 22 yards, 0 points. Someone please launch Tom Herman

  • The lack of a Big 12 officiating crew was also enjoyable. 

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You are comparing Adrian Peterson to BR. Are you joking? I certainly hope you don't follow football. Go back to cloak room.

Bijan hasn’t beaten any kids yet so no WAY he stacks up.
2 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

Don't watch the press conference, because he sounds 100% like a coach who knows he's coaching at Texas next year.

He sounds like he’s interviewing for his next job - gives all credit to his players, etc. 

seriously... why are all of our beat reporters all fucking jackassas.?

10 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Ironically Brewer maybe had his best game of the season.

He actually made a tackler miss! 

Just now, markstanco said:
3 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:
Adrian got to start his entire frosh campaign. Dipshit Tom had Keontay "butterfingers" Ingram ahead of him until the last two games he played. Are you fucking joking right now? 500 yards in 2 games with 6 tds isn't special enough for you? 

You are comparing Adrian Peterson to BR. Are you joking? I certainly hope you don't follow football. Go back to cloak room.

Neve been there with the rest of you monkey-brained dildos. But sure, 2 games, 11+ ypc, 6 tds, and 500 yds he's just ok I guess? JFC. Go give your wife her nightly blow job and sign off of here. 

Just now, Surly Bevo said:


Bijan hasn’t beaten any kids yet so no WAY he stacks up.

This. Damn. The wounds on that kid alone. Damn.

1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:


Bijan hasn’t beaten any kids yet so no WAY he stacks up.

This is true. Plus he needs at least 8 kids, too. I should have thought about that before the comparison. 

1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

seriously... why are all of our beat reporters all fucking jackassas.?

Do you have a color tv? 

He actually made a tackler miss! 

And made Wiley hit the portal(speculation).
3 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

very first fucking question Kirk Bowels asks Tom is which backup QB he was in the lead for being QB....

fuck Kirk.  Its been 1 fucking hour. Let the god damn man have  at least part of the offseason before being required to announce the starting QB

Kurt is the epitome of why the media has a lower approval rating than even Congress.  He's got the morals of Skip Bayless and the brains of Terri Schaivo.

5 minutes ago, markstanco said:
8 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:
Adrian got to start his entire frosh campaign. Dipshit Tom had Keontay "butterfingers" Ingram ahead of him until the last two games he played. Are you fucking joking right now? 500 yards in 2 games with 6 tds isn't special enough for you? 

You are comparing Adrian Peterson to BR. Are you joking? I certainly hope you don't follow football. Go back to cloak room.

They both have the same amount of national championships, so it checks out. Idiot.

Neve been there with the rest of you monkey-brained dildos. But sure, 2 games, 11+ ypc, 6 tds, and 500 yds he's just ok I guess? JFC. Go give your wife her nightly blow job and sign off of here. 
Did I say he was bad? 2 games and he's Adrian Peterson, an NFL hall of famer.

When you type, go back and read it 7 times before you post it.
1 minute ago, AUS-97HORN said:

and Chip Brown steps in to try and shit in Tom's Cheerios by asking if he deserves to be the HC.....    Chip... fuck man.   not the fucking time.  the man deserves to be fired but you dont fucking ask him that question right now. 

Chip reminding everybody that he's the primary asshole in Austin and not Kirk.  Tom getting the can of no fucks given he won.  

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Don't watch the press conference, because he sounds 100% like a coach who knows he's coaching at Texas next year.

You must have watched a different post game than me. He looked like somebody who knows the truth but is hoping every possible backup plan falls through
1 minute ago, markstanco said:

Did I say he was bad? 2 games and he's Adrian Peterson, an NFL hall of famer.

When you type, go back and read it 7 times before you post it.

College Adrian Peterson, you fucking simp. Not NFL AP. Are you fucking dense? 

"Tom, this is RGBIII from Surlyhorns.com, how excited were you to hear Bijan robinson was eligible for the second half today, and what will you tell the next coach about him?

2 minutes ago, Hank_Hill said:

They both have the same amount of national championships, so it checks out. Idiot.

Found Markstanco's sock

They both have the same amount of national championships, so it checks out. Idiot.
So the number of national championships makes a rb good.

Football board never disappoints.
College Adrian Peterson, you fucking simp. Not NFL AP. Are you fucking dense? 
College ap ran for 2000 yards his freshman year.

Nevermind. Bijan is better, I digress.

Never put your hand in a Stanco and Spider fight, you'll always come out with neither of them getting the joke.

4 minutes ago, markstanco said:

College ap ran for 2000 yards his freshman year.

Nevermind. Bijan is better, I digress.

God damn you are a fucking retard. Jesus. Never mind AP started every fucking game, but sure he doesn't possess the same power and speed, but he can't be anything like AP because he only got 2 games to show his shit. 

 

And since reading and comprehension is hard for you, NO ONE said Bijan is better than AP. NOT. A. SINGLE. PERSON. 

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God damn you are a fucking retard. Jesus. Never mind AP started every fucking game, but sure he doesn't possess the same power and speed, but he can't be anything like AP because he only got 2 games to show his shit. 
Bro calm down. I said I digress. You are correct. He is better than AP.
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3 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:
God damn you are a fucking retard. Jesus. Never mind AP started every fucking game, but sure he doesn't possess the same power and speed, but he can't be anything like AP because he only got 2 games to show his shit. 

Bro calm down. I said I digress. You are correct. He is better than AP.

Point out where I said he was better. Go on, football genius, quote in bold for us all to see. 

Lost to TCU, ISU.  Hasn't won a conference championship.  Recruiting fell off a cliff.  Poor in game coaching decisions.  Had an affair with Kendra Scott. How much time you got?

Stripper wife tried to crash an airplane.

At the start of the game we only played with 1 out of our 7 team captains, and by the beginning of the second half when we started to pull away we were down to zero team captains. crazy cap to the crazy 2020 season

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Point out where I said he was better. Go on, football genius, quote in bold for us all to see. 
You are correct, you didn't say BETTER, you compared him to AP. You sir are the football genius by doing so. Same type of player.
30 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

very first fucking question Kirk Bowels asks Tom is which backup QB he was in the lead for being QB....  fuck Kirk.  Its been 1 fucking hour. Let the god damn man have  at least part of the offseason before being required to announce the starting QB

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What’s amazing is Herman came within a single play of winning out after the alleged ultimatum — like I thought he might. (I realize if he’d beaten Iowa State we would’ve played OU again in Big 12 title game.)

28 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

He actually made a tackler miss! 

Do you even PAC 12, bro?

Just now, markstanco said:
12 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:
Point out where I said he was better. Go on, football genius, quote in bold for us all to see. 

You are correct, you didn't say BETTER, you compared him to AP. You sir are the football genius by doing so. Same type of player.

Then why did you say I said Bijan was better? Moving the goal posts? They're the same type of player. He's a special player. He's fast and powerful. That's it. Just like Leonard Fournette was compared to him in college, not the pros. The pros are irrelevant. But regardless, we'll agree to disagree. I'll keep my opinion, and you can have yours. It's all good. 

31 minutes ago, AUS-97HORN said:

and Chip Brown steps in to try and shit in Tom's Cheerios by asking if he deserves to be the HC.....    Chip... fuck man.   not the fucking time.  the man deserves to be fired but you dont fucking ask him that question right now. 

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38 minutes ago, markstanco said:

Bijan has 500ish yards as a freshman while Adrian had 2000. So, yea, I see your point. Same type of back and player.

Fucking football board. JFC.

He said “like”. Not “EXACTLY” the same as. They do have some similarities in their game. It’s not the worst thing on the board. You’re being very un-dude. 

2020 was bookended by decisive Texas Alamo Bowl wins.

time really is a flat circle. 

To everyone asking where this offense was all year. It was on the bench apparently. These are the same damn plays we've been calling all year. Only difference is Thompson was able to connect on the deep balls. This was a 17-10 nailbiter at half.

Makes sense now that the line crept down to single digits.  Good call, idiot bettors. 

15 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

 

If you had "Through the car wash...oh no he didn't..." on your 2020 bingo card...you win it all.  congrats.  

Ha 

Fuck you haters.

That really looked like a team that quit on their coach..... not.

 

4 minutes ago, immamac said:

Not gonna lie. I saw sam run into the tunnel and I said fuck this and went to sleep. 

You missed it. The ghost of Davy Crockett came out and bitch slapped the buffaloes for putting that picture with the Colorado flag at the Alamo. Was actually a great game to watch and sad when you realized what could've been 

7 hours ago, MillerEP said:

Ballard huh?

Emory Ballard's great grandson?  ha? Hey you never know. 

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19 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Ha 

Fuck you haters.

That really looked like a team that quit on their coach..... not.

 

You know your husband needs to be fired.   Just take the money and go quietly into the night. 

9 hours ago, Drew said:

Guys let’s remember what we felt about Garrett Gilbert when he came in the title game.

God I hope we actually have the QB of the future. You just never know though.

I remember thinking that outside of Shipley getting wide ass open twice that Gilbert pretty much was terrible.  And was worried for 2010 because Shipley wasn’t going to be on that team.  

4 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

You know your husband needs to be fired.   Just take the money and go quietly into the night. 

No problem...

See you again next September.

Have a nice off season.

34 minutes ago, Steamboat1874 said:

Ha 

Fuck you haters.

That really looked like a team that quit on their coach..... not.

 

Yay.

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