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FLORIDA GATORS VS. BLOW U [COTTON BOWL, JERRY WORLD, 7 ESPN]

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Hey, does anyone know if Gata has anyone out?  I'm not sure if they've mentioned it or anything.

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Just now, OU Sucks said:

Hey, does anyone know if Gata has anyone out?  I'm not sure if they've mentioned it or anything.

everyone GIF

There's no better bet in bowl season than fading whoever the non-Bama highly ranked SEC teams are if they're playing anyone legit.

Not sure that we'll be getting aggy schadenfreude because I don't really believe in UNC but this game was always going to go this way.

1 minute ago, PittsburghTiger said:

FFS Tess, every sentence doesn't need to have the same point made.

I just keep it muted whenever he's the announcer of a game I'm watching.  Much better. 

Gata's signature win was against a Georgia team quarterbacked by Stetson Bennett.

Turning the game off.  Announcers suck and I think the game is about over.  OU still sucks no matter the score. 

Just now, OU Sucks said:

Hey, does anyone know if Gata has anyone out?  I'm not sure if they've mentioned it or anything.

Maybe Holly the Mute can check on that between commercials.

I hate Joe Tess and his inflection & emphasis.

Stop calling it the Cotton Bowl Classic dickhead. Apparently it never will be again will it Jerry?

It doesn't matter who they have in there, they are Florida and sec, remember "it just means more" 

So go out there and put your big boy pants on, this is the little 12 after all.  Fuck ou 

Hey, does anyone know if Gata has anyone out?  I'm not sure if they've mentioned it or anything.
every one is dead from the covid and this

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1 minute ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Maybe Holly the Mute can check on that between commercials.

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Maybe Holly the Mute can check on that between commercials.
too busy munching tacos

THAT'S NOT HOW DINASOSAURS DIED

1 minute ago, BradInATX said:

There's no better bet in bowl season than fading whoever the non-Bama highly ranked SEC teams are if they're playing anyone legit.

Not sure that we'll be getting aggy schadenfreude because I don't really believe in UNC but this game was always going to go this way.
 

It's hard to say--Mack likes to play rope-a-dope with the media.  Just a humble, overweight, butter-toothed grinning old man.  Then if they win it's all--well, we knew going in we'd have to...

 

41-13 OU.  Sec, sec, sec.  Aggy furiously using penis extension pump.

1 minute ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Florida is ass.  Ass is Florida.  Hmmmm.

 

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Yep, it's all fake.

I know nothing of dfw area counties. Are there no mask mandates for even sub 86 i.q. morons?

Riley was just dying to finally beat an secsec team.....not his fault that Florida’s WR’s quit.

I know nothing of dfw area counties. Are there no mask mandates for even sub 86 i.q. morons?
no. and not in fl either

Lmao. OU straight up raping Florida. But hey, Florida "almost" beat Bama a few weeks ago.

aggy's best win isn't looking so hot.

1 minute ago, DaysOff said:

I know nothing of dfw area counties. Are there no mask mandates for even sub 86 i.q. morons?

Post-game becomes a super spreader event.  

2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

What a fucking run

 

also, florida SEC is shit

fify

Imma need OU to hang half a hundred on us so Mullen can’t find a way out of firing Grantham. 

transcendent property..... gata are ass.  therefore, aggy are ass.  thus, bammer are only all-galaxy, not all-universe.  therefore, domer will cover and scare bammer.

abracadabra.

I'm opting out for Bobby Flay and Kung Pao Chicken.  See ya'll tmrw asswipes.

They sure lay the wood when they tackle in the SEC, what a fucking joke

1 minute ago, alphahorn said:

They sure lay the wood when they tackle in the SEC, what a fucking joke

They're running away from #29 at this point.

5 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

They sure lay the wood when they tackle in the SEC, what a fucking joke

Announcers got a sec milk mustache but it ain’t milk.

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Alright, 4th quarter. Got them right where we want them. 

these fuckers almost won the damn sec.  they shreded bama's secondary

1 minute ago, WBT said:

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Without hesitation.  May even in front of the wife and her lawyer. 

Just now, Underdog said:

Without hesitation.  May even in front of with the wife and her female lawyer. 

fixed it

Florida’s given up. Geez that comparison of both teams’ approach to starting 4th quarter. 

1 minute ago, alphahorn said:

these fuckers almost won the damn sec.  they shreded bama's secondary

So are we feeling better about Domer against Bammer?

1 minute ago, alphahorn said:

these fuckers almost won the damn sec.  they shreded bama's secondary

I know you guys are fapping to this beat down, but you guys do understand we are missing 9 starters from that team, right?  It’s apples to oranges.

safe to say Dan Mullen will never coach in Austin

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