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FLORIDA GATORS VS. BLOW U [COTTON BOWL, JERRY WORLD, 7 ESPN]

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1 minute ago, Nicole44 said:

Florida’s given up. Geez that comparison of both teams’ approach to starting 4th quarter. 

This.  Yep.

Just now, TXSG8R said:

I know you guys are fapping to this beat down, but you guys do understand we are missing 9 starters from that team, right?  It’s apples to oranges.

Your lines are getting dominated.

1 minute ago, TXSG8R said:

I know you guys are fapping to this beat down, but you guys do understand we are missing 9 starters from that team, right?  It’s apples to oranges.

so were we last night, didn't seem to matter

Just now, Horndog said:

So are we feeling better about Domer against Bammer?

Maybe.  More so I'm thinking Bama-Clemson is going to be first to 60 wins.

I know you guys are fapping to this beat down, but you guys do understand we are missing 9 starters from that team, right?  It’s apples to oranges.

Yes. That's what it is.
1 minute ago, Surly Bevo said:

LOL Bama blasted you fucking tool

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Delusional wankers

Just now, Aqua Buddha said:

Your lines are getting dominated.

Yep.  Our O line sucked all year, Trask generally made quick reads and got the ball out to the right guy. Missing a DL starter and our best tackler and middle LB. they weren’t great against the run to begin with, missing those guys I’m surprised OU would even put the ball in the air. 

I know you guys are fapping to this beat down, but you guys do understand we are missing 9 starters from that team, right?  It’s apples to oranges.
so fucking what. ou would kill em anyway. trask is warmed over shit.

Just now, Cairn Horn88 said:

Did ou have any players opt out of this game?

Tre Brown

5 minutes ago, TXSG8R said:

I know you guys are fapping to this beat down, but you guys do understand we are missing 9 starters from that team, right?  It’s apples to oranges.

You guys must be stoked about 2021 then.

Trask is garbage regardless of how many receivers are out.  Brendan Schooler started for us last night.  Texas had 9 starters out last night and 10 once Sam got hurt. And your best win was against Georgia who started Stetson Bennett.  Florida just isn't that good.

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3 minutes ago, TXSG8R said:

I know you guys are fapping to this beat down, but you guys do understand we are missing 9 starters from that team, right?  It’s apples to oranges.

Impossible to watch this game and not know that....  the announcers have only told us 500 times so far...

3 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

LOL Bama blasted you fucking tool

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Speak for yourself, aggy!

6 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

these fuckers almost won the damn sec.  they shreded bama's secondary

 everyone's sick of hearing it but it's true, this ain't the same offense, not even close

Just now, Johnny Sack said:

You guys must be stoked about 2021 then.

The O line has to improve a lot because with EJ at QB, they need to open holes.  Defensively, the first thing that needs to happen is firing Grantham.  

lulz at that blatant holding not called.  Big 12 refs?

5 minutes ago, alphahorn said:

so were we last night, didn't seem to matter

we were playing Colorado

Well, we'll get to see how UF does against OU's backups pretty soon.  

I get the feeling Florida's defense is ready for all this to be over.

Seth just leg cramped himself right off the field.  Hydration working in UF's favor.  SEC, SEC, SEC.

This Florida defense is gassed.  

18 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

transcendent property..... gata are ass.  therefore, aggy are ass.  thus, bammer are only all-galaxy, not all-universe.  therefore, domer will cover and scare bammer.

abracadabra.

"transcendent"???

They turned the crowd mics up.  

Goood.  Gooooood.

Sigh. Might as well watch some true crime shit or listen to my stories on my calm app. It’s pretty calming. 
fuck Blow U but everyone was saying how weak the Big 12 is. Oh really? 
UT v Colorado, Okie State v Miami and OU v Florida

All Big 12 wins (or will be for Blow U) and all beat downs. 

1 minute ago, Mdhorn said:

This Florida defense is gassed.  

This Florida defense has quit.

3 minutes ago, TXSG8R said:

The O line has to improve a lot because with EJ at QB, they need to open holes.  Defensively, the first thing that needs to happen is firing Grantham.  

You guys have bigger issues man, Iowa St went toe to toe with these guys twice these year, we took them to 3 OT with a mediocre squad, you guys are getting blown the fuck out. Some starters out or not this is ugly and hard to believe it’s be much of a game even with the guys you’re missing.

 

also, fuck OU.

Waited until he scored to throw the holding flag.

Scored a TD anyway.

 

but but but guys Florida is playing their backup squad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

LOL Bama blasted you fucking tool

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To be fair, they are the experts when it comes to being blasted in the ass by Bama
1 minute ago, Mdhorn said:

This Florida defense is gassed.  

They should employ the LSU cramp timeout strategy

Just now, Cairn Horn88 said:

This Florida defense has quit.

to borrow a Todd Christensen term--discombobulated.  

10 minutes ago, TXSG8R said:

I know you guys are fapping to this beat down, but you guys do understand we are missing 9 starters from that team, right?  It’s apples to oranges.

Everybody has tons of starters sitting out. Don't play the not motivated crap. UF is a struggling program trying to get back on its feet while OU is a conference champion coming off three consecutive playoff appearances. If your guys cannot get up for this, while OU can when they have nothing to prove, you should be worried.

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1 minute ago, RollLeft said:

but but but guys Florida is playing their backup squad!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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