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FLORIDA GATORS VS. BLOW U [COTTON BOWL, JERRY WORLD, 7 ESPN]

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1 minute ago, MrPhlegm said:

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that is the piss of a horrible teammate

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Vendors are unloading the ou shirts off the truck and shipping the Gator shirts to 3rd world countries.

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2 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

Wow, was Mullen just arguing to get out of the half?

Yes he was.  Can't the defense decline the runoff?  Either way, who gives a shit?  Does Mullen think his team can't execute a kneel down?

I'm surprised they have not gone back and looked at EJ's TD run and see if he indeed took a knee to the side of the head. The production truck is extremely lazy.

Watch the aggy lose to the 4th best team in the ACC, that'll be the cherry on top of the sundae. They thumped their chests endlessly about their marquee victory being a 3 and soon to be 4 loss team. they didn't beat anyone note worthy this season.

Who is the color guy tonight? And did Holly leave the stadium?
went to jack in the box for tacos

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Jones was caught on camera puking twice on the field and again in the sideline and then later we see him chugging electrolytes.  Not a word about it from the ESPN brainiacs.

They're too busy pimping the Playoff matchups to notice.

 
that is the piss of a horrible teammate
hes not hydrated

My Florida buddy already made the excuse of them basically fielding a practice squad tonight.

I think making excuses/reasons your school plays like shit because of injuries is one thing but if your teams opts out of a NY6 game against a helmet school makes you look like a bunch of chickenshit pussies.

Sorry...

This will be the first Rose Bowl not played at the Rose Bowl since that one played at Duke in 1942, or '43. I think.

A couple of aggy friends texting me with a long list of excuses for Florida sucking shit through a straw.

My reply: "Don't care ou sucks and so does your biggest win of the season. Hook 'em!"

 

1 minute ago, MrPhlegm said:

helmet school?

Dickhead U

14 minutes ago, Tommy Nobis said:


My Florida buddy already made the excuse of them basically fielding a practice squad tonight.

I mean, it's a legitimate excuse to some extent. The Heisman finalist QB is playing though and shouldn't look this shitty.

1 minute ago, TexasGolf said:

Scratch Mullen off the list 

Never was on it.  Urban is the list.

1 minute ago, TexasGolf said:

Scratch Mullen off the list 

Yeah.  Terrible posture.  Uncomfortable watching him slouch. 

Rooms To Go is terrible but my God Sophia Vergara is so fucking hot.

A couple of aggy friends texting me with a long list of excuses for Florida sucking shit through a straw.
My reply: "Don't care ou sucks and so does your biggest win of the season. Hook 'em!"
 
fuck aggy

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6 minutes ago, MrPhlegm said:
15 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:
 
that is the piss of a horrible teammate

hes not hydrated

Was....not anymore.

1 minute ago, 'stache said:

I mean, it's a legitimate excuse to some extent. The Heisman finalist QB is playing though and shouldn't look this shitty.

Yeah there is not a good explanation for Trask playing like trash other than SEC secondarys are sieves.

 

This will be the first Rose Bowl not played at the Rose Bowl since that one played at Duke in 1942, or '43. I think.
fuck the rose bowl fuck cali
aggy's "big win" vs go gata don't look so good no mo'
But, fuck ou anyway

Calling Florida a big win is like Maryland calling us a big win
1 minute ago, F250 said:

Yeah there is not a good explanation for Trask playing like trash other than SEC secondarys are sieves.

 

Haven't you been paying attention?  All the regular WRs "opted out" so his timing is off.

32 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

I know it is OU (and fuck them) and they perform poorly in the playoffs in their chances but I think they are better than Notre Dame at this point in the season. They started off slow but have turned it around. They would beat aggy. 

Yes, A&M is terrible, and I was hoping for OU vs A&M for recruiting reasons and to have scoreboard because the Aggies boatraced OU in 2012 (last meeting).

 

"Look at that view" LOL! It's a fountain in arlington. The surrounding landscape is parking lot and a walmart. 

Just now, quigley said:

Yes, A&M is terrible, and I was hoping for OU vs A&M for recruiting reasons and to have scoreboard because the Aggies boatraced OU in 2012 (last meeting).

 

OU/aggy would have been lovely. OU would have shit all over their defense. Aggy would put up some points, too but they could not keep up with OU.,

11 minutes ago, PittsburghTiger said:

This will be the first Rose Bowl not played at the Rose Bowl since that one played at Duke in 1942, or '43. I think.

1942.  A reaction to Pearl Harbor less than a month before.

Oh so now it's not enough practice time..

 

Yet the backup led them to their only td, while the heisman finalist gave up a pick six. Fuck Espin

3 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

Why?

I don’t know. Momentary lapse. My bad. People on Twitter taking bets on when the BlowU fans in attendance will start chanting SEC SEC SEC! 

Just now, PittsburghTiger said:

I guess no sense in asking Holly to go ask about EJ?

She’s probably at the concession stand

"Look at that view" LOL! It's a fountain in arlington. The surrounding landscape is parking lot and a walmart. 
and a jack in the box

Oh. My. God. How is this fuck considered good? He is absolute trash.

Again, that was not new receivers or timing...that was a poorly placed noodle armed pass

3 minutes ago, quigley said:

Yes, A&M is terrible, and I was hoping for OU vs A&M for recruiting reasons and to have scoreboard because the Aggies boatraced OU in 2012 (last meeting).

 

aggy had no intention of playing ou....they’d only agree to play a team they were confident of beating.  True.

Jeezus! More Ducky? Hadn't that motherfucker made it 600 miles yet?
Ducky has been driven half way to the moon.
2 minutes ago, clapclapclap said:

1942.  A reaction to Pearl Harbor less than a month before.

Kind of a neat question to stump your friends with when sitting around drinking some beer.

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