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https://www.dshs.state.tx.us/coronavirus/immunize/vaccine.aspx


Texas have authorized Phase 1B to start 12/30/2020

Who’s getting the vaccine now? 

If you are a front-line healthcare worker or resident of a long-term care facility, you are eligible now to receive the vaccine, since December 14. This group is considered Phase 1A. 

If you are in Phase 1B, you are also eligible to get the COVID-19 vaccine, depending on availability and the vaccine provider. Vaccine supply remains limited, but more vaccine will be delivered to providers each week. Phase 1B recipients include:

  • People 65 years of age and older
  • People 16 years of age and older with at least one chronic medical condition that puts them at increased risk for severe illness from the virus that causes COVID-19, such as but not limited to:
    • Cancer
    • Chronic kidney disease
    • COPD (chronic obstructive pulmonary disease)
    • Heart conditions, such as heart failure, coronary artery disease or cardiomyopathies
    • Solid organ transplantation
    • Obesity and severe obesity (body mass index of 30 kg/m2 or higher)
    • Pregnancy
    • Sickle cell disease
    • Type 2 diabetes mellitus

Seems this oughta be in DT although I'm sure someone is gonna cloak it up somehow.

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

Seems this oughta be in DT although I'm sure someone is gonna cloak it up somehow.

It already is...this thread is not necessary

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Delete thread. ban user

 

36 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

Why do the fats get a fastpass?

Yeah I noticed this.

But I think I'm a 29.85.  Damn.

1 hour ago, Continental Op said:

Won't they already be tracking me via the Bill Gates microchip?

That myth has already been debunked. It's no Bill Gates microchip, it's a new album by U2.

in for the 666 retroviral coinfection. 

I have hypertension and I’m technically obese. Does this mean I’m in?

Just now, Bozo_Casanova said:

I have hypertension and I’m technically obese with a BMI of 30. Does this mean I’m in?

 

4 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

I have hypertension and I’m technically obese. Does this mean I’m in?

Free balling. 

Won't they already be tracking me via the Bill Gates microchip?

Did you check the ‘no tracking’ box?

If not, get ready for your upper arm fat to start forming words asking about your car warranty expiration.

How will HEB know if I tell them I have the beetus? Is this like an honor system morals thing?

4 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

@immamac please merge with the existing thread in DT

Shut your cockhole and stop playing junior moderator.

And yeah... Fuck you fatasses.  You are all going to die soon anyway.  No reason to put fats in front of those of us who take care of ourselves. 

On 12/30/2020 at 7:17 PM, DaysOff said:

How will HEB know if I tell them I have the beetus? Is this like an honor system morals thing?

They will have somebody licking swatches of piss to taste for the excess sugar. I told yall HEB would not fuck around.  

4 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

They will have somebody licking swatches of piss to taste for the excess sugar. I told yall HEB would not fuck around.  

Fuck!  That was NOT in the job description. 

1 minute ago, Biff Tannen said:

Fuck!  That was NOT in the job description. 

I didn't read past the part of the contract where we get a pint of spicy quacamole for half off. 

Serious question... How does one establish that they're 1B?

22 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Serious question... How does one establish that they're 1B?

 Screen cap your post count. 

Serious question... How does one establish that they're 1B?

I emailed my cardiologist and asked if I needed a referral to qualify for 1B.

The response from a nurse was “Seton will not be giving the public vaccines. Please refer to the CDC for determining where vaccines are available.”

Thanks fuckface. That was very helpful and answered my question.
1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Serious question... How does one establish that they're 1B?

Take your prescriptions.....or a scale.  Ta Da Bing!

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