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2020 Armed Forces Bowl - Miss State vs. Tulsa @ Fort Worth - 11am ESPN

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4 minutes ago, ClubWhatever said:

I bet the Tulsa chick on the left could squeeze your torso off

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MSU averages 36 rushing yards per game. They're gonna have a harder time throwing it around in this shit weather. Tulsa by 10.

This game is a pk right now.  

That didn't take too long.  

6 minutes ago, texifornia said:

It looks GROSS in DFW. Oof.

Indeed it is.  Gross af.

9 minutes ago, texifornia said:

It looks GROSS in DFW. Oof.

Sleeping/Baby making weather

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The punter's "skinny dude with a jersey over a hoodie" outfit looks like me going to a hockey game

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And Tulsa breaks the streak of every bowl game starting 14-0!

I want all the MSU fans to kindly shove those cowbells up their ass

What a chickenshit call...  you're 3-7 for fuck sake. 

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That little pattycake tackle attempt by State was one of the saddest things I've ever seen.

Do some of these refs get off on ruining games?

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This is not exactly how I foresaw Phil Montgomery vs. Mike Leach in a bowl going.

Conservative playcalling! Field goals! Semi-motivated teams!

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When you're lined up on the opponent's sideline

 

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Tulsa has given up the exact same 40 yard return to the left on like four different kickoffs. How do you keep letting that happen?

These remote announcers are kind of annoying. On the kick off return the announcers said he didn't hear a whistle and "they must have reviewed and spotted him out of bounds." In real time you could see the ref marking him out and stopping the play. Do they have different camera views?

Nevermind, I see the chick official now. 

So Miss State's bench got a flag for coming on the field to argue a penalty flag that was actually thrown against Tulsa?

He got the TD, why are they bitching?

Just now, Asu2215 said:

Nevermind, I see the chick official now. 

I had the exact same thought.

3 hours ago, texifornia said:

Looks like Big 10 weather in Fort Worth. Reign Cane!

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if I was that dog my red thing would be poking out all over the place

What does female official have anything to do with it? They argued the flag, they got it clarified that it was actually against Tulsa, then continued to yell like crazy people. What am I missing?

2 minutes ago, 'stache said:

What does female official have anything to do with it? They argued the flag, they got it clarified that it was actually against Tulsa, then continued to yell like crazy people. What am I missing?

Is your ‘stache vertical?

3 minutes ago, 'stache said:

What does female official have anything to do with it? They argued the flag, they got it clarified that it was actually against Tulsa, then continued to yell like crazy people. What am I missing?

Your number preference for the cheerleaders?

6 minutes ago, ButtFumble said:

 

if I was that dog my red thing would be poking out all over the place

Go on...

Lulz, I'd fake an injury too after that "punt"

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This game is so dumb without actually ever getting entertaining. 

Yeah, I'm pretty sure that's an ego injury. 

Punter snagged his foot on the dirt.

T. Day!

My country tis of thee

T. Day!

Sweet land of liberty

T. Day!

Of thee I sing

T. Day!

Of thee I sing

T. Day!

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We're coming to America!

I’ve only ever caught a punt on the way up playing madden 

Just now, Underdog said:

Go on...

then I would take my little white pill like UnderDog and start humping all their legs and sniffing their crotches

 

and way to go mike getting the dead ball penalty!

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"Yeah that's what they're going to do. Just draw them offsides with the hard count." literally as Tulsa is running their play.

I get tired of people hating on the TV team, especially now when they’re having a rough go watching at home trying their (maybe best).  
 

But when it’s 4th-1, 4th quarter, in a bowl game, in the red zone and the offense is shifting to the other side of the line...confidently saying that the offense is just trying to draw the defense offsides with a hard count is dumb as FitLump.  Right after he says that they snap the ball up the gut for a 1st down. 

5 minutes ago, Homercles said:

I get tired of people hating on the TV team, especially now when they’re having a rough go watching at home trying their (maybe best).  
 

But when it’s 4th-1, 4th quarter, in a bowl game, in the red zone and the offense is shifting to the other side of the line...confidently saying that the offense is just trying to draw the defense offsides with a hard count is dumb as FitLump.  Right after he says that they snap the ball up the gut for a 1st down. 

That's Councilwoman FitLump to you, sir. Keep Austin Weird?

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