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Bell County. Possible felony. Facts alleged relate to a domestic assault situation, with unlawful restraint and terrorist of threat.

 

That’s all I got for now.

I done walked with the legends,

I done war'd with the bears,

I done caught a couple cases,

but I'm still feeling blessed...

I choose to remember the good times

 

23 minutes ago, WBT said:

I choose to remember the good times

 

We have been fortunate to see some really fast players at UT.  And being fast is hard work, but I’ve never seen a player make being so damn fast look so damn easy.  It’s like he was just knocking around in third gear for shits and grins while everybody else was about to blow their transmission.  

5 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

My buddy interned for the AD when he was in school. Said the guy could barely read and write. 

We're Texas!

He was definitely fast! He’s 35 now. Hope he can get his shit together. 🤘🏼

Met him at a Chili's in Temple one weekend after they won the Rose Bowl vs Michigan. 


How much did he want for a zoner?

Stefan, What’s a ‘Zoner’??

it’s like that thing you do to pay your check at a Chili’s in Temple, Texas because your wallet was stolen by a Pasadena Wolverine.  

Edited by Lobo

I swear he’s the most overrated longhorn ever. People talk of him like he was a great. Or some great tragedy that he blew himself up. Really not impressed by so much about him. I’d take JC or Benson or Ricky or Shon or priest or Bijan a million times a day over him. Hell- he couldn’t carry foreman’s jock and nobody gives a shit about foreman. 

God dammit Romance, remember watching him at Belton when I was young as shit and thought he would be the greatest player of all time at Texas. What a terrible waste of talent

12 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

He was definitely fast! He’s 35 now. Hope he can get his shit together. 🤘🏼

Yeah, about that...

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6 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

Isnt he a HS asst football coach?

You think most asst football coaches of HS programs have their shit together?  Most of them are meat heads.

Edited by Surly Bevo

One of the stupidest human beings I’ve ever met. We were lucky to get the production we got out of him.

14 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I swear he’s the most overrated longhorn ever. People talk of him like he was a great. Or some great tragedy that he blew himself up. Really not impressed by so much about him. I’d take JC or Benson or Ricky or Shon or priest or Bijan a million times a day over him. Hell- he couldn’t carry foreman’s jock and nobody gives a shit about foreman. 

Sir, this is a Chili's

10 minutes ago, Caddox said:

One of the stupidest human beings I’ve ever met. We were lucky to get the production we got out of him.

This. And a giant POS to boot. I have friends who had the displeasure of trying to coach him in middle school in Temple. 

He was such a huge problem McQueen kicked him out of athletics. And God Bob never, ever kicked anyone out. 

Still don't know how Warrick at Belton kept him out of jail during his high school years. 

Damn, Ramonce touch some of you as kids or something?

2 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Damn, Ramonce touch some of you as kids or something?

Sign me up for a Ramonce 2.0 in every class, guy was a garbage human being though. 

I swear he’s the most overrated longhorn ever. People talk of him like he was a great. Or some great tragedy that he blew himself up. Really not impressed by so much about him. I’d take JC or Benson or Ricky or Shon or priest or Bijan a million times a day over him. Hell- he couldn’t carry foreman’s jock and nobody gives a shit about foreman. 

Interesting take. So he’s not as good as several nfl players, of which at least three are hall of famers. #Jimcarreymoonlanding

He was an elite athlete. If he was a committed player with even a decent head on his shoulders he would’ve played in the league.

54 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

My buddy interned for the AD when he was in school. Said the guy could barely read and write. 

You just described a significant number of surlers. 

Just now, Bobby_Batronic said:

You just described a significant number of surlers. 

A majority, at the very outside.

33 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

You think most asst football coaches of HS programs have their shit together?  Most of them are meat heads.

A rung above firefighters and two above most cops.  

Edited by RollLeft

7 minutes ago, Dbeasy said:


Interesting take. So he’s not as good as several nfl players, of which at least three are hall of famers. #Jimcarreymoonlanding

People y’all about him like he is in their class or maybe even more talented. That’s what I mean by most overrated. We know what great looks like. We know what good looks like. And people y’all about him like he’s one or both when he’s not. That’s the point. How far away from what those guys are but he’s talked about like a peer. 

Ramonce is our Marcus Dupree, with more team success and slightly less individual success.  If you can't acknowledge the pure unbelievable talent I don't know what to tell you.  If you can't acknowledge the absolute waste of that talent such that he should never be mentioned in the same breath as other great Texas running backs I also don't know what to tell you.  

2 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

People y’all about him like he is in their class or maybe even more talented. That’s what I mean by most overrated. We know what great looks like. We know what good looks like. And people y’all about him like he’s one or both when he’s not. That’s the point. How far away from what those guys are but he’s talked about like a peer. 

Is he though? Perhaps. I certainly don't think of him in that league. To me, he was an important, but not key, cog of our team that won a National title. He's emblematic of that teams' loose, carefree style, with speed and flash to boot. He seemed to glide in the open field and you held your breath when he turned a corner, but he was never a consistent threat. 

5 minutes ago, Foosters said:

Is he though? Perhaps. I certainly don't think of him in that league. To me, he was an important, but not key, cog of our team that won a National title. He's emblematic of that teams' loose, carefree style, with speed and flash to boot. He seemed to glide in the open field and you held your breath when he turned a corner, but he was never a consistent threat. 

Yep. Great explanation of him. You watched that team. Others talk about him and I wonder what they were watching. 

14 minutes ago, RollLeft said:

A rung above firefighters and two above most cops.  

Oh shut the fuck up

1 hour ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

My buddy interned for the AD when he was in school. Said the guy could barely read and write. 

The AD? 

1 hour ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

My buddy interned for the AD when he was in school. Said the guy could barely read and write. 

 

5 minutes ago, Underdog said:

The AD? 

Dangling modifiers are the greatest ever literary faux pas.  So entertaining.  

30 minutes ago, deadshank said:

 

Dangling modifiers are the greatest ever literary faux pas.  So entertaining.  

Athletic department. FYI fuckstick, this is a internet message board and not an English 301 class. It's informal. Idiot grammar nazi. 

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1 hour ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I swear he’s the most overrated longhorn ever. People talk of him like he was a great. Or some great tragedy that he blew himself up. Really not impressed by so much about him. I’d take JC or Benson or Ricky or Shon or priest or Bijan a million times a day over him. Hell- he couldn’t carry foreman’s jock 

You're got damn right. Red Forman is 100% bad motherfucker.

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1 hour ago, RollLeft said:

A rung above firefighters and two above most cops.  

Eh, we do have some meatheads in the fire service, for sure, but so does every profession. There are lot of really smart and really good people, too.

9 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Athletic department. FYI fuckstick, this is a internet message board and not an English 301 class. It's informal. Idiot grammar nazi. 

That’s why it’s so funny.  
 

If you can’t laugh at yourself and the stupid things you do then we are gonna do it for you.  
 

Don’t be so upset over it. 

2 hours ago, scottsins said:

Bell County. Possible felony. Facts alleged relate to a domestic assault situation, with unlawful restraint and terrorist of threat.

So, I guess you mean 'terroristic threats'?

19 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Athletic department. FYI fuckstick, this is a internet message board and not an English 301 class. It's informal. Idiot grammar nazi. 

Username doesn't check out.

2 hours ago, scottsins said:

 

Bell County. Possible felony. Facts alleged relate to a domestic assault situation, with unlawful restraint and terrorist of threat.

 

That’s all I got for now.

 

Were there pecans involved this time?

2 hours ago, Wulaw Horn said:

I swear he’s the most overrated longhorn ever. People talk of him like he was a great. Or some great tragedy that he blew himself up. Really not impressed by so much about him. I’d take JC or Benson or Ricky or Shon or priest or Bijan a million times a day over him. Hell- he couldn’t carry foreman’s jock and nobody gives a shit about foreman. 

That happens everywhere when you win a national championship. Billy Pittman was a good guy but a completely average receiver but he's remembered very fondly as a player. 

54 minutes ago, PassiveAggressiveCoach said:

Athletic department. FYI fuckstick, this is a internet message board and not an English 301 class. It's informal. Idiot grammar nazi. 

more like aggressive aggressive. 

1 hour ago, bschoolprof said:

Pretty sure it’s Romance. He and Selvin Jones were legit. 

Best pair of face rapers with jackhammer feet to ever grace a Fox Sports Southwest broadcast imoho. 

48 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

That happens everywhere when you win a national championship. Billy Pittman was a good guy but a completely average receiver but he's remembered very fondly as a player. 

Yeah because that motherfucker helped win a national championship. I will forever love me some Pittman   

2 hours ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

Oh shut the fuck up

haha, sensitive are we.  i said most, my man.  consider yourself or your dad or whoever you're defending as the exception if you want.  

3 hours ago, Caddox said:

One of the stupidest human beings I’ve ever met. We were lucky to get the production we got out of him.

 

2 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

Ramonce is our Marcus Dupree, with more team success and slightly less individual success. 

They both wasted a lot of talent, but there are real differences here.

1. Marcus never hurt anyone.

2. Despite his flakiness, Dupree still got run in the USFL.

If Ramonce went to school today he would do prison time. 

You just described a significant number of surlers. 

That many former interns around here...who knew?

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