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9 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

Wanting the conference as a whole to do well in OOC play to give you more valuable win opportunities and control public perception is just smart.

Well yeah, except Oregon, because fuck those guys. Go Cyclones.

(I like ISU anyway, but this one's easy.)

9 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

 


I get you want to ignore the 13 SEC MNCs compared to your conference’s 3 in the last 25 years.

I get you want to ignore 6 SEC MNCs from 2010 to now to your zero.

I get you want to ignore 5 SEC MNCs from 2000 to 2009 to your two.

We sorta can ignore the 2 SEC to 1 Big 12 MNC from ‘96 to ‘99, as Florida’s is conveniently the first one, and those two fuck heads Tennessee and Nebraska will never see their past glory again.

But as much as it is unpleasant to y’all, 5 different SEC teams have one MNCs in 25 years. Hell, FOUR different SEC teams won the national title in four years. I do know if you fuckers each live to 120, the youngest of you won’t live to see 4 different Big-12 MNC champs back to back to back to back. That stat is the main reason for the focus - plus the 7 in a row.

Does this mean the SEC is overrated? Yep. Does this mean that Florida did not get plunger raped by the dirt burglars? Nope.

But more importantly, does Florida benefit from an overblown conference reputation pushed by corporate interests?? Oh fuck, yeah!

Because Florida’s best interests are the only fucking thing I care about, and if we get a bump in recruiting or scheduling or tv contract $ or bowl placement, I am perfectly fine with that.

The second that obnoxious SEC pandering hinders Florida - fuck the SEC! Until then, SEC SEC SEC muthafukkas!

 

How does Saban’s dick taste?

1 minute ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

How does Saban’s dick taste?

It’s sad to see a fan of a school that has three national titles in my lifetime ride Bama’s dick but it is what it is I guess. 

6 minutes ago, Wulaw Horn said:

It’s sad to see a fan of a school that has three national titles in my lifetime ride Bama’s dick but it is what it is I guess. 

I blame the media (mainly ESecPN) for brainwashing all the sec team fans into thinking that shit matters.

Well yeah, except Oregon, because fuck those guys. Go Cyclones.
(I like ISU anyway, but this one's easy.)

I amend my rule for Baylor. There are always exceptions.
It’s sad to see a fan of a school that has three national titles in my lifetime ride Bama’s dick but it is what it is I guess. 

They had no business being in the 08 title game. That should've been a UT ou rematch, but they all chant real hard. It helps.

Zero (0) teams in the playoff

44 minutes ago, DaysOff said:


They had no business being in the 08 title game. That should've been a UT ou rematch, but they all chant real hard. It helps.

Donald Trump GIF by Election 2016

Texas-OU was litigated already. Should've been Texas-Florida.

2 hours ago, Zeus said:

Zero (0) teams in the playoff

Sounds like a weak conference. Imagine a team giving up 435 rushing yards to one of those weak teams. You’d have to be really shitty to do that...

19 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Yep, clearly an easy choice of.....

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2/ 1/ 3...

21 minutes ago, kopp0e said:

2/ 1/ 3...

You better enjoy your 1 now because she won't age well.

8 minutes ago, Bevo said:

You better enjoy your 1 now because she won't age well.

Age well, all three would individually get the best 3 minutes of their lives. What happens after that is between them and the priest the confess to.

On 12/31/2020 at 7:40 PM, ztejas said:

Nothing about OU winning a NY6 bowl in blowout fashion is hilarious.

amazing how many posters in the OU-Florida game thread were hanging on OU's nuts the same way they bitch about SEC hanging on Bama's nuts.

Go Iowa State and beat the shit out of the Ducks!   

22 hours ago, Gatorubet said:

 


I get you want to ignore the 13 SEC MNCs compared to your conference’s 3 in the last 25 years.

I get you want to ignore 6 SEC MNCs from 2010 to now to your zero.

I get you want to ignore 5 SEC MNCs from 2000 to 2009 to your two.

We sorta can ignore the 2 SEC to 1 Big 12 MNC from ‘96 to ‘99, as Florida’s is conveniently the first one, and those two fuck heads Tennessee and Nebraska will never see their past glory again.

But as much as it is unpleasant to y’all, 5 different SEC teams have one MNCs in 25 years. Hell, FOUR different SEC teams won the national title in four years. I do know if you fuckers each live to 120, the youngest of you won’t live to see 4 different Big-12 MNC champs back to back to back to back. That stat is the main reason for the focus - plus the 7 in a row.

Does this mean the SEC is overrated? Yep. Does this mean that Florida did not get plunger raped by the dirt burglars? Nope.

But more importantly, does Florida benefit from an overblown conference reputation pushed by corporate interests?? Oh fuck, yeah!

Because Florida’s best interests are the only fucking thing I care about, and if we get a bump in recruiting or scheduling or tv contract $ or bowl placement, I am perfectly fine with that.

The second that obnoxious SEC pandering hinders Florida - fuck the SEC! Until then, SEC SEC SEC muthafukkas!

 

The only thing I don’t understand is how quickly y’all learn to cockride.  It’s second nature. I don’t care if my team is good, Bama is!  Yay, my conference wins the most because they pay the most 5* players and have TV in their pocket.  Go team. Fuck outta here. 

18 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Go Iowa State and beat the shit out of the Ducks!   

Duck season boys!

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12 hours ago, A’Dam Psycho said:

How does Saban’s dick taste?

Like aggy butt? 

2 hours ago, hookem48 said:

amazing how many posters in the OU-Florida game thread were hanging on OU's nuts the same way they bitch about SEC hanging on Bama's nuts.

Or the people last night cheering for tOSU in the game thread because Dabo ran his mouth a bit too much this season. 

8 hours ago, Crapinon said:

Like aggy butt? 

Nice!!

1 minute ago, texifornia said:

Undefeated bowl season. Fuck the rest of 'em.

 

On 12/31/2020 at 6:28 PM, texifornia said:

Look at the players on both sides. If motivated, OU should roll them. Ask an ISU fan, putting your faith in them in a big game is a bad idea.

I'll take my apology here or Futureman's apology thread.

1 minute ago, TommyGufano said:

 

I'll take my apology here or Futureman's apology thread.

Hah! I did not think UO would implode like this. You were correct.

9 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Hah! I did not think UO would implode like this. You were correct.

Think we can safely say the PAC 12 was ass. 

Man, how fucking horribad is the PAC12?

Their champion got rolled by Iowa State.

Colorado (4-1 in the PAC12) gets embarrassed by Texas, who immediately fires their coach.

Edited by Paul Wesley

B-1-2! B-1-2! B-1-2!

Too bad it’s such a poorly run conference because it really is a good league on the field. Consistently top three and pushes for #1 in good years.

Too bad it’s such a poorly run conference because it really is a good league on the field. Consistently top three and pushes for #1 in good years.

It’s not even poorly run any more.
16 minutes ago, satyanash said:

 

With three of those games blowouts.  Big12Big12Big12

On 1/1/2021 at 12:09 PM, Gatorubet said:

 


I get you want to ignore the 13 SEC MNCs compared to your conference’s 3 in the last 25 years.

I get you want to ignore 6 SEC MNCs from 2010 to now to your zero.

I get you want to ignore 5 SEC MNCs from 2000 to 2009 to your two.

We sorta can ignore the 2 SEC to 1 Big 12 MNC from ‘96 to ‘99, as Florida’s is conveniently the first one, and those two fuck heads Tennessee and Nebraska will never see their past glory again.

But as much as it is unpleasant to y’all, 5 different SEC teams have one MNCs in 25 years. Hell, FOUR different SEC teams won the national title in four years. I do know if you fuckers each live to 120, the youngest of you won’t live to see 4 different Big-12 MNC champs back to back to back to back. That stat is the main reason for the focus - plus the 7 in a row.

Does this mean the SEC is overrated? Yep. Does this mean that Florida did not get plunger raped by the dirt burglars? Nope.

But more importantly, does Florida benefit from an overblown conference reputation pushed by corporate interests?? Oh fuck, yeah!

Because Florida’s best interests are the only fucking thing I care about, and if we get a bump in recruiting or scheduling or tv contract $ or bowl placement, I am perfectly fine with that.

The second that obnoxious SEC pandering hinders Florida - fuck the SEC! Until then, SEC SEC SEC muthafukkas!

 

I hear all that, but you have aggy now.

Push.

6 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

Congrats @Gatorubet on your win tonight. Boring af but a wins a win I guess.  

That team beat the shit out of his. He has to enjoy this win. 

Big 12 dominates bowls in covid era. Maybe China will keep sending out new strains so it can go on for years.

 

I hear all that, but you have aggy now.
Push.

Wait - so take backs on Aggie and the Piggies..

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That team beat the shit out of his. He has to enjoy this win. 

Maybe one day our teams will be relevant again. Until then

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9 hours ago, Al_4_ISU said:

 

Happy for you guys, and what Matt Campbell is doing at Iowa State!

On 1/2/2021 at 7:12 AM, TejasPedro said:

Age well, all three would individually get the best 3 minutes of their lives. What happens after that is between them and the priest the confess to.

You must be including snuggle time?

12 hours ago, texifornia said:

 

Much like Texas this year, the SEC was but a handful of plays away from ending up .500...or worse.

On 1/1/2021 at 9:19 PM, A’Dam Psycho said:

I blame the media (mainly ESecPN) for brainwashing all the sec team fans into thinking that shit matters.

Hell, aggy jumps in and rides that dick willingly.

Zero (0) teams in the playoff
playoff size is is too small. 4 is a joke. 16 like the real playoffs.
1 hour ago, LTtxfan said:

 

Let me put on my tinfoil SECSECSEC hat:

Most wins:

SEC: 7

Big12: 5

Sun Belt: 4

Big10: 3

MAC/Independant/MW: 2

AAC: 1

Pac12/ACC/C-USA: 0

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