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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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#2301
Just now, Chad Fuck said:

You were inside the XC-99?  How old are you man?

I flew one with Armybrat over Macho Grande.  Buddy was the bombardier.  I forget who the tailgunner was.  

I just saw one as it was being reassembled at an AFB.  Just the belly, not cockpit.  I think it's made of antique doilies.  

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#2302
Just now, Lobo said:

I flew one with Armybrat over Macho Grande.  Buddy was the bombardier.  I forget who the tailgunner was.  

I just saw one as it was being reassembled at an AFB.  Just the belly, not cockpit.  I think it's made of antique doilies.  

There was only one.  I saw it in pieces in OH, then again in pieces in AZ.

#2303

this woulda been mid-90's at one of the San Antonio bases.  It was still largely in tact but not completely.  

#2305
1 minute ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

SIAP but does the current impeachment effect Trump’s pardon power? It would be hi-larious if he was unable to pardon himself, the kids and Putin as planned.

No.  To curtail any of his powers he'd have to be removed.  

 

#2306
2 minutes ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

SIAP but does the current impeachment effect Trump’s pardon power? It would be hi-larious if he was unable to pardon himself, the kids and Putin as planned.

No. 

#2307
10 minutes ago, Lobo said:

I flew one with Armybrat over Macho Grande.  Buddy was the bombardier.  I forget who the tailgunner was.  

I just saw one as it was being reassembled at an AFB.  Just the belly, not cockpit.  I think it's made of antique doilies.  

Over Macho Grande?

#2308

Nope, he has all the trimmings of the office in full force until either removed by the Senate or 11:59a-EST on Wednesday.  

In fact, he will now take more advantage of them.  You would think he'd go out pardoning allies, marshal resources, remove some non-loyal folks from office, line up some contracts for his family and his businesses for after office, line up donors, etc.  But instead he'll go golfing in Scotland. 

#2310
4 minutes ago, Lobo said:

Nope, he has all the trimmings of the office in full force until either removed by the Senate or 11:59a-EST on Wednesday.  

In fact, he will now take more advantage of them.  You would think he'd go out pardoning allies, marshal resources, remove some non-loyal folks from office, line up some contracts for his family and his businesses for after office, line up donors, etc.  But instead he'll go golfing in Scotland. 

I thought the Scots said thanks but no thanks?

#2311

No they said, "If it's not Scotish, it's crap!"  

Actually, I dunno.  I read his travel office said he'd be there during the Inauguration.  But I also know they didn't want him to come in and it was a legal question of if you don't arrive via their customs/airports...and just land AF1 and get right into a private motorcade, you can enter without coming from a Covid hotspot.  

But I'd love to see his face while he's stuck on some chilly, rainy tarmac in Scotland looking pissed while his aides try to negotiate with local authorities (who hate him).  If nothing else, his team has proven time and time again---they can fuck up travel logistics like nobody else.  I'm guessing he just eventually flies back to Mar-a-Lago next Wednesday/Thursday.  Be a damn shame when the Scotland air strip is all out of fuel before they turn-around. 

#2312

If I were him, I would just go on a US Tour on AF1.   Visit all the sights.   Fly over Yosemite and do a low altitude pass past El Capitan.   Fly some place just for lunch.   Why not?

#2313
4 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

If I were him, I would just go on a US Tour on AF1.   Visit all the sights.   Fly over Yosemite and do a low altitude pass past El Capitan.   Fly some place just for lunch.   Why not?

You think he gives a shit about our national parks?

#2314

"Mr. president, you want to go see the Statue of Liberty?"

Trump, "You know, I lived my whole life in New York and I've never been there..." 

 

2 divorces, 2 mentally challenged children, 2 impeachments, 2 congressional chambers lost ('18 House and '20 Senate), 2 popular votes lost, bankrupted the same casino 2 times, 2 incited riots...........but a 2-stroke handicap in golf.  WINNING! 

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#2315
2 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

If I were him, I would just go on a US Tour on AF1.   Visit all the sights.   Fly over Yosemite and do a low altitude pass past El Capitan.   Fly some place just for lunch.   Why not?

They should make him pronounce any place they go correctly before they go.

#2316
3 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

If I were him, I would just go on a US Tour on AF1.   Visit all the sights.   Fly over Yosemite and do a low altitude pass past El Capitan.   Fly some place just for lunch.   Why not?

He had four years to go where he wants and he spent most of it funneling money to himself through his properties. He only cares about seeing places that his name is on. 

#2318

Trump right out of the gates with the "no true Scotsman." Even using the phrase "no true...."

#2320

I wonder if being the worst US President of all time feels like personal achievement

#2321

In watching tonight’s trump video, I actually think that Twitter hurt trump over the years by waiting so long to ban him. If they had banned him in 2017, he very well could have been re-elected.

#2322
1 minute ago, NAVY said:

I wonder if being the worst US President of all time feels like personal achievement

It should be. I don't think any serious historian thought he would surpass James Buchanan.

#2323
4 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

In watching tonight’s trump video, I actually think that Twitter hurt trump over the years by waiting so long to ban him. If they had banned him in 2017, he very well could have been re-elected.

He would have had time to get onto another service, help grow the membership and be big, big, big.    But waiting until now, it cut him out when he had last gasps of outrage to spew.   And now he can't do it.

#2324
8 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

In watching tonight’s trump video, I actually think that Twitter hurt trump over the years by waiting so long to ban him. If they had banned him in 2017, he very well could have been re-elected.

cross posting, but today is the day that donald trump became president. that was the most presidential address i think he's ever given.

#2325

Trump was oozing fear in that address. He knows the civil lawsuits and criminal charges are coming. He has burnt every bridge, and is terrified. 

Fuck him. 

#2326
2 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

Trump was oozing fear in that address. He knows the civil lawsuits and criminal charges are coming. He has burnt every bridge, and is terrified. 

Fuck him. 

Hopefully his family and enablers see many of the same lawsuits 

#2329

Where has all that Trump bravado gone? This motherfucker is a boring milquetoast now. “Please be nice. Don’t litter. Let’s all get along.” 

Trump’s a broke-dick dog at this point. Any MAGA idiot who was going to risk their life and freedom to storm the inauguration has to be rethinking those plans now. He called them to arms on January 6 and then sold them out to save his own ass. Why risk anything to defend the pathetic shell of a man that just appeared on TV to beg everyone to hug it out?

I’m starting to think next week will be a nothingburger. 

#2333
Just now, Jive Turkey said:

holy shit.  this might be the worst thing Trump has done as POTUS.  impeach him again.

 

Next up--Florida Georgia Line and Jake Owen

#2334

That speech seemed....   Presidential.   

 

Imagine if he had done something like that back in early November and conceded.    

#2338
12 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

That speech seemed....   Presidential.   

 

Imagine if he had done something like that back in early November and conceded.    

This is the day Trump truly became president.

#2340
58 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Trump’s a broke-dick dog at this point. Any MAGA idiot who was going to risk their life and freedom to storm the inauguration has to be rethinking those plans now. He called them to arms on January 6 and then sold them out to save his own ass. Why risk anything to defend the pathetic shell of a man that just appeared on TV to beg everyone to hug it out?

Why?  Because Trump is beside the point and these people just want to be mouthy assholes so they'll go to DC and raise hell anyway. 

#2341
2 hours ago, Red Five said:

Two popular vote losses, two impeachments.

Man our history books are going to be fucked up. 

here is my favorite part:

today - "yeah, he got impeached twice, but once was right at the end and it was only because democrats hated him."

10 years from now - "yeah, he got impeached twice, but once was right at the end."

20 years from now - "yeah, he got impeached twice."

#2342

 

3 hours ago, Degenerate Gardner said:

SIAP but does the current impeachment effect Trump’s pardon power? It would be hi-larious if he was unable to pardon himself, the kids and Putin as planned.

 

3 hours ago, Chad Fuck said:

No.  To curtail any of his powers he'd have to be removed.  

 

Well, the Constitution does read "...he shall have Power to grant Reprieves and Pardons for Offences against the United States, except in Cases of Impeachment."

I would read that as he can't pardon people (in other offices) from impeachment.  But it could also be interpreted as meaning that he can't pardon anybody (himself, rioters, any piece of shit who helped) for crimes related an impeachment case.  It's not like it's every been tested. 

 

#2343
22 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

here is my favorite part:

today - "yeah, he got impeached twice, but once was right at the end and it was only because democrats hated him."

10 years from now - "yeah, he got impeached twice, but once was right at the end."

20 years from now - "yeah, he got impeached twice."

I would say even 20 years from now it would be "yeah, he got impeached twice, once related to his involvement in the storming of the Capitol."  I think that event will be better remembered than the impeachment in 20 years.  

#2344
3 minutes ago, Tuco said:

I would say even 20 years from now it would be "yeah, he got impeached twice, once related to his involvement in the storming of the Capitol."  I think that event will be better remembered than the impeachment in 20 years.  

yeah, who knows what people will remember.  trump slammed 250+ years worth of controversies into one term.

it still bothers me that people think the first impeachment was about russian collusion.  and that shit was only a year ago.

#2345
11 minutes ago, Tuco said:

 

 

Well, the Constitution does read "...he shall have Power to grant Reprieves and Pardons for Offences against the United States, except in Cases of Impeachment."

I would read that as he can't pardon people (in other offices) from impeachment.  But it could also be interpreted as meaning that he can't pardon anybody (himself, rioters, any piece of shit who helped) for crimes related an impeachment case.  It's not like it's every been tested. 

 

The latter is the better argument. But as you say, it’s never been tested before.

#2346
1 hour ago, JFKFC said:

He knows the civil lawsuits and criminal charges are coming.

Somewhere out there is a top-notch Plaintiff's attorney just foaming at the mouth to represent Brian Sicknick's family in a wrongful death lawsuit against Donald Trump.

#2347
3 hours ago, Lobo said:

"Mr. president, you want to go see the Statue of Liberty?"

Trump, "You know, I lived my whole life in New York and I've never been there..." 

 

2 divorces, 2 mentally challenged children, 2 impeachments, 2 congressional chambers lost ('18 House and '20 Senate), 2 popular votes lost, bankrupted the same casino 2 times, 2 incited riots...........but a 2-stroke handicap in golf.  WINNING! 

 

you forgot two scoops.

#2348
Where has all that Trump bravado gone? This motherfucker is a boring milquetoast now. “Please be nice. Don’t litter. Let’s all get along.” 
Trump’s a broke-dick dog at this point. Any MAGA idiot who was going to risk their life and freedom to storm the inauguration has to be rethinking those plans now. He called them to arms on January 6 and then sold them out to save his own ass. Why risk anything to defend the pathetic shell of a man that just appeared on TV to beg everyone to hug it out?
I’m starting to think next week will be a nothingburger. 

Bay of Pigs II
#2349
52 minutes ago, Bookman said:

Somewhere out there is a top-notch Plaintiff's attorney just foaming at the mouth to represent Brian Sicknick's family in a wrongful death lawsuit against Donald Trump.

Nope, nothing to collect if successful.

#2350

 

No remorse, no admission of losing the election, no pledge to gtfo on jan 20, no apology.

 

Fuck him. Senate still needs to convict and then remove his post presidential perks.

 

 

 

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