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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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#6951
7 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

What do you want me to say? Didn’t vote for Trump. Think Biden isn’t fit for office. He son is a dotard and needs a commitment. Moo

Thank you for your contributions to this thread. They were very informative. 

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#6952
2 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

I’d love to have more than two parties.  Biden has dementia issues. His son needs rehab. 

Can you tell us a little more about this? I’m intrigued.

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#6953

Hey you guys! Just dropping in to the Dotard threat to let y'all know I didn't vote for him for sure, but I do think Biden has dementia and his son needs rehab. What do y'all think about that?

#6954

They decimated the parsley. Huge 18-20 of them. Not sure what they are. So tell me how Biden doesn’t have dementia. I think they are black swallowtails. (Picture)

 

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#6955

Why do you think Biden’s mental health condition needs to be discussed in the Trump thread? 

#6956
8 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Why do you think Biden’s mental health condition needs to be discussed in the Trump thread? 

FairPlay. Trump sucks. 

#6957
Just now, Nicole44 said:

FairPlay. Trump sucks. 

Yet here you are carrying his water, whether you realize it or not. 

#6958
Just now, hookemATL said:

Yet here you are carrying his water, whether you realize it or not. 

Huh. You can dislike Trump and dislike Biden. It’s not a difficult concept.

#6959

You don’t get to call anyone else Dotard…

That name is reserved for the one and only Dotard…the world only knows one dotard.

#6960
12 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Huh. You can dislike Trump and dislike Biden. It’s not a difficult concept.

Yes. But you can’t equate the two. 

#6961
Yes. But you can’t equate the two. 
Both sides have good and bad!!
#6962

Also you don’t have to “like” someone to carry their water. You just have to be useful/ignorant enough to propagate their message. It’s not a difficult concept. 

#6963
3 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

I’d love to have more than two parties.  Biden has dementia issues. His son needs rehab. 

Nicole, you've been teetering for a while, but looks like you just fell off . . . 

Hunter is a painter, and a damn good one.  Joe has a bit of a stutter he tries to work around, in case you haven't heard.

#6964
23 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Huh. You can dislike Trump and dislike Biden. It’s not a difficult concept.


We have a Biden thread for you to express your dislike.

#6965
1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

He son is a dotard and needs a commitment.   

You edited this thread and missed this?

(If it were me I'd say I was still drunk from last night and shitposting.  And everyone would believe me).

#6967
1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

What do you want me to say? Didn’t vote for Trump. Think Biden isn’t fit for office. He son is a dotard and needs a commitment.   

Speaking of needing rehab. 

wtf

#6968

 

13 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

This is how one grifts. No inventory, no design process, no production costs, no competing with a thousand other artists. Simple, Boom, cash money.

They will make the real money when they start charging $100 a car for tows out of that inevitable mudlot.  

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#6969
2 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

I am not disagreeing with yall. His son needs to be in rehab for more than 90 days.

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#6970
1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

So tell me how Biden doesn’t have dementia

Can you point to some specific examples that show Biden has exhibited evidence of dementia

 

Examples could be things like stream of consciousness speech and repeating words and phrases several times. Also unprompted denials of having dementia and paranoid behavior and speech. I seem to recall behavior such as this in the White House recently, but not since January 20

#6971
16 hours ago, Chewy's Hairy Horn said:

It’s raining there?
 

Trump isn’t going to show.

WWI & II memorial day in France = about someone else (suckers and losers) = no show

Alabama pasture = all about Trump = Bank it.

#6972

Oh boy, Nicole’s spiral continues. First China and now this 

#6974
What do you want me to say? Didn’t vote for Trump. Think Biden isn’t fit for office. He son is a dotard and needs a commitment.   

BS, your “panhandle peep” would label you COMMIE AND SOCIALIST if you didn’t…
#6976
Just now, texas08 said:


BS, your “panhandle peep” would label you COMMIE AND SOCIALIST if you didn’t…

Was thinking about moving back there...but...no

 

#6977
2 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

And yet he has been vaccinated and has access to whatever vaccinations we are waiting for. (Ended a sentence with a preposition.)

#6981
21 minutes ago, Js1 said:

Oh boy, Nicole’s spiral continues. First China and now this 

A) Have a Starbucks on me. DM me I will pay.

B) what did I say that wasn’t true?

C) Check out these panhandle peeps:

 

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#6983
1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

SIAP

 

 

That's somebody's mom. Thanksgiving is coming up. We're gonna need our new friends of the SEC to join the traditional thread of family craziness. 

18 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Ok, maybe some of them will listen. Maybe now that the Orange Savior has spoken some of them will get it. Say it again you fat blowhard. Your marks are dying.

 

#6984
4 hours ago, Nicole44 said:

I’d love to have more than two parties.  Biden has dementia issues. His son needs rehab. 

GDit, Nicki... 

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#6986
1 hour ago, Bullneck said:

SIAP

 

 


round them up, .22 to the head. Only way to save this country 

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#6987

Guys guys guys. Why are we just sitting around talking about hunter’s drug problem in the dotard thread. The man obviously needs help and now that Nicole has kindly brought it to our attention, I think we need to do a fundraiser to get the man the help he so desperately needs. Kinda like brisket did recently with the pizza. I mean what if he ODs and we did nothing?

Also, many people are saying our current president may have dementia. If true this warrants an immediate investigation. We can’t have the leader of the free world waking around with that problem. So instead of just sitting around talking about how Biden has dementia in the dotard thread, somebody needs to get off their butts and give Biden that test that Trump (who by the way I didn’t vote for) so easily passed. 

#6989
I’d love to have more than two parties.  Biden has dementia issues. His son needs rehab. 

Go back to insanely blathering about China. You sound a titch more with it on that topic.
#6990
41 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

That's somebody's mom. Thanksgiving is coming up. We're gonna need our new friends of the SEC to join the traditional thread of family craziness. 

Ok, maybe some of them will listen. Maybe now that the Orange Savior has spoken some of them will get it. Say it again you fat blowhard. Your marks are dying.

 

That’s actually somewhat disturbing in the sense that if Dotard is now harping on getting the vaccine at his rallies, he may know how bad it is actually about to get. 

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#6991
Not sure how that deserves the Gritty rep, but you do you Nicole. 

She deserves it because she’s an ill-informed attention whore.

She’s just as bad a “OMG NO POLITICS IN THE DT but let me tell MY political opinion!”.

And because the desperate horny losers cream over her posting hella filtered pictures on the Football board, 95% of this board let’s her slide.
#6992
42 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Make some bread with it.

Was thinking of a couple of buns, hun. 

 

6 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:


She deserves it because she’s an ill-informed attention whore.

She’s just as bad a “OMG NO POLITICS IN THE DT but let me tell MY political opinion!”.

And because the desperate horny losers cream over her posting hella filtered pictures on the Football board, 95% of this board let’s her slide.

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#6993
23 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:


She deserves it because she’s an ill-informed attention whore.

She’s just as bad a “OMG NO POLITICS IN THE DT but let me tell MY political opinion!”.

And because the desperate horny losers cream over her posting hella filtered pictures on the Football board, 95% of this board let’s her slide.

Go bang Harry Styles while he is transforming. That group of musicians suck. Listen to some real music. No doubt he has a restraining order on your ass. By the way Kiss my ass bitch. 

#6994
1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

 

I don't know if y'all know this, but I am not a huge Trump fan.  But I gotta admit, he played that masterfully.  He knew how to preface it, he knew what tone and gesturing to maintain, and he knew how to let some of them get their boos out, and then how to finish the thought.  We forget, because 99% of his delivery is to spew lies and vitriol, but every once a great while---his deft delivery can actually pass along a decent message in an incredibly effective manner.  I know all most of us will see/hear is asshole talking to assholes about asshole stuff.  He wasn't as passionate as I would have preferred, but I wasn't there, I couldn't read the room/pasture.  But from here, he handled that really fucking well.  I'm sure the rest of the speech was the usual bullshit, but I'd wager that more people walked away from that willing to get the vaccine than walked away still booing him in their minds for even suggesting it. 

My only question is why the hell he did that in the first place, must have bought some Pfizer stock or some shit, but again...folks, admit when you see something good in this world.  That was the only tiny sliver of opportunity to deliver the vaccination message to those dipshits and he did fucking nailed it.  Some won't listen, but many will.  Just go back and watch his cadence and his way of letting them think they're getting their point across---he's not talking to that 20% that can't be saved but maybe that 40% that were still on the fence.  Neg rep me if you want, but that 1% of that man that is not rotting evil...may have just done something halfway decent by just talking like he usually talks...which is why it'll work.  

#6998
5 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

 Neg away! Filtered pics my ass. Fuck you Bama Bitch! 

Fight! Fight! Fight! 

#6999
5 minutes ago, immamac said:

This thread has officially gone full retard. 

I am not backing off. Put me in timeout. Apparently I have a fan club and I doctor my pics. I want a fair fight. Also, If Colt didn't have the stinger no way you win that game, Harry Styles hooker!

BTW excellent timing. I have gone through a ton of shit recently and @Bama Chick you are the cherry on a shit sundae. 

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#7000
2 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I am not backing off. Put me in timeout. Apparently I have a fan club and I doctor my pics. I want a fair fight. Also, If Colt didn't have the stinger no way you win that game, Harry Styles hooker

This is the Trump thread, not the Nicole44 thread.

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