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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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#10951
2 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Agreed. Let's synthesize process-based conversation in data-driven replies, and leverage open-ended synergies through the use of centers.

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#10960
7 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

I dunno but she's got a dick

I too was confused by the lump below her belly button - is that a pendant on a belly chain or is "she" folding up?

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#10963
1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

take another look, homey.

Nah, given that it's Trump she's standing next to and all, I think the Select Committee may need to announce they've discovered the location of the missing panic button from Rep. Pressley's office.

#10966
13 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

I find it unfathomable that anyone with a brain cannot see why the former president departed with a truck full of government documents.

He has always been such an eco-minded person, concerned with how earth's resources are used and abused. Every single sided classified document has now been flipped over and the back side used at Mar-a-Lago because the former president first and foremost is a champion for trees!

I think the Sharpie bleed through would make that impossible.

#10968
8 hours ago, RDCanecutter said:

Agreed. Let's synthesize process-based conversation in data-driven replies, and leverage open-ended synergies through the use of centers.

If that’s the ask, what’s the deliverable?

#10970
30 minutes ago, fattyflattie said:

It’s like some of y’all never fucked a chick that’s a little too skinny.  Just the old skin and bones avocado. 

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#10972
2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

My guess is that every single person in the White House knew that it was unsafe to ever let him play with fire.

 

#10975
16 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Trump/DeSantis 2024

shitter's full

and as one of the biggest trumpkins on the planet, I'm sure the admin will find a role for ole Randy

#10976
3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

"Hey, I'm the fucking President.  Gimme the fucking code right now dammit!"

"Sir, please calm down...I'll let you into the restroom myself."

"Good, I got some stuff I gotta flush!  Don't tell anybody what you saw here!  Just get me the toilet and make sure it goes down no matter how many flushes it takes!"

"But Mr. President, this is an Arby's" 

"Seriously?  Okay, after the toilet thing, let's do 3 double beef 'n cheddars."

#10981

Maybe it’s like corn.  He shredded them, he ate them, then they reassembled themselves in the toilet bowl?  

#10982
Maybe she shouldn't have named it The Human Fund?
 

They’re just a regular old crime family that is fucking incredible at PR to the gullible.
#10984
3 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

wouldn't you shred the documents first, to help it flush ?

Depends on how fast you need to flush them.  Prolly never started his homework until after class began.  

#10985
On 2/11/2022 at 5:53 PM, High Plains Drifter said:

who's the talent?

Asking for my right hand.

An Ivanka impersonator. 

#10986
12 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

 

In the long list of facts that prove why he wasn’t fit for office, I’m not sure that even ranks in the Top 100. 

#10987

So, the DOJ will just ignore this and more?

https://apnews.com/article/donald-trump-ap-top-news-elections-james-comey-north-america-e0d125d737be4a21a81bec3d9f1dffd8
 

EFFORTS TO PREVENT PUBLIC DISCLOSURE OF EVIDENCE

In summer of 2017, Trump learned that the news media planned to report on the June 2016 meeting at Trump Tower between senior campaign officials and Russians offering derogatory information about Hillary Clinton. The president directed aides not to publicly disclose the emails setting up the meeting. Before the emails became public, the president also edited a press statement for Donald Trump Jr. by deleting a line that acknowledged that the meeting was “with an individual who (Trump Jr.) was told might have information helpful to the campaign.”

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ADDITIONAL EFFORTS TO HAVE SESSIONS TAKE CONTROL OF INVESTIGATION

At several points in between July 2017 and December 2017, Trump tried to get Sessions to declare that he was no longer recused from the Russia investigation and would assert control over it. The report says there’s evidence that one purpose of asking Sessions to step in was so that the attorney general would restrict the investigation’s scope.

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TRUMP ORDERS WHITE HOUSE COUNSEL TO DENY THAT PRESIDENT TRIED TO FIRE MUELLER

In an Oval Office meeting in February 2018, Trump told McGahn to “correct” a New York Times story that reported Trump had earlier instructed McGahn to fire Mueller. Trump also asked why McGahn had told Mueller’s investigators about the directive to remove Mueller. McGahn told Trump he had to tell the investigators the truth.

#10988
8 hours ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Suddenly his  diatribe  about low flow toilets and people needing to flush 10 or 15 times makes a lot more sense.

 

 

Yes, this is what I was alluding to earlier in the thread.  The document flushing is 100% why this occurred.  It's just so perfectly stupid.  No one can convince me otherwise.  It just makes too much sense.

#10989
10 minutes ago, Satchel said:

So, the DOJ will just ignore this and more?

https://apnews.com/article/donald-trump-ap-top-news-elections-james-comey-north-america-e0d125d737be4a21a81bec3d9f1dffd8
 

EFFORTS TO PREVENT PUBLIC DISCLOSURE OF EVIDENCE

In summer of 2017, Trump learned that the news media planned to report on the June 2016 meeting at Trump Tower between senior campaign officials and Russians offering derogatory information about Hillary Clinton. The president directed aides not to publicly disclose the emails setting up the meeting. Before the emails became public, the president also edited a press statement for Donald Trump Jr. by deleting a line that acknowledged that the meeting was “with an individual who (Trump Jr.) was told might have information helpful to the campaign.”

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ADDITIONAL EFFORTS TO HAVE SESSIONS TAKE CONTROL OF INVESTIGATION

At several points in between July 2017 and December 2017, Trump tried to get Sessions to declare that he was no longer recused from the Russia investigation and would assert control over it. The report says there’s evidence that one purpose of asking Sessions to step in was so that the attorney general would restrict the investigation’s scope.

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TRUMP ORDERS WHITE HOUSE COUNSEL TO DENY THAT PRESIDENT TRIED TO FIRE MUELLER

In an Oval Office meeting in February 2018, Trump told McGahn to “correct” a New York Times story that reported Trump had earlier instructed McGahn to fire Mueller. Trump also asked why McGahn had told Mueller’s investigators about the directive to remove Mueller. McGahn told Trump he had to tell the investigators the truth.

This might as well have occurred in a different century.  The public's attention span is too short and our justice system takes too long.  It's a perfect storm to end the republic.

#10991

I want to which one of you fuckers gave Trump my email. I’ve been getting spammed incessantly for money. Unsubscribe efforts just trigger even more emails. 
 

For a while it was entertaining. Now it’s fucking annoying. 

#10992
14 hours ago, Satchel said:

So, the DOJ will just ignore this and more?

https://apnews.com/article/donald-trump-ap-top-news-elections-james-comey-north-america-e0d125d737be4a21a81bec3d9f1dffd8
 

EFFORTS TO PREVENT PUBLIC DISCLOSURE OF EVIDENCE

In summer of 2017, Trump learned that the news media planned to report on the June 2016 meeting at Trump Tower between senior campaign officials and Russians offering derogatory information about Hillary Clinton. The president directed aides not to publicly disclose the emails setting up the meeting. Before the emails became public, the president also edited a press statement for Donald Trump Jr. by deleting a line that acknowledged that the meeting was “with an individual who (Trump Jr.) was told might have information helpful to the campaign.”

___

ADDITIONAL EFFORTS TO HAVE SESSIONS TAKE CONTROL OF INVESTIGATION

At several points in between July 2017 and December 2017, Trump tried to get Sessions to declare that he was no longer recused from the Russia investigation and would assert control over it. The report says there’s evidence that one purpose of asking Sessions to step in was so that the attorney general would restrict the investigation’s scope.

___

TRUMP ORDERS WHITE HOUSE COUNSEL TO DENY THAT PRESIDENT TRIED TO FIRE MUELLER

In an Oval Office meeting in February 2018, Trump told McGahn to “correct” a New York Times story that reported Trump had earlier instructed McGahn to fire Mueller. Trump also asked why McGahn had told Mueller’s investigators about the directive to remove Mueller. McGahn told Trump he had to tell the investigators the truth.

not sure why all these painstaking measures were taken to try and cover up such a nothingburger.

-the dt crowd

#10994
2 hours ago, High Plains Drifter said:

lulz, at first glance that who I though it was.

The Trump psyche isn’t hard to read. 

#10995
I want to which one of you fuckers gave Trump my email. I’ve been getting spammed incessantly for money. Unsubscribe efforts just trigger even more emails. 
 
For a while it was entertaining. Now it’s fucking annoying. 

Mike Pompeo is sending me daily emails
#10996
8 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

I want to which one of you fuckers gave Trump my email. I’ve been getting spammed incessantly for money. Unsubscribe efforts just trigger even more emails. 

For a while it was entertaining. Now it’s fucking annoying. 

Unsubscribe efforts just confirm that your email address works and that there is a human being checking it.

Yeah, sure, it will unsubscribe you to legitimate mailing lists.

But the unsubscribe button is a wet dream to email marketers.

#10999
3 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

the bengals scored 20 points which is way more than any ohio team has scored in the superbowl in over 30 years, so they not only won, but won big, and everybody knows it. 

#11000
16 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:

the bengals scored 20 points which is way more than any ohio team has scored in the superbowl in over 30 years, so they not only won, but won big, and everybody knows it. 

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