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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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#31201

Hey, Kaitlin?

Fuck you and your Roll Tides.

What an absolute embarrassment.

Her roots with “The Daily Caller” and Tucker are on full display.

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#31204
2 minutes ago, Slacks said:

So, I walked by the TV and this was on. I do agree with the thing I heard him say about the war, " I want the people to stop dying. '

It’s a shame he said that instead of repeating a very simple question. “I want people to stop dying” is immutably the same as “I am fine with Ukraine giving up concessions.”

 

he also wouldn’t talk about continued Ukraine aid, instead repeating over and over that NATO needs to pay more money for aid. Translation: we are done paying aid for Ukraine. 

#31205

Damn the ads are already hitting

There were not fine people on both sides of Charlottesville. The January 6th rioters were not good people. End of story.

 

#31207
1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

It’s a shame he said that instead of repeating a very simple question. “I want people to stop dying” is immutably the same as “I am fine with Ukraine giving up concessions.”

 

he also wouldn’t talk about continued Ukraine aid, instead repeating over and over that NATO needs to pay more money for aid. Translation: we are done paying aid for Ukraine. 

Yeah, I heard all of that. I give zero ducks about who is paying for war, so I was like, ""Shut up old man. You were on the only point that mattered and turned it into greed. F the fake money. People are dying for land that none of us keep. "

 

#31209
22 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


the criminal cases hit different 

Yeah, I think in a lot of ways they do, for both Trump and his observers/fans.  

And, the author of that article, while he made some good points, called the civil verdict in the Carroll case a "conviction" and spoke of Trump's guilt.  That's just sloppy bad.

#31210
10 hours ago, Slacks said:

So, I walked by the TV and this was on. I do agree with the thing I heard him say about the war, " I want the people to stop dying. '

He means he wants Russians to stop dying and he wants Putin to win. 

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#31213
11 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

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And we elected it president. If he was just the celebrity asshole that most of us laughed at and mocked it would be one thing but 30% of us actually worship that shit stain. 

#31215
2 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:
Quite a scene at Mar-a-Lago last night.

 

I'm not sure what would be more pathetic....  if that was a cover band or the actual Village People.

#31216
3 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

I'm not sure what would be more pathetic....  if that was a cover band or the actual Village People.

And the music sounds just like the shit that spews from his mouth.

#31218
4 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:
Quite a scene at Mar-a-Lago last night.

 

As I wrote a while back when we were trying to figure out what he was doing, I love that this guy has to dance to YMCA wherever he goes. It must be galling. Now he has a version of the Village People poolside carving the tradition into granite.

Of course, it's one of the reasons his large plurality of geniuses love him, so he gets rewarded for the dance, but I still bet that he has come to hate it. Even an adoration addict has preferences for the means to adoration.

Fuck this guy.

Here is a shot of an audience of his followers when they realize the VP are a gay dance band.

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#31219

 

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#31220

I'm done getting my hopes up about anything happening to that asshole, so that news doesn't excite me as much as it should.

#31223
11 minutes ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

wait, there are two whites -- what is that, super white and a little beige?

Don’t know how to read a key?  College and no college. 

#31224
10 minutes ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

wait, there are two whites -- what is that, super white and a little beige?

Non-college educated (red) and college educated (yellow) as indicated by the key under the chart lol

#31225
12 minutes ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

wait, there are two whites -- what is that, super white and a little beige?

If super white = uneducated white, then yes.

#31227
On 5/12/2023 at 6:22 AM, TheStoicPaisano said:
Quite a scene at Mar-a-Lago last night.

 


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#31228
3 hours ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

demographics explains everything 

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As long as the poor whites can feel superior to blacks, they don’t care how much they get fucked over by the rich. 

#31230
As long as the poor whites can feel superior to blacks, they don’t care how much they get fucked over by the rich. 
TexAgs making the White College vote margins closer than it should be.
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#31231
On 5/12/2023 at 4:22 AM, TheStoicPaisano said:
Quite a scene at Mar-a-Lago last night.

 

The Villages People

#31232
What would you say to Trump? “You are a true American hero. We love you. You are the true American badass we have been waiting for. You are like our father, our protector, and we love you.”

 

#31233
1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:
What would you say to Trump? “You are a true American hero. We love you. You are the true American badass we have been waiting for. You are like our father, our protector, and we love you.”

 

They claim to love him, that he's like their father, protector, a "true American badass we have been waiting for".

But they, like the vast majority who believe as they do, couldn't be bothered to show up on January 6.

That's what gets me about these people - 2,000 or so actually entered the Capitol, but you have millions of these idiots who believe all of this shit, but apparently don't believe in it hard enough to act when Trump implores them to.

#31234

It's one thing to like the guy and fellate him when given the chance, but it's another to go to jail for him.

Of course, just the request to do something so crazy should alienate 90% of his base anyway, but here we are.

#31238
On 5/13/2023 at 12:10 PM, Beau Vine said:

I'm done getting my hopes up about anything happening to that asshole, so that news doesn't excite me as much as it should.

That may not be what news is supposed to do, my friend.

#31239
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Happy Mother’s Day you fuckin’ Marxist/Facist/Communist losers. 

Yeah - that’s how you do it!

Look at these cucks-

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#31240
2 hours ago, Red Five said:

It's one thing to like the guy and fellate him when given the chance, but it's another to go to jail for him.

Of course, just the request to do something so crazy should alienate 90% of his base anyway, but here we are.

Never forget that half the population is below the average IQ.

#31242
6 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

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The best part of this guy ran out of his mother and stained the mattress. 

#31244
1 hour ago, Make em eat Taco Bell said:

i feel so bad for prostitutes

That’s fucking gross. The blue birds are a nice touch doe 

#31245

Hopefully the cult can get some pointers from:

The death toll linked to a doomsday cult in Kenya surpassed 200 after a pastor allegedly ordered his congregants to starve to death in order to meet Jesus https://t.co/7ntBDsd9j0

 

#31246
1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Hopefully the cult can get some pointers from:

The death toll linked to a doomsday cult in Kenya surpassed 200 after a pastor allegedly ordered his congregants to starve to death in order to meet Jesus https://t.co/7ntBDsd9j0

 

Hunger strike? Not likely.

Un an après sa défaite à l'élection présidentielle américaine, Donald Trump  n'a pas raccroché les gants de la politique

#31249
5 hours ago, Constant said:

 

Happy Mother’s Day you fuckin’ Marxist/Facist/Communist losers. 

All those people are living in his head rent-free.  If I was in my 70s and rich, I would not be sitting around on social media whining like a fucking baby.

My social media, if I were to bother, would be either traveling stuff or sexy stuff.

Not complaining about shit that happened a few years ago.

#31250
2 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

Hunger strike? Not likely.

Un an après sa défaite à l'élection présidentielle américaine, Donald Trump  n'a pas raccroché les gants de la politique

And even if they were to do it, it would take eons for the starvation to actually work. 

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