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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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#31701
5 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

God-Emperor has a nice ring to it. Or just go with Pharoah.

Prick.

When Trumpers were in Pharoah's land...

let my Magats go.  

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#31702
39 minutes ago, Smax said:
This is the guy YOU want to be back in office. Next he will tell you that the US started the Korean War. https://t.co/jFZjILdexB

 

 

He wants "his people" to act towards him like NKs do to KJU.. there you have it from his own mouth

That makes me so mad, because it only reminds me of how uppity Obama was. 

#31703
My point was that donald JAIL trump is basically using the same defense Agnew did to avoid prosecution.  The misspelling was no doubt on a comment added to the report and not on the actual report where Agnew's name appeared.  Here is the link on the story. 
 

Yeah. That clip didn’t tell me anything about the case being thrown out due to a misspelling error. Agnew pled guilty to a charge on exchange for not running for office.
#31704
13 hours ago, Your Mom said:

That looks like some shit you picked up in the school cafeteria and then sliced a jalapeño over. 

I’d hate to tag Steel Shank into this convo, so tread lightly with this type of fucking non sense. 
 

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#31705

Well, since this thread seems to be in its descent pattern, I'll tag along for awhile.

I often suspect that nobody who posts food covered in fresh jalapenos ever actually eat that many jalapenos. It's sort of like my suspicion that the posters who can't help but judge wood, would, or wouldn't are trying to fit in with the varsity players in the joint dressing room.

"C'mon man, that cheerleader has a mole on her calf. Maybe if I'm hopped up on cokes and candy bars, and there's nobody else available. Maybe."

A shadow blocks the fluorescent light that once shone on JV Jimmy.

"Talkin' about my girlfriend, motherfucker." Shoves the tattoo of her name in JV Jimmy's face.

"Best lookin' girl in the school! Want me to take your dirty jock to the bin? Thank you."

#31707
33 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

Well, since this thread seems to be in its descent pattern, I'll tag along for awhile.

I often suspect that nobody who posts food covered in fresh jalapenos ever actually eat that many jalapenos. 

Uh, I fucking love fresh jalapeños. I prefer fresh jalapeños to pickled, on enchiladas, pizza, and beans. Pickled are better on bean and cheese nachos. Of course, I also don’t take pictures of my food.

One, of many, things I like about MOD pizza is they offer fresh serrano peppers as a topping.

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#31709

I’d like to think of this thread drift as an encapsulation of Surly’s DNA.  What it is; who we are.  Posts about jalapeños, who you’d bang, who posts on ‘shrooms, Donald’s abjectly worthless personality.  ‘ Murica!!  

#31712
18 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

U r dumbass

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Just looking at that made my colon convulse.

#31713
9 minutes ago, F250 said:

Just looking at that made my colon convulse.

Your taste buds give not one fuck about your colon

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#31714
9 minutes ago, Sawbonz said:

Your taste buds give not one fuck about your colon

Should be a Taco Bell advertising slogan.

#31717
17 hours ago, Your Mom said:

That looks like some shit you picked up in the school cafeteria and then sliced a jalapeño over. 

Says the guy fixing to go on a Walmart cruise.

#31718
4 hours ago, F250 said:

Just looking at that made my colon convulse.

Full disclosure, it’s not my picture.  I knew I could find a great chili dog pic in the steelshank thread so that’s where it came from.  I was not disappointed.

#31719

If I'm taking pictures of food, it's because I'm about to post it on social media and write a YGIFS-worthy manifesto about how shitty it is, complete with references to Heidi Cruz's sex life.

#31720
3 hours ago, Underdog said:

Just noticed the juice, or is it drool on the table. 

SNLrobschneider, "Eh, you like-a the juice, no?"  

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

If I'm taking pictures of food, it's because I'm about to post it on social media and write a YGIFS-worthy manifesto about how shitty it is, complete with references to Heidi Cruz's sex life.

If you can somehow tie in my lunacy, your own bullshit, those dank-ass hotdogs, and Heidi Cruz's erotic journey from Milan to Minsk to Manboobs...I will front your manifesto to the tune of six figures.  

#31722
3 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Says the guy fixing to go on a Walmart cruise.

True.  FML.  They’ll probably serve me chili dogs on that motherfucker too. 

#31724
1 hour ago, Born to Run said:
2 hours ago, Underdog said:
Chili dog perfume… the money would just pour in it’d make Bezos blush. 

I'm investing my money in Fajita Cologne.

That's just the smell of arm pits.

 

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#31727

SA made me laugh. Good job people.

From reddit, perhaps someone local can confirm or deny.

 

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#31729
They should bring it back and add one of those punch velocity meters on there. A little voice interaction "that punch was huge". Max profit, I'd head down after church tomorrow at a sinful pace for a little face blast 45 with my fist, a michelada at the mercado and a puffy taco or two.
#31730
2 hours ago, Born to Run said:
4 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

They should bring it back and add one of those punch velocity meters on there. A little voice interaction "that punch was huge". Max profit, I'd head down after church tomorrow at a sinful pace for a little face blast 45 with my fist, a michelada at the mercado and a puffy taco or two.

If you’re famous they just let you grab the puffy taco. 

#31731
21 hours ago, F250 said:

Just looking at that made my colon convulse.

Uhhh, that's kind of the point.

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#31732
This Father's Day weekend, we honor President Trump and Don Jr, who, like our saviors of the past, will bestow upon us eternal life after gifting our tribute to the Father and the Son.

 

#31734
21 minutes ago, ChiTownDoc said:
This Father's Day weekend, we honor President Trump and Don Jr, who, like our saviors of the past, will bestow upon us eternal life after gifting our tribute to the Father and the Son.

 

Oh God, I hope that's real. First of all, is this Hitler jr giving the painting away? Second Don Jr. Looks like the sleazy nakatomi executive in die hard. Lastly, they somehow managed to paint Trump fatter than he actually is in real life. A plus, no notes

#31735
8 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Oh God, I hope that's real. First of all, is this Hitler jr giving the painting away? Second Don Jr. Looks like the sleazy nakatomi executive in die hard. Lastly, they somehow managed to paint Trump fatter than he actually is in real life. A plus, no notes

Zoom in on Trump in that picture. He looks like a zombie. lol

#31738
22 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:
This Father's Day weekend, we honor President Trump and Don Jr, who, like our saviors of the past, will bestow upon us eternal life after gifting our tribute to the Father and the Son.

 

Holy fuck, I literally just pissed myself laughing.  

#31740
12 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Holy fuck, I literally just pissed myself laughing.  

The devil is in the details - literally.

 

#31741
Oh God, I hope that's real. First of all, is this Hitler jr giving the painting away? Second Don Jr. Looks like the sleazy nakatomi executive in die hard. Lastly, they somehow managed to paint Trump fatter than he actually is in real life. A plus, no notes
He's your white knight.
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#31744
Trump: First of all, I won in 2020 by a lot Baier: You lost the 2020 election Trump: They were counting ballots, not the authenticity of the ballot. The ballots were fake ballots.


what are you going to say to that suburban voter?

well i won in 2020. 

lol. at least fox is pretending they learned their lesson. 

#31745
LOL I’m still laughing at this description from Trump of his phone call with Putin

his hair was perfect…

#31746
5 minutes ago, henrygandorf said:
LOL I’m still laughing at this description from Trump of his phone call with Putin

his hair was perfect…

I saw him eating a taco salet at Trump Tower.

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#31750
2 hours ago, henrygandorf said:
Trump: First of all, I won in 2020 by a lot Baier: You lost the 2020 election Trump: They were counting ballots, not the authenticity of the ballot. The ballots were fake ballots.


what are you going to say to that suburban voter?

well i won in 2020. 

lol. at least fox is pretending they learned their lesson. 

I never thought I would see the day where Fox news is harder on Trump than CNN.

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