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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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#31901
3 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

These Trump fanboys ... they're not well.



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Needs to be PS with Traitor Train. 

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#31902

Maybe with some more federal indictments and a couple more impeachments, he can get named Man of the Century. 

Wait. He's bitching about Fox not covering this distinguished award? What's that link in TwiceHorn's post?

#31905
2 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Him bitching about Fox News is a good thing, imo. The more idiots he can turn off of it, the better. 

He's not going to "turn off" any of the "idiots".  They're in it til he dies....and then some. 

#31906
On 6/25/2023 at 9:43 AM, safe sex said:

It's not difficult at all.  If you're a straight man and you're being fucked in the ass by a woman, you're still having straight sex. 

But is it safe?

#31907

 

On 6/25/2023 at 1:06 PM, tx 3 putt said:

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Safe sex is right!  It's only gay if the pegged has his eyes closed and is pretending it's a guy doing the pegging.  You straight guys who haven't figured it out yet are missing out, the prostate is a wonderful wonderful thing. I'm convinced the world would be a happier place if more of you succumbed to the pleasure the prostate can provide.

#31908

The small Oakland GOP named him man of the decade and Trump's yelling "It's a goddamn major award!"  

And I he expected a national news outlet that is desperate for ratings to stop everything to report on the Oakland GOP?  You know that political machine known the country over like the Chicago Democratic machine or Tamany Hall.  

#31909
47 minutes ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Safe sex is right!  It's only gay if the pegged has his eyes closed and is pretending it's a guy doing the pegging.  You straight guys who haven't figured it out yet are missing out, the prostate is a wonderful wonderful thing. I'm convinced the world would be a happier place if more of you succumbed to the pleasure the prostate can provide.

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#31910

Imagine having an easily found g-spot and not using it smh

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#31911
2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

The small Oakland GOP named him man of the decade and Trump's yelling "It's a goddamn major award!"  

And he's telling anyone who will listen that he declassified documents using "mind power, Swede, mind power!"

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#31912
2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

The small Oakland GOP named him man of the decade and Trump's yelling "It's a goddamn major award!"  

And I he expected a national news outlet that is desperate for ratings to stop everything to report on the Oakland GOP?  You know that political machine known the country over like the Chicago Democratic machine or Tamany Hall.  

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#31914

I'd like somebody delivered the certified letter to Mar-a-Lago and said, "Here's your Man of the Decade Award, sir."  And as Trump's opening it around Eric and Jr., he's mumbling like the Old Man, "Oh boys, it could be anything from anybody.  From the RNC, the UN, Bilderberg, G7, anybody!  Opens it up and sighs in confusion."  

-What is it Dad?  Who sent you the award?

"Why it's the Oakland GOP!"  

-Oakland?  Wow Dad, and you shoulda campaigned there more...you coulda carried Michigan.

"Oakland, California Eric.  Go to fucking bed."

#31915
5 hours ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

 

Safe sex is right!  It's only gay if the pegged has his eyes closed and is pretending it's a guy doing the pegging.  You straight guys who haven't figured it out yet are missing out, the prostate is a wonderful wonderful thing. I'm convinced the world would be a happier place if more of you succumbed to the pleasure the prostate can provide.

So your name already in use was NowThis

#31917
21 hours ago, NameAlreadyInUse said:

 

Safe sex is right!  It's only gay if the pegged has his eyes closed and is pretending it's a guy doing the pegging.  You straight guys who haven't figured it out yet are missing out, the prostate is a wonderful wonderful thing. I'm convinced the world would be a happier place if more of you succumbed to the pleasure the prostate can provide.

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#31918

Is it like how masturbation isn't gay? I mean you're stroking a dudes dick to completion, it just happens to be your own dick. 

#31925
NEW: Trump has counterclaimed against @ejeancarroll for…Defamation.https://t.co/eGb6gf2awN

 

#31926

During trial she admitted she was not sure insertion happened. I hope her defense against his claim is that his penis is so tiny she could not feel insertion and he is forced to have it measured and photographed as supporting evidence for her defense and that it is leaked or presented in court. His embarrassment and our amusement would be off the charts. Of course, MAGA men would love him more for their shared micro penis, while MAGA wives would just look knowingly disappointed. 

#31927
12 hours ago, 'stache said:

Is it like how masturbation isn't gay? I mean you're stroking a dudes dick to completion, it just happens to be your own dick. 

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#31928
SICK, SICK, SICK: “Aides said [Donald Trump] talked about Ivanka Trump's breasts, her backside, and what it might be like to have sex with her, remarks that once led (former Chief of Staff) John Kelly to remind the president that Ivanka was his daughter," former Trump official…

 

#31929
23 minutes ago, speed817 said:
SICK, SICK, SICK: “Aides said [Donald Trump] talked about Ivanka Trump's breasts, her backside, and what it might be like to have sex with her, remarks that once led (former Chief of Staff) John Kelly to remind the president that Ivanka was his daughter," former Trump official…

 


"He wants to fuck Ivanka, just like us!"

#31931
1 hour ago, speed817 said:
SICK, SICK, SICK: “Aides said [Donald Trump] talked about Ivanka Trump's breasts, her backside, and what it might be like to have sex with her, remarks that once led (former Chief of Staff) John Kelly to remind the president that Ivanka was his daughter," former Trump official…

 

 

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#31932
39 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


first date with @safe sex

Cashapp/venmo/PayPal only.  I can be straight for pay. 

ETA: only available for domination and pegging tho. You do not get to touch me in any way

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#31933
1 hour ago, speed817 said:
SICK, SICK, SICK: “Aides said [Donald Trump] talked about Ivanka Trump's breasts, her backside, and what it might be like to have sex with her, remarks that once led (former Chief of Staff) John Kelly to remind the president that Ivanka was his daughter," former Trump official…

 

I'll never forget when we told my in laws about how he wants to fuck Ivanka and they were just aghast in disbelief.  Sorry, truth hurts.

#31934
13 hours ago, Gil Bang said:
NEW: Trump has counterclaimed against @ejeancarroll for…Defamation.https://t.co/eGb6gf2awN

 

Among the most interesting things there is that it is filed by Alina Habba, alone.  No Tacopina anywhere to be found.

I don't think she was of record in the first go-round, at all.

Otherwise, I'm not sure how this shakes out.  Her statements might be litigation privileged.

#31936
1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Need to see the goods before purchasing

Please read my addendum :)

#31937

Trick-ass McCarthy/McCarthy-ass trick:

“McCarthy called the former president yesterday to apologize... He told the former president he misspoke and blamed the reporters for taking the comments out of context. Later, his campaign sent out a fundraising email saying Trump was stronger than ever”

 

#31938

Jesus fucking Christ. He's facing 71 felony counts in two different cases with more to come, and was found liable of sexual abuse in his rape case. I think it's ok to wonder aloud if he is the best person to be representing your party. 

#31939
28 minutes ago, safe sex said:

Cashapp/venmo/PayPal only.  I can be straight for pay. 

ETA: only available for domination and pegging tho. You do not get to touch me in any way

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#31940
10 minutes ago, safe sex said:

Please read my addendum :)

How to say this with delicacy and aplomb…

 

Lea DeLaria seems like a fine actress and fun to be around, but she’s not my first choice of lesbians to fuck my ass with a rubber dick for pay. 

#31941
13 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Trick-ass McCarthy/McCarthy-ass trick:

“McCarthy called the former president yesterday to apologize... He told the former president he misspoke and blamed the reporters for taking the comments out of context. Later, his campaign sent out a fundraising email saying Trump was stronger than ever”

 

McCarthy is such a spineless pussy

#31942
8 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Jesus fucking Christ. He's facing 71 felony counts in two different cases with more to come, and was found liable of sexual abuse in his rape case. I think it's ok to wonder aloud if he is the best person to be representing your party. 

I think the answer is a resounding "yes".

#31943
1 hour ago, safe sex said:

Cashapp/venmo/PayPal only.  I can be straight for pay. 

ETA: only available for domination and pegging tho. You do not get to touch me in any way

Surly wife material right here!

#31944
1 hour ago, safe sex said:

Please read my addendum :)

Is the adden-dadum next to my prostate or above it?  

#31945
1 hour ago, safe sex said:

Cashapp/venmo/PayPal only.  I can be straight for pay. 

ETA: only available for domination and pegging tho. You do not get to touch me in any way

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#31946
1 hour ago, safe sex said:

Cashapp/venmo/PayPal only.  I can be straight for pay. 

ETA: only available for domination and pegging tho. You do not get to touch me in any way

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#31947
1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

I'll never forget when we told my in laws about how he wants to fuck Ivanka and they were just aghast in disbelief.  Sorry, truth hurts.

This is one of those things - like when he mocked a disabled reporter - where I can't believe it wasn't immediately disqualifying in the eyes of voters.  Because the fact that he wants to fuck his own daughter is not a rumor - he actually said it on The View (technically said "dating", but grown-ass men don't date platonically).  Even the most charitable interpretation is that he was joking about wanting to fuck his own daughter.  Imagine if Clinton/Obama/Biden said the same thing... it's just beyond comprehension. 

#31948

Well yeah, but then there was the time that he said he sexually assaulted women, and a later time when it was actually proven in court that he sexually assaulted at least one woman, and that didn't really move the needle either.  Boys will be boys, after all.

#31949

We had a presidential candidate brag on tape that he likes to walk up to strange women and grab them by the pussy. A month later he was elected president. 

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#31950
Trump supporter defends his lewd comments about Ivanka.

 

The mental gymnastics to defend this chump are disgusting..

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