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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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#33551
14 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:


Trump is a student of himself. He is the only person in the world who masturbates to himself

I'd be shocked if Ted Cruz didnt spend at least 30 minutes a day in a similar pursuit. Right after his podcast. 

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#33552

Trump is a student of himself. He is the only person in the world who masturbates to himself

Maybe that’s what has been missing in my life. I think I’ll try it.
#33553
1 hour ago, Fastbreak said:


Trump is a student of himself. He is the only person in the world who masturbates to himself

This seems hard to verify.  

#33555
2 hours ago, Fastbreak said:


Trump is a student of himself. He is the only person in the world who masturbates to himself

Um...

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#33557
2 hours ago, BearSchlong said:


Maybe that’s what has been missing in my life. I think I’ll try it.

I mean, I gave it a try.  I just can't keep it up when I'm thinking about someone that ugly.

#33560
Wow. Trump says if he’s elected he’ll implement “strong ideological screening” of all immigrants to the U.S.One of his criteria: “if you don’t like our religion…then we don’t want you in our country.”

 

#33561
2 minutes ago, Pancho said:
Wow. Trump says if he’s elected he’ll implement “strong ideological screening” of all immigrants to the U.S.One of his criteria: “if you don’t like our religion…then we don’t want you in our country.”

 

I can't wait to see the nihilistic portion of the screening.  

#33565
username checks out

Username was established when I was a drunken troll high on Briles’ touchdown supply.

Honestly I’m thinking about changing it.
#33566
48 minutes ago, Pancho said:
Wow. Trump says if he’s elected he’ll implement “strong ideological screening” of all immigrants to the U.S.One of his criteria: “if you don’t like our religion…then we don’t want you in our country.”

 

Will there be a pop quiz about the 2 corinthians?

#33567

Username was established when I was a drunken troll high on Briles’ touchdown supply.

Honestly I’m thinking about changing it.

The commitment is worth it.
#33569
1 hour ago, Pancho said:
Wow. Trump says if he’s elected he’ll implement “strong ideological screening” of all immigrants to the U.S.One of his criteria: “if you don’t like our religion…then we don’t want you in our country.”

 


what church does trump attend ?

#33571
14 minutes ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

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he wants to bang aoc like every other red blooded American male ?

#33573
Trump tells his supporters they don't need to vote on election day:“Don't worry about voting. We got plenty of votes.” https://t.co/GCuxahFnXs

Take his advice MAGA!

#33574
Trump: Look what happened this weekend with two good people, they hound them and scare them. But we don't get scared. We don't get scared. I don't mind being Nelson Mandela.

 

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#33577
2 hours ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

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The magats truly believe this. They lack any sense that anyone exists other than themselves. 

#33580
3 hours ago, BearSchlong said:


Username was established when I was a drunken troll high on Briles’ touchdown supply.

Honestly I’m thinking about changing it.

RayplorMicropeen doesn't have the same ring to it tho

#33581
2 hours ago, The Dog said:
Trump tells his supporters they don't need to vote on election day:“Don't worry about voting. We got plenty of votes.” https://t.co/GCuxahFnXs

Take his advice MAGA!

How do you think Georgia has two Democrat Senators?

#33582
1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

The fuck is this

Pregnancy porn is a big thing, so I'd imagine that deepfake pregnancy imagery is a big thing as well.

#33585
motherfucker, just die already [emoji849]

Seriously. He literally never misses an opportunity to be a giant piece of shit.
#33586
5 hours ago, Pancho said:
Wow. Trump says if he’s elected he’ll implement “strong ideological screening” of all immigrants to the U.S.One of his criteria: “if you don’t like our religion…then we don’t want you in our country.”

 

That "our religion" thing is really breathtaking.

Given that the moron party relies on an unholy alliance of fundagelical protestants, catlicks, and a few jews, they really ought to be considering what happens when the theocracy dog catches the car.  I doubt the ratfuck baptis and the papists are going to exactly welcome each other with open arms.  And, intellectually and in terms of political sophistication, it really is the Dominionist Catholics that are running this shit and will take the positions of power.

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#33587
1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

That "our religion" thing is really breathtaking.

Given that the moron party relies on an unholy alliance of fundagelical protestants, catlicks, and a few jews, they really ought to be considering what happens when the theocracy dog catches the car.

They don't seem to really think things through though.

#33588
1 minute ago, bolverk said:

They don't seem to really think things through though.

Leopards eating faces, part infinity.

#33590

The man must be stopped. Putin sure is getting his money’s worth …..

New: Trump and his team are now actively planning to pull the United States out of NATO if they win in 2024.https://t.co/cp8VihE8lL

 

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#33591
9 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

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Try not to get indicted on the way to the parking lot 

#33592
7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

The man must be stopped. Putin sure is getting his money’s worth ….

 

GQP is just completely compromised by the Russians at this point.  The NRA being openly infiltrated by Russians was just the canary in the coal mine.

All those Republicans who spent decades through the Cold War pushing America to stand up to the Soviets, and then 30 years after the Soviet Union collapsed, it's Republicans led by a draft-dodging Democrat-turned-Republican from New York City who will happily hand the keys over to a literal ex-KGB-turned-Russian dictator.

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#33593

1.  Establish NATO to maintain a defensive coalition against Russian incursions into Western Europe/North America.

2.  Russia's Soviet Empire collapses, partially due to NATO and internal pressures. 

3.  Decide to leave NATO in tact anyway, even inviting former Soviet satellite countries to enter.

4.  Russia re-emerges and starts several new land wars in Southeast Europe, very close to NATO allies.

5.  For some bizarre fucking reason, now choose to leave NATO.

6.  ???

7.  Profit.

I have that about right fellow liberty-minded patriots?  

#33594
36 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

3.  Decide to leave NATO in tact anyway, even inviting former Soviet satellite countries to enter.

3.5. America is attacked on September 11, 2001, Article 5 is invoked, and NATO allies join us in Afghanistan.

Fixed.

#33595

The one and only time it was invoked actually.  Good catch.  But I left that out on purpose because Trump will as well, and tens upon tens of millions of Americans will believe that it never happened.  Of all the magic tricks he can pull if he's elected in 2024, dissolving NATO based on a false narrative about what it actually is/did will be one of his greatest.  I often wonder why he doesn't talk more about drawing us down and eventually leaving the Middle East and not starting any more wars on his watch.  Then I grew older, but not wiser.  Why start a foreign war when you can start one at home?  Why spend hundreds of billions to assist our allies when you can invite our enemies onto our shores for free?  

#33598

Like others, I wrote many letters to the Corinthians.  Fantastic letters.  But the Corinthians said I had the best words, perfect letters.  

"What were some of the letters about?"

Uh well, you know.  About many things.  Great things.  God, and Israel---who I helped tremendously.  And other things important to the Corinthians like the bible, and that we share a love of fine leather seats.  Lotta great things in those letters.

 

#33599

If Trump wins next year he will ensure that any of the few 2017-21 guardrails will be gone. Cabinet officials won't be vetted or approved by the Senate. They will all be Acting cabinet officials. I fear how the DOJ would act with one of his crazy attorneys as AG. 

#33600
12 hours ago, coachherman'sgrill said:

To quote DJ Khaled, and another one

 

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Ladies and gentlemen, a quote of decorum from a former President of the United States.

Mark well what the man says and how he says it, for he sets brave and articulate new precedents for civil political discourse regarding the important issues of the day!

Expect future presidential debates to resemble formal dinners of Real Housewives! 

May God bless the United States of America! 

Huzzah! Huzzah! Huzzah!

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