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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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  • Beau Vine
    Beau Vine

    To be fair, President Trump’s four years in office weren’t so bad, except when when he incited an insurrection against the government, mismanaged a pandemic that killed nearly half a million Americans

  • Bama Chick
    Bama Chick

    Y’all about to get a great visual representation of Cullman, Alabama. Only good things to come out of Cullman are the Britt brothers (Roll Tide!) and orange rolls from All Steak restaurant. That pla

  • ChiTownDoc
    ChiTownDoc

    You seem really pissed off for a nontrumper.  Just laugh at the trumpers, bro.  They’re really gullible dumbfucks who worship this orange blob…you know, people completely unlike yourself.  

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#34452
On 12/12/2023 at 6:34 PM, Francisco 2.0 said:

I'm still surprised people buy this shit.  I shouldn't be, because of cult, but I am:

 

 

From Trump’s Digital Card collection up for sale for the bargain price of $99.

 

 

I would legit pay money to watch Donald Trump try to mount and ride a horse without any help. Same for watching him try to load and shoot a firearm. 

It would be pure comedy.

#34453
1 hour ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

I would legit pay money to watch Donald Trump try to mount and ride a horse without any help.

Would you pay more to watch a horse try to mount and ride Donald Trump?

#34455
19 minutes ago, gernblansten said:

Would you pay more to watch a horse try to mount and ride Donald Trump?

Neigh, but I’d give almost all I have to watch a horse shoot DT. I just need enough left to buy that horse a drink.

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#34457
22 minutes ago, gernblansten said:

Would you pay more to watch a horse try to mount and ride Donald Trump?

I would pay to see a horse kick Donald in the head but that might knock sense into him.

#34459
1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

can we try it anyway?

Shit, either having sense knocked into him or put in the grave is an improvement over the current situation.

#34460
19 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
Donald Trump is the Fattest American President in Over 100 Years https://t.co/mSRVZV9uAi


 

 

Former President Cartman is not fat, he’s big boned… and fat.

#34464
15 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Continuing to find a way to go even lower. He's scarier and scarier every day. 

Trump reiterates anti-immigrant rhetoric at New Hampshire rally

https://www.cnn.com/2023/12/16/politics/new-hampshire-republican-primary-trump-haley

So he holds a rally in New Hampshire, a state that has been reliably Democrat over the last 5 Presidential elections, and he does it in one of the most liberal counties in the state, a state whose Republican primaries everybody knows he will win.

Instead of Pennsylvania, Wisconsin, Michigan, Georgia, Arizona, you know, states that Trump won in 2016 and lost in 2020.

Almost like he’s looking for suckers to pay his legal bills rather than doing some serious campaigning.  The anti-immigration remarks/rants will play well to those MAGA types that will throw him money, but it’s still not too bright, and it comes across that he’s worried he might lose a primary or two,

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#34465

The dumbest president ever ….

Trump on wind turbines: They send big fumes in.. They kill all our birds. If you want to see a bird cemetery, go under a windmill. You'll see birds like you never saw, If you love birds, you'll start to weep. They are killing our whales.

 

 


 

Not sure how any trump supporter with half a brain can stand behind this rhetoric. straight from hitler’s mouth To trump’s speech 

 

 

At his rally in NH today, Trump praised dictators Kim and Xi again for their ability to “ruthlessly control” their countries, and has now made Hitler’s “poisoning the blood of our country” rhetoric a standard feature of his rally speeches. Story …https://t.co/gpC0OB4IiE

 

 

 

#34466

False prophet

Pastor gives opening prayer at Trump rally. He says we are living in “George Orwell’s tyrannical dystopia” and Biden “rules us with imperial disdain.” But God’s chosen one Donald Trump is going to save us from this evil.

 

 

#34467
10 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

False prophet

Pastor gives opening prayer at Trump rally. He says we are living in “George Orwell’s tyrannical dystopia” and Biden “rules us with imperial disdain.” But God’s chosen one Donald Trump is going to save us from this evil.

 

 

Fuckin idiots don't even know that we're in A Brave New World, not 1984 GAWD

#34468

The dumbest fucking people following the griftiest fucking people
 

Figure the odds 

 

#34469

Wtf is this idiot talking about …

Trump: They’re poisoning the blood of country.. They poison mental institutions and prisons all over the world not just in South America… but all over the world they’re coming into our country from Africa, from Asia


 

#34471

Ding dang don’t be poisoning the country blood!

Dumbest fucking people 

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#34472

 

BREAKING: Florida man, 4 of whose 5 children were born of immigrant mothers, says immigrants are “poisoning the blood of our country.”

 

 

 

#34473
36 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

Wtf is this idiot talking about …

Trump: They’re poisoning the blood of country.. They poison mental institutions and prisons all over the world not just in South America… but all over the world they’re coming into our country from Africa, from Asia


 

Doesn’t matter, it just scares them. 

#34474
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

False prophet

Pastor gives opening prayer at Trump rally. He says we are living in “George Orwell’s tyrannical dystopia” and Biden “rules us with imperial disdain.” But God’s chosen one Donald Trump is going to save us from this evil.

God be like...

 

 

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#34475

Chinga tu perra madre hijo de puta!

Malparido! Toda tu familia son un montón de imbeciles, perros muertos de hambre!

Atentamente, millones de inmigrantes.

#34476
1 hour ago, texas08 said:

Chinga tu perra madre hijo de puta!

Malparido! Toda tu familia son un montón de imbeciles, perros muertos de hambre!

Atentamente, millones de inmigrantes.

 

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#34478
3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

BREAKING: Florida man, 4 of whose 5 children were born of immigrant mothers, says immigrants are “poisoning the blood of our country.”

 

 

 

Eric's mom may not even be human

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#34479

Kid Rock and Mario Lopez are in Trump's UFC posse tonight.

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DONALD TRUMP HAS ARRIVED! 😳#UFC296 | Buy now on TNT Sports Box Office ▶️ https://t.co/uXQAMHNTBd

 

#34480
4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

Wtf is this idiot talking about …

Trump: They’re poisoning the blood of country.. They poison mental institutions and prisons all over the world not just in South America… but all over the world they’re coming into our country from Africa, from Asia


 

 

55 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

DONALD TRUMP HAS ARRIVED! 😳#UFC296 | Buy now on TNT Sports Box Office ▶️ https://t.co/uXQAMHNTBd

 

The same mouthbreathers that were cheering his anti immigration rambling at that rally were also cheering at UFC 296 which featured a fight card of 40% foreigners.  COVID didn't come close to culling the herd sufficiently.  

#34481


 
Not sure how any trump supporter with half a brain
 
 


Aha! I think I’ve spotted the error in your calculations.
#34482
On 12/14/2023 at 9:13 AM, tx 3 putt said:
2019: Trump says markets will crash under Biden2023: Markets hit all time high under Biden

 

This would have been so devastating back when policy was important to election decisions.

#34483
On 12/14/2023 at 9:42 AM, texasdago said:

Look dickheads like Ryan and Joe Walsh and even the likes of Liz Cheney helped us get to where we are today with their voting records BUT we need more of them to speak up.  Every time a Ryan or Bill Barr or Mitt Romney or John Kelly warns us of the danger of Trump, there's a chance a former Trump supporter will listen.  

Get mad at them all you want but voters need to hear more of this, especially those who tend to vote R.  The military needs to hear this.  

Liz Cheney and Mitt Romney spoke when they had power and position to risk. They were relevant, and they paid for it.

Paul Ryan and Bill Barr stood by in either fear, support, or both. Nobody gives a shit about anything Ryan says today. Maybe Barr has a little more influence, but can the damage of either person's earlier support or reticence be even remotely mitigated by statements today? I doubt it.

It's a nice pick-me-up for the pro-republic party, sure. It's nothing to the religiously adherent zombies bringing the fall of the republic. Pieces of shit like Ryan and Barr don't give a shit about this republic. They simply see its overthrow is in doubt, and they don't want to pay for their villainy. 

Recall the Russia conversation Ryan had with McCarthy and others back in 2017. NYT

Prior to being presented with the tape, Ryan denied it had happened, denied the content, then, when presented with the recording said it was all just kidding.

That's the legacy of these poisonous pieces of walking shit. Were I given Trump's desired dictatorial powers for a day, it would go hard for persons such as these.

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#34484
16 hours ago, NAVY said:

The dumbest fucking people following the griftiest fucking people
 

Figure the odds 

 

Fortunately, according to the good pastor, there are only "scores" of them across the country.

I couldn't finish the video of the prayer. It's no longer funny to me. These are the words the MAGA traitors adhere to. They do not give a shit about the words of Joe Walsh or Paul Ryan or Bill Barr. This rhetoric is to them as Aggie tears are to those of us on the recruiting board.

In a healthy country, that pastor gets booed off the stage. I cannot laugh at the bubo.*

 

*Admittedly, the word itself sounds funny.

#34485
6 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

They do not give a shit about the words of Joe Walsh or Paul Ryan or Bill Barr.

Or Jesus.

#34486

$50 most of that congregation thinks never read Orwell and thinks the pastor said “Oral Willingly” while looking at the children gathered.  

#34487
46 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

$50 most of that congregation thinks never read Orwell and thinks the pastor said “Oral Willingly” while looking at the children gathered.  

I recently dated someone, a college graduate, who had never heard of George Orwell. 

(shut up, she was really hot) 

#34489

Media doing the same shit they’ve always done . Does Trump really want to be a dictator? (Even though all his words and actions point to yes)

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#34490
On 12/16/2023 at 5:12 PM, tx 3 putt said:

The dumbest president ever ….

Trump on wind turbines: They send big fumes in.. They kill all our birds. If you want to see a bird cemetery, go under a windmill. You'll see birds like you never saw, If you love birds, you'll start to weep. They are killing our whales.

 

 


 

Not sure how any trump supporter with half a brain can stand behind this rhetoric. straight from hitler’s mouth To trump’s speech 

 

 

At his rally in NH today, Trump praised dictators Kim and Xi again for their ability to “ruthlessly control” their countries, and has now made Hitler’s “poisoning the blood of our country” rhetoric a standard feature of his rally speeches. Story …https://t.co/gpC0OB4IiE

 

 

 

Jfc.

#34491

You know it's hard to work "Plains, and Fields, and Whales" into the same sentence considering how few Whales now live in the Great Plains of the United States...but that sumbitch stuck that landing.  

And the Peat!  Ah, the Peat.  

"Really, sounds like Scotland." 

The Whales were right on the border...  /murphy or o'brien

#34492

The latest from the populist:

https://news.yahoo.com/trump-bemoans-record-stock-market-014448274.html?fr=sycsrp_catchall

(Reuters) - Donald Trump, who predicted three years ago that if Democratic President Joe Biden won the White House in 2020 markets would crash, said on Sunday that stock markets hitting record highs were just making "rich people richer."

Trump, the frontrunner for the 2024 Republican nomination, often took credit for a rising stock market when he was president between 2017 and 2021. He was mocked by Biden last week for wrongly predicting a crash when they campaigned against each other in 2020.

#34493
Trump calls for mass detention camps and rounding up millions of Latinos

 

#34494

Greg Abbott would like to furiously masturbate to the thought of rounding up a shitload of people and deporting them.

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But then he remembers something.

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#34495
10 hours ago, Satchel said:

(Reuters) - Donald Trump, who predicted three years ago that if Democratic President Joe Biden won the White House in 2020 markets would crash, said on Sunday that stock markets hitting record highs were just making "rich people richer."

...like your tax cuts during your first term that you were recently promising more of to your "rich as hell" audience at a private fundraiser.

 

#34496

I would like to see just one person with a camera and a microphone say "Hey you know you're married to an immigrant right? Also your mother was an immigrant."

#34498
3 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

They’re only “real” immigrants if they’re from shithole countries. 

"You're the child of an immigrant, and you married one. Why are you poisoning the blood of this country?"

Make him say "No I'm just talking about the brown ones." 

#34499

The "poisoning the blood of this country" needs to be on every TikTok and YouTube video for GenZers to see from now until the election. 

#34500
10 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Greg Abbott would like to furiously masturbate to the thought of rounding up a shitload of people and deporting them.

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But then he remembers something.

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