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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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#35951
34 minutes ago, dcbc said:

And now I have that Phil Collins song stuck in my head.

Take a look at you now.

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#35953
A Christian Pedophile is arrested, convicted, and imprisoned only to be pardoned by a MAGA Republican President.

 

#35954

Mother of God. It turns out that this whole time, those sneaky Democrat satanists were hiding their DC area pizza restaurant sex dungeon in a wholesome Christian camp for wayward teens down in Arkansas???

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#35956
17 minutes ago, BrickHorn said:

Mother of God. It turns out that this whole time, those sneaky Democrat satanists were hiding their DC area pizza restaurant sex dungeon in a wholesome Christian camp for wayward teens down in Arkansas???

You can’t get raped by a trans person if pastor’s already on top of you. Any of you Woke anti-Christians ever think of that?

#35957

Well you can get a good look at a pastor’s bone by him sticking his hand up your ass but wouldn’t you rather take the trans person’s word for it?

#35958
Trump on his social media platform: For so many years people have been saying that Elvis and I look alike. Now this pic has been going all over the place. What do you think?

Many years, the best years.

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#35963
On 2/2/2024 at 7:33 AM, YGIFS said:

We just shitcanned another driver this morning for attempting to join the border trucking convoy.  He, of course, screamed we were violating his 1st amendment rights.  His terminal manager had to remind him he was effectively operating a company leased tractor-trailer without permission and is lucky he wasn't being arrested for larceny.  Fucking amateur hour. 

 

Funny part though is we sent fuel cards to some Swift Transportation drivers who are joining the convoy just so we can get some photos and chuckles of that name at the convoy to piss off Maga dipshits.  This is so much fucking fun.  

The SWIFT guys will probably crash their trucks before they make it there.

 

Stevie Wonder Institute For Trucking

#35964
5 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

The SWIFT guys will probably crash their trucks before they make it there.

 

Stevie Wonder Institute For Trucking

And who do you call after that happens?  You guessed it!  Thomas J Henry!

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#35966
2 minutes ago, Fastbreak said:

The best we can hope for is a giant asteroid. Hopefully the day after Texas wins the natty next year.

Cosmic forces are going to send an asteroid just because you used the term “natty.” 

#35968
2 hours ago, NAVY said:

Wut? lol. Trump look like if Elvis’ deuce took a deuce 

i bet end of life dope fiend Elvis had monumental constipation…

#35969

That's what opiates and ludes do to you, man.  The best running gag in "Pulp Fiction" is Vincent Vega's three shits are all brought on my heroin-induced constipation and all three lead to something bad happening to him or those around him.  It was the most clever thing Quentin ever did and that's saying something for such a brilliant filmmaker.  

#35971

Multiple exit polls show that fewer Republicans will support him if he’s convicted and his team has convinced him a conviction will HELP his polling???

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#35972

Convicted?  No, not convicted.  But would we be sent someplace special? 

Get your fucking around this folks.  he will never see a day in a jail cell.  Not a fucking single day.  The long game is to get him so ragged he dies of "natural causes."  It's the only way most of his base will accept his death.  There'll still be some who live in denial of think he's alive running a shadow government in exile or was killed by the Deep State.  But the best outcome is he dies from all of this and we move on to the next problem.  It's pretty genius actually.  And I cannot fucking wait for our October Surprise!  

Imagine it.  An America without Donald Trump.  And every single time one of his MAGAts rises up in protest, they die too.  Link your arms and your ministries.  25mm Trump loyalists gone in a whimper.  If ever there were that many.  

#35973
2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

The best running gag in "Pulp Fiction" is Vincent Vega's three shits are all brought on my heroin-induced constipation and all three lead to something bad happening to him or those around him.  It was the most clever thing Quentin ever did and that's saying something for such a brilliant filmmaker.  

this is bothering me...once in the diner, his final one in Butch's apartment...the third?? he just had to 'take a piss' at Mia's... 🤔

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#35975

That right leg is dragging ….

Mrs. Doubtfire on the course today.

 

 

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#35977
7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

That right leg is dragging ….

Mrs. Doubtfire on the course today.

 

 

That's the gait of someone that's about to start falling a lot. He almost tripped himself twice in that clip when his trailing right leg ended up twisted behind his forward left leg. 

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#35979
7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

That right leg is dragging ….

Mrs. Doubtfire on the course today.

 

 

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#35980
7 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

That right leg is dragging ….

Mrs. Doubtfire on the course today.

 

 

Keyser Soze? 

#35984
23 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

That's the gait of someone that's about to start falling a lot. He almost tripped himself twice in that clip when his trailing right leg ended up twisted behind his forward left leg. 


He almost ate it and that leg was way behind the rest of his body

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#35985
17 minutes ago, DaysOff said:

I'm not proud of it, but would Ann Coulter.

Eh. Wishing Trump would die isn’t a bold move, and doesn’t make up for her Federalist Society shitty conservative hot takes over the years. Would not even hate bang.

#35987

Wait how the fuck did Ann Coulter of all people turn on Trump? She's been a Trumpist since before Trump himself was even a political entity.

#35988
4 minutes ago, tokamak said:

Wait how the fuck did Ann Coulter of all people turn on Trump? She's been a Trumpist since before Trump himself was even a political entity.

She’s been vocally anti-Trump for years now. 

#35989
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He needs to hold on to the election. We can’t risk there being time for a decent candidate to get the GQP nomination. The GQP needs to lose big in November. I think the only way that happens is if Trumps infects the entire down ballot.
#35990
10 minutes ago, tokamak said:

Wait how the fuck did Ann Coulter of all people turn on Trump? She's been a Trumpist since before Trump himself was even a political entity.

Because promises made, promises broken. 

#35992
And who do you call after that happens?  You guessed it!  Thomas J Henry!
He only smolders, I need an attorney that gets Angry Like A Junkyard Dog. El Martillo Tejano!!!!
#35993
25 minutes ago, tokamak said:

Wait how the fuck did Ann Coulter of all people turn on Trump? She's been a Trumpist since before Trump himself was even a political entity.

Her criticisms are not of his conservatism. They're founded on her belief that he's a phony, a buffoon, and will hurt the far-right cause over the long term. In that, I think she's likely correct.

#35994
22 minutes ago, CooterBrown said:


He needs to hold on to the election. We can’t risk there being time for a decent candidate to get the GQP nomination. The GQP needs to lose big in November. I think the only way that happens is if Trumps infects the entire down ballot.

I'm pretty sure the using the decent in the mix with the Republican Party is at best a misguided idea.  But I get what you mean.  Part of the reason Haley is hanging around in my opinion is that she is waiting in the wings for him to die or whatever else.  She certainly doesn't scare me, but to your point, no one has galvanized Democratic support quite like Donald Trump.  Having him in the mix until the date only helps us achieve what I hope is an epic skull fucking.  

#35996
Eh. Wishing Trump would die isn’t a bold move, and doesn’t make up for her Federalist Society shitty conservative hot takes over the years. Would not even hate bang.

I said I wasn't proud.
#35997

Who are all these pussies around Trump that are always crying ??

 

ohh yeah, he makes shit up 

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#35998

How does banning people from legal  immigration help with illegal immigration?

 

and, it’s a shame this wasn’t with an interviewer that would respond to the last statement with “besides January 5”

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