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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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  • Beau Vine
    Beau Vine

    To be fair, President Trump’s four years in office weren’t so bad, except when when he incited an insurrection against the government, mismanaged a pandemic that killed nearly half a million Americans

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  • ChiTownDoc
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    You seem really pissed off for a nontrumper.  Just laugh at the trumpers, bro.  They’re really gullible dumbfucks who worship this orange blob…you know, people completely unlike yourself.  

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#38452
CNN’s Jim Sciutto: “When General John Kelly told me the story of Trump’s praise for Hitler…he told me, he would sit across from the president at the time, praising Hitler, praising Hitler’s generals for being loyal to him, and he would be flabbergasted that he had to remind…

 

#38453
10 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

https://www.bfbcpa.us/about-us/

Ben is a CPA with over 15 years experience in public accounting. Ben has two degrees from Texas A & M University. One is in Information Technology (IT) and the other is in Accounting.

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#38454
6 hours ago, C-Man said:

aggy

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Ben is a CPA with over 15 years experience in public accounting. Ben has two degrees from Texas A & M University. One is in Information Technology (IT) and the other is in Accounting.

 

So the Information Technology course is to teach an accountant how to be a better liar?

#38455
6 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
CNN’s Jim Sciutto: “When General John Kelly told me the story of Trump’s praise for Hitler…he told me, he would sit across from the president at the time, praising Hitler, praising Hitler’s generals for being loyal to him, and he would be flabbergasted that he had to remind…

 

Should have told him the generals thought he was an idiot and tried to assassinate him multiple times. 

#38456
Should have told him the generals thought he was an idiot and tried to assassinate him multiple times. 

The despots and would be dictators are always blind to this part, and how the story ends.
#38457
14 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Any chance she had a different restaurant back then that maybe Covid wrecked?  

My assumption is no and that’s why there’s some truth to her comment. Under Trump she didn’t have a restaurant and was neither making nor losing money. Now she runs a destined to fail vegan restaurant in Wisconsin. She’s certainly losing money and doing worse than doing nothing at all. The inference that it’s Biden’s fault and not her colossally stupid business model is, of course, disingenuous. 

#38458
15 hours ago, Pancho said:

Let’s use Black people as props again by paying them to lie and see where that gets us!

Vegan restaurant owner Shana Gray joined former President Donald Trump on stage and claimed her restaurant did better when Trump was in office. One problem with that. Her restaurant didn't open until 2023. BUSTED!https://t.co/x0cfNsA5lC

 

Not a single unsatisfied customer!

#38459

The Trump Org is so small that Trump, Don Jr. or Eric had to sign off on any payment greater than $10K? And he was still signing the checks during his Presidency? Talk about not trusting Eric or Don Jr.

Not that I actually blame Trump for the last part.

#38460

I'm worried about Tim Scott. Somebody needs to tell him that they tried to hang Trump's last VP, and that was the whitest dude in the history of white dudes.

#38461
19 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

The Trump Org is so small that Trump, Don Jr. or Eric had to sign off on any payment greater than $10K? And he was still signing the checks during his Presidency? Talk about not trusting Eric or Don Jr.

Not that I actually blame Trump for the last part.

At my last job, I had signing authority up to $250,000.   There were probably 30 or so people with at least that level.  It went up from there; 500k then 1mm+ .  There were at least 5-7 who could sign for 1mm.  

As always, the Trump Org is a clown show.

#38462
Trump insists he’s not cognitively impaired in leaked footage at closed-door event because he took a test that included pictures of “a lion, a giraffe, a bear, and a horse” and could identify which one was a lion: “That’s not easy”

 

 

cowardly lion ?

#38463

My 3 year old nephew can do that. And he doesn’t shit his pants anymore 

#38464
11 minutes ago, Js1 said:

My 3 year old nephew can do that. And he doesn’t shit his pants anymore 


the avg idiot can do it, but doesn’t insist on bragging about it

#38466
3 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Didn’t Trump have to seperate himself from Trump org during his administration?  How was he still the signatory for checks?

Well he was supposed to, and said he would, but didn't. And wasn't impeached for it because reasons. 

#38468
34 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Didn’t Trump have to seperate himself from Trump org during his administration?  How was he still the signatory for checks?

I'd say fucking this, but looking back we should have known he was lying about disconnecting himself from the daily operations.

#38469
36 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Well he was supposed to, and said he would, but didn't. And wasn't impeached for it because reasons. 


who do you think is going to run social security when Trump privatizes it ?

#38470
1 hour ago, Restless Native said:

I'm worried about Tim Scott. Somebody needs to tell him that they tried to hang Trump's last VP, and that was the whitest dude in the history of white dudes.

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Herman Cain says remember me?  I was a billionaire Trump supporter and died from Covid after attending an indoor Trump rally in Tulsa.  Although forgotten, even less people care about Tim Scott, and Trump has already been publicly disparaging of him.  Sad.  

#38471
41 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Didn’t Trump have to seperate himself from Trump org during his administration?  How was he still the signatory for checks?

 

6 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

I'd say fucking this, but looking back we should have known he was lying about disconnecting himself from the daily operations.

Yes, and from the AP clerk's testimony today, she made it sound like there were frequent Fedex packages going down to the White House with checks for Trump to sign. And even forgetting that he said that he wouldn't run his business, this tells me that he must have spent a sizable amount of time running the Trump Org from the WH. You can't tell me that he spent 30 seconds signing checks. I bet he was on the phone back with Eric/Don Jr. asking questions.

There was always an mystery as to exactly what Trump was doing when his daily schedule has several hours per day of "executive time." The MFer was running the Trump Org.

#38472
23 hours ago, Pancho said:

Let’s use Black people as props again by paying them to lie and see where that gets us!

Vegan restaurant owner Shana Gray joined former President Donald Trump on stage and claimed her restaurant did better when Trump was in office. One problem with that. Her restaurant didn't open until 2023. BUSTED!https://t.co/x0cfNsA5lC

 

This biscuit’s restaurant didn’t open until 2023. She’s working her grift.

#38473
48 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Well he was supposed to, and said he would, but didn't. And wasn't impeached for it because reasons. 

Look!!! He resigned from all of his businesses!!

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#38474
10 minutes ago, Satchel said:

This biscuit’s restaurant didn’t open until 2023. She’s working her grift.

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#38475
17 minutes ago, Satchel said:

This biscuit’s restaurant didn’t open until 2023. She’s working her grift.

Looks like it’s time for some Yelp reviews and a call to the local health dept to file a complaint. 

#38477
1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:
Trump insists he’s not cognitively impaired in leaked footage at closed-door event because he took a test that included pictures of “a lion, a giraffe, a bear, and a horse” and could identify which one was a lion: “That’s not easy”

 

 

cowardly lion ?

The crowd's laughing and he chuckles at the end. I seriously can't figure out wtf is going on there. 

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#38478

Barron, about your graduation:

 

 

The MN GOP just announced today that Donald Trump’s campaign believes that MN is in play and he will now be the keynote speaker at their Lincoln Day dinner on May 17. But that also happens to be the same night as Barron’s graduation.

 

 

#38479
5 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Barron, about your graduation:

 

 

The MN GOP just announced today that Donald Trump’s campaign believes that MN is in play and he will now be the keynote speaker at their Lincoln Day dinner on May 17. But that also happens to be the same night as Barron’s graduation.

 

 

Lurch is gonna be devastated 

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#38480
2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Barron, about your graduation:

 

 

The MN GOP just announced today that Donald Trump’s campaign believes that MN is in play and he will now be the keynote speaker at their Lincoln Day dinner on May 17. But that also happens to be the same night as Barron’s graduation.

 

 

Barron is just a pawn in his dad’s sick little game. 

#38481

If you drew a Venn diagram of vaigans and liberals the circles would be on top of each other; great job alienating what few customers you already have.

#38482
On 5/2/2024 at 10:36 AM, SydneyCarton said:

I honestly haven’t been to a McDonald’s in over a decade, so this is fair. Do they not have a dollar menu anymore?

 

but my point stands. 

I am a little sad that I not only know this but take advantage of it as often as I do, but with the app you can nearly always get free small or medium fries with another purchase.  I order ahead (3 minutes from my office) for the basic chicken sandwich and a small fry - about 630 calories, so not nothing but far from the worst - and get my lunch super quick for $2.76.  No drink, but I quit soft drinks anyway...

 

#38483
32 minutes ago, tx ind said:

If you drew a Venn diagram of vaigans and liberals the circles would be on top of each other; great job alienating what few customers you already have.

Are you trying to spell "vegans" or "vaginas?"

#38485
24 minutes ago, grazinhorn said:

I am a little sad that I not only know this but take advantage of it as often as I do, but with the app you can nearly always get free small or medium fries with another purchase.  I order ahead (3 minutes from my office) for the basic chicken sandwich and a small fry - about 630 calories, so not nothing but far from the worst - and get my lunch super quick for $2.76.  No drink, but I quit soft drinks anyway...

 

 

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#38486
34 minutes ago, grazinhorn said:

I am a little sad that I not only know this but take advantage of it as often as I do, but with the app you can nearly always get free small or medium fries with another purchase.  I order ahead (3 minutes from my office) for the basic chicken sandwich and a small fry - about 630 calories, so not nothing but far from the worst - and get my lunch super quick for $2.76.  No drink, but I quit soft drinks anyway...

 

Poor username to post correlation 

#38488
3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Barron, about your graduation:

 

 

The MN GOP just announced today that Donald Trump’s campaign believes that MN is in play and he will now be the keynote speaker at their Lincoln Day dinner on May 17. But that also happens to be the same night as Barron’s graduation.

 

 

Is that not some kind of perjury if he said in court - while happening to be under oath - that he wanted that day off so he could go to his son's graduation? Seems like a pretty clear bait and switch against the court

#38489
3 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Barron, about your graduation:

 

 

The MN GOP just announced today that Donald Trump’s campaign believes that MN is in play and he will now be the keynote speaker at their Lincoln Day dinner on May 17. But that also happens to be the same night as Barron’s graduation.

 

 

 

two things: 

 

1) Judge: Well Donnie, I guess we will be having court that day after all. 

 

2) they think they can win Minnesota because of all the Muslims protesting Israel/Biden. 

 

 

 

#38490
9 hours ago, Restless Native said:

I'm worried about Tim Scott. Somebody needs to tell him that they tried to hang Trump's last VP, and that was the whitest dude in the history of white dudes.

Lol. Trump isn’t running with a black dude. Scott is debasing himself for nothing. Poor sap. 

#38491
8 hours ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

I'd say fucking this, but looking back we should have known he was lying about disconnecting himself from the daily operations.

You didn’t know he was lying?

#38494
10 hours ago, safe sex said:

Are you trying to spell "vegans" or "vaginas?"

pretty sure that vaigans are not vegan.  You must have missed the clip of Trump trying to pronounce Vegan but said it the way Borat says Vagina.

 

#38495
Is that not some kind of perjury if he said in court - while happening to be under oath - that he wanted that day off so he could go to his son's graduation? Seems like a pretty clear bait and switch against the court

Was he under oath? Did he actually speak in court on the issue or did his attorneys advance that argument?

If so, prove beyond a reasonable doubt that when he made the statement, he knew that the reason he was giving was not true at the time he stated it.

So…no. Proceed to rant.
#38496
10 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:
Trump Not Like Us

 

Far and away the best thing MeidasTouch has ever done. 

#38497
1 hour ago, scottsins said:


Was he under oath? Did he actually speak in court on the issue or did his attorneys advance that argument?

If so, prove beyond a reasonable doubt that when he made the statement, he knew that the reason he was giving was not true at the time he stated it.

So…no. Proceed to rant.

Whether it's Trump or his lawyers potentially lying, but I don't think that would be perjury. Non lawyer opinion. But I could see it being contempt of court to lie to the judge about why you want a day away from court. And honesty, why in the world are we bending over backwards to allow Trump to see his son's graduation. This isn't rearranging a business meeting. It's a criminal court.

However one thing that I would add for Trump's defense here is that he can do something in addition to attending Baron's graduation, including a MN fundraiser. Now if he ends up not attending the graduation, the judge should hammer him with a large contempt fine. And not a fine that would hurt most of his, but hurt someone of his supposed wealth.

#38498
31 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Whether it's Trump or his lawyers potentially lying, but I don't think that would be perjury. Non lawyer opinion. But I could see it being contempt of court to lie to the judge about why you want a day away from court. And honesty, why in the world are we bending over backwards to allow Trump to see his son's graduation. This isn't rearranging a business meeting. It's a criminal court.

However one thing that I would add for Trump's defense here is that he can do something in addition to attending Baron's graduation, including a MN fundraiser. Now if he ends up not attending the graduation, the judge should hammer him with a large contempt fine. And not a fine that would hurt most of his, but hurt someone of his supposed wealth.

The prosecution isn't missing a trick here.  Before Friday, this will be brought up, and I expect that the judge will admonish Trump about why proceedings were cancelled for Friday and that if it is shown he  used his son's graduation as artifice to hit the campaign trail, he could be held in contempt and fines already have been determined to be a deterrent in prior contempt proceedings.

#38499
12 hours ago, Captainant said:

Is that not some kind of perjury if he said in court - while happening to be under oath - that he wanted that day off so he could go to his son's graduation? Seems like a pretty clear bait and switch against the court

Probably not because for now it is a statement of intention  false as it may have been. There's almost no way to prove that a statement of intention was false when made,especially beyond a reasonable doubt. 

As we get closer to the date, with other intentions becoming clear, he can be pinned down to a greater degree. And rather than a perjury prosecution, it's probably fodder for some kind of contempt citation as noted above. 

Edited by TwiceHorn

#38500
2 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Probably not because for now it is a statement of intention  false as it may have been. There's almost no way to prove that a statement of intention was false when made,especially beyond a reasonable doubt. 

So you're saying that one cannot triple stamp a double stamp with no erasees?  And that this advice will cost me $800?  

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