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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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#38703
9 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

one of the cuntiest moves in all of history.

Actually it may be the one moment in her life when she has been unflinchingly honest. She revealed who she is on a global stage and never gave a shit about what anyone thought about that overt statement. 

#38705
4 minutes ago, GhostOfTomJoad said:

Actually it may be the one moment in her life when she has been unflinchingly honest. She revealed who she is on a global stage and never gave a shit about what anyone thought about that overt statement. 

Well if I'm remembering correctly, she of course first lied about it. "Oh, this old thing? No, I meant nothing by it...."

#38706
1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

 

Marry a rich guy for citizenship, crank out an anchor baby to seal the deal and leverage a renegotiated prenup, then live at a separate residence for the next 17 years because your husband had sex with a porn star right after you gave birth?

 

 

Pose for naked photos with other women. Teach your daughters to do that. I’d approve of that. 

#38707
In Cabaret, the musical numbers happen on stage at the Cabaret bar. There is nothing unnatural as you describe from other musicals. That may not be enough to draw you, but I thought you should know.
Cabaret is well worth the watch.
#38708

I don't think he wants to destroy the Republican party. He simply doesn't care one way or another as long as he's a free man and can live like a rich asshole.  However, how much concerted effort would it take to start a deep state Q-anon rumor that Trump is a manchurian candidate hired by Soros to make Republicans forget true conservative values like small government and also making Republicans look ridiculous by forcing them to embrace a man who cheated on his wives, cheated on his taxes, cheated on his contractors, cheated on his Trump U students, cheated on his charities etc... i.e. everything the Republican party DOESN'T stand for? 

Been telling MAGAts since 2020 that Soros hired him to destroy the Party.

Lately I throw in when he was rushed to Walter Reed it was so the Deep State Drs. Could reboot and do a software upgrade to the chip they had installed.

Should they question me I tell them I read it on The Internet and they should do their OWN research.
#38709
19 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Frustrated World Cup GIF

 

Trump is still speaking, but the crowd has been thinning. People have been walking out back to the boardwalk.

 

Did he say "his skin was frosted by the dew?"  

#38710
On 5/9/2024 at 10:06 AM, TexasHooch said:
I am everything the left hates.Alpha,White,Christian,Unvaxxed,a Trump supporter,& a member of Gen-Z that will be casting my first ever vote for DONALD JOHN TRUMP in November!Help me by sharing & following me @BoLoudon!

 

This guy has a very punchable face.  Just wish I could get in a jab before his bro' punches him out.

#38711
6 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Pose for naked photos with other women. Teach your daughters to do that. I’d approve of that. 

If I learned my daughters chose to share their intimacy with the whole world, it would sadden me.

#38712
5 hours ago, Willfully Horn said:

If I learned my daughters chose to share their intimacy with the whole world, it would sadden me.

You probably also aren’t under the impression that Melania Trump should be respected, admired, or emulated in any other way. 

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#38714
Overheard at Barron’s graduation today.

 

#38716
On 5/17/2024 at 9:57 AM, Longhornfan1024 said:

It's not the color of the suit that's the problem.  

Can confirm. Grey is also unacceptable.

#38719

Meh, he's probably just sleeping as he is wont to do at this hour.  Or making very perfect phone calls.  

But then again, how awesome would the simulation be if yet another President was being rushed to Parkland Hospital right now?  

My god, I should get on craiglist to get some drugs lined up, just in case.  

#38720

Out of curiosity, I checked to see his airplane's registration number (N757AF) to see how late he's going to be, but none of the flight tracking sites publish his info. 

It wasn't a fruitless effort since I found this little blurb from just three days ago.

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FAA Investigating Donald Trump’s 2nd Boeing 757 Wing Clip Incident

The Federal Aviation Administration is investigating a wing-clip incident at West Palm Beach International Airport which occurred on May 12, involving former president Donald Trump’s BoeingBoeing 0.0% 757.

“A privately owned Boeing 757 landed safely at West Palm Beach International Airport around 1:20 a.m. local time on Sunday, May 12,” the FAA stated.

At the request of Donald Trump, details of his private fights are not published by flight tracking sites. However, the Aviation Safety Foundation’s incident record shows the flight took off from Atlantic City International Airport in New Jersey.

“While taxiing, its winglet contacted a parked and unoccupied corporate jet,” the FAA stated. “The incident occurred in an area of the airport where the FAA does not direct aircraft. The FAA is investigating.”

The aircraft involved is N757AF, registered to DJT Operations I LLC, a Donald Trump company. The number is visible in white on dark blue on the tail side of the aircraft which the former president has nicknamed Trump Force One.

According to the FAA’s incident report, the Boeing 757 winglet struck a corporate jet owned by VistaJet. There were no reported injuries, though the extent of the damage to either aircraft is unknown.

 

So, now I have a new fantasy that he has a shitty pilot who'll inadvertently bring us justice.

 

#38721

Trump was playing golf with Tony Romo at Brook Hollow.

🇺🇸🏌🏻‍♂️Former President Donald Trump was in Dallas playing golf with Tony Romo today.Thoughts on his drive?(Via: @PGALIVHotTakes)
Trump: I played golf with a really good golfer, Tony Romo, do you know him?

 

#38722
18 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Out of curiosity, I checked to see his airplane's registration number (N757AF) to see how late he's going to be, but none of the flight tracking sites publish his info. 

It wasn't a fruitless effort since I found this little blurb from just three days ago.

So, now I have a new fantasy that he has a shitty pilot who'll inadvertently bring us justice.

 

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#38726
1 hour ago, bolverk said:

Out of curiosity, I checked to see his airplane's registration number (N757AF) to see how late he's going to be, but none of the flight tracking sites publish his info. 

It wasn't a fruitless effort since I found this little blurb from just three days ago.

So, now I have a new fantasy that he has a shitty pilot who'll inadvertently bring us justice.

 

Fucker probably didn’t leave a note 

#38728
26 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Oh god, Romo isn't maga is he?

No way. Do you really think Trump is a pedophile rapist because he hung out with a pedophile rapist? 

#38729
1 hour ago, Red Five said:

Oh god, Romo isn't maga is he?

That might explain his playoff success. 

#38730
1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:
Trump: Even I say to myself ‘you’re a genius.’ I had an uncle, the longest-serving preside

 

Your uncle didn’t produce you, dumbass. You’re father did. And he was no genius. He was just a racist asshole making his living in real estate just like you. 

#38731
11 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Your uncle didn’t produce you, dumbass. You’re father did. And he was no genius. He was just a racist asshole making his living in real estate just like you. 

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#38733
Trump yesterday: I won 29 golf championshipsTrump today: I won 31 golf championships
Trump claims he’s “healthier” and a “better physical specimen” than President Obama

 

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#38735

lol at even the idea that being good at golf means you are a good athlete.  Especially cart golf. Especially especially cart golf the way Trump plays it where you even drive on the greens because waking more than 5 feet from the cart is unacceptable. 

#38736
4 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Your uncle didn’t produce you, dumbass.

But if he did, could you blame him?

 

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#38737
9 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

lol at even the idea that being good at golf means you are a good athlete.  Especially cart golf. Especially especially cart golf the way Trump plays it where you even drive on the greens because waking more than 5 feet from the cart is unacceptable. 

And, cart golf with a caddy who drops balls in the fairway for him after he shanks his drive into the rough.

#38739
Out of curiosity, I checked to see his airplane's registration number (N757AF) to see how late he's going to be, but none of the flight tracking sites publish his info. 
It wasn't a fruitless effort since I found this little blurb from just three days ago.
 
FAA Investigating Donald Trump’s 2nd Boeing 757 Wing Clip Incident
The Federal Aviation Administration is investigating a wing-clip incident at West Palm Beach International Airport which occurred on May 12, involving former president Donald Trump’s BoeingBoeing 0.0% 757.
“A privately owned Boeing 757 landed safely at West Palm Beach International Airport around 1:20 a.m. local time on Sunday, May 12,” the FAA stated.
At the request of Donald Trump, details of his private fights are not published by flight tracking sites. However, the Aviation Safety Foundation’s incident record shows the flight took off from Atlantic City International Airport in New Jersey.
“While taxiing, its winglet contacted a parked and unoccupied corporate jet,” the FAA stated. “The incident occurred in an area of the airport where the FAA does not direct aircraft. The FAA is investigating.”
The aircraft involved is N757AF, registered to DJT Operations I LLC, a Donald Trump company. The number is visible in white on dark blue on the tail side of the aircraft which the former president has nicknamed Trump Force One.
According to the FAA’s incident report, the Boeing 757 winglet struck a corporate jet owned by VistaJet. There were no reported injuries, though the extent of the damage to either aircraft is unknown.
 
So, now I have a new fantasy that he has a shitty pilot who'll inadvertently bring us justice.
 
Hey Mr Fantasy plus us a tune, something to make us all happy.
#38740
Trump says he will appoint extreme MAGA judges who are as young as possible so they will be in power for “50 years” if he wins

 

 

#38741

What’s going on here?

BREAKING: Donald Trump just glitched out and froze at his rally tonight. He is clearly unfit for office. Retweet so every American knows Trump is senile.

#38742
23 minutes ago, Satchel said:

What’s going on here?

BREAKING: Donald Trump just glitched out and froze at his rally tonight. He is clearly unfit for office. Retweet so every American knows Trump is senile.

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#38744
1 hour ago, Satchel said:

What’s going on here?

BREAKING: Donald Trump just glitched out and froze at his rally tonight. He is clearly unfit for office. Retweet so every American knows Trump is senile.

Seems like the legal troubles are starting to have an impact, but call me when he goes full Turtle ...

#38748
13 hours ago, Satchel said:

What’s going on here?

BREAKING: Donald Trump just glitched out and froze at his rally tonight. He is clearly unfit for office. Retweet so every American knows Trump is senile.

I laughed pretty hard, but not as hard as his Gettysburg Address.  For a bat-shit crazy Russian-puppet fascist shitbag, he keeps bringing the lulz. 

I'm not sure I'll keep laughing when he sends me to the libtard re-education camp, though.

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