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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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#38853
5 hours ago, Pancho said:
Donald Trump: “A lot of people say to me today…’How do you do it?’ I say, ‘Do what?’ ‘How do you get up in the morning and put your pants on? Why do you put the pants on?’”pic.twitter.com/hIcrfyZOio

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TBF I often ask myself that same question

#38854
4 hours ago, miguelito said:

Holy shit, one handed!

4 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

it's learning

He still does that weird dip, like he’s unsure if his alien body should be consuming water or absorbing it through his skin.

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#38855
I’m just over here waiting for the Simpson’s to be right again.

 

#38856
On 5/23/2024 at 8:15 PM, YGIFS said:

I once knew an Eric from Nantucket

His brother Barron said fuck it

Don Junior did all the blow 

Tiffany has nowhere to go

And Ivanka once held her dad's nugget.  

 

A story of Donny from Lago al Mar.

Who lusted for daughter and posed in a car.

He coveted her lips

He fondled her hips.

Only to pathetically diddle a porn star.

 

 

14 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Whether he does it or has someone do it for him; I'm happy he continues to cover his Depends w/ pants.

He's so brilliant, he can pass a cognitions test while he's doing it.

Pants. Alpha diaper. Nurse who looks like Ivanka. TV.

Edited by RomaVicta

#38857
9 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

TBF I often ask myself that same question

And it's about time that someone gave you credit for it!

#38859
14 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

He deserves a Bronx cheer. 

More like a Sicilian necktie

#38860
16 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

Trump “dancing” at his Bronx rally.

 

Motherfucker needs to keep both Sam AND Dave away from his train wreck campaign 

#38861
23 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I put my pants on one leg at a time.  Just like you. 

Only, once I got 'em on.  I make no golden hair records.  

(I dunno, you guys workshop it but there's a .gif in here somewhere about putting on pants and Bruce Dickinson);  

 

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#38862
On 5/23/2024 at 8:34 PM, YGIFS said:

C+, you fucking kidding me?  

I made it up in 3 minutes, it's pithy, fits the model, and once not a 7 paragraph diatribe by Lobo. 

That's a fucking A- and you know it!!!!!

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#38863
23 hours ago, Underdog said:

No doubt he also goes sock/shoe, sock/shoe when getting dressed. 

That's only acceptable if you have dogs that shed.

#38864
I don’t care what you say, the only difference between Jim Jones and Donald Trump is that Trump woulda charged for the Kool-Aid.

 

 

#38866

40 years since that movie came out and I always have wondered why Kool-Aid never really made an effort to correct the story.  But I guess in some weird way, the twisted and free press helped ‘spiked’ sales.  
 

But in honor of Jim Jones, I am going to continue to work on a plan to ensure that at least a few thousand of these people murder one another in the name of their false messiah.  

#38867
4 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

40 years since that movie came out and I always have wondered why Kool-Aid never really made an effort to correct the story.  But I guess in some weird way, the twisted and free press helped ‘spiked’ sales.  
 

But in honor of Jim Jones, I am going to continue to work on a plan to ensure that at least a few thousand of these people murder one another in the name of their false messiah.  

Didn’t you set up that dark web page, gofundtheendofalito? Or was that the other guy?

#38870
55 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Go fund fellatio?  I think that was the other guy, sickie. 

I feel a limerick coming on.

#38872
*flavor-aid

I just had a 48-hour layover in Guyana. Zero stars; would not recommend. No wonder those people offed themselves.
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#38874
Libertarian Delegate: "Did this body grab a former president by the pu**y last night?" 🤣pic.twitter.com/7dE26Xgl2g

 

#38875
On 5/25/2024 at 12:37 AM, Degenerate Gardner said:

He deserves for that absurdly long tie to get caught in industrial machinery.

Temple of Doom style

#38877
11 minutes ago, Jive Turkey said:
He’s saluting during Amazing Grace today.

 

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#38878
1 hour ago, Jive Turkey said:
He’s saluting during Amazing Grace today.

 

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#38880
3 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:
He’s saluting during Amazing Grace today.

 

This guy  was probably standing just outside of the shot

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#38881
5 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:
He’s saluting during Amazing Grace today.

 

Fucking Childress.

#38882

So on Memorial Day, to mark our fallen.  commander dipshit salutes a bagpipe troupe for reasons unknown.  Simulation 

#38884
4 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Never forget, Donald Trump thinks American service members who died in combat are suckers and losers.

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2020/09/trump-americans-who-died-at-war-are-losers-and-suckers/615997/

Had they known the fascist pieces of entitled garbage their kids and grandkids would turn into they might have reconsidered making the sacrifice

#38885
7 hours ago, YGIFS said:

So on Memorial Day, to mark our fallen.  commander dipshit salutes a bagpipe troupe for reasons unknown.  Simulation 

An English song no less.

#38886
7 hours ago, YGIFS said:

So on Memorial Day, to mark our fallen.  commander dipshit salutes a bagpipe troupe for reasons unknown.  Simulation 

It’s not an easy instrument to play well!

#38887

I went to a party on Saturday where a few different people were wearing Dotard clothes.  Maga t-shirts and bathing suits. I only spoke with one about politics, and he was of the "I hate all politicians equally but I always vote only republican and I'll be voting for Trump for a third time" variety. Throw out whatever about Trump and you get back "Well that's just all politicians! I could say the same about Biden!". It was all pretty depressing, tbh.

 

#38890
1 minute ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

In their mind saying it makes it true

It's pretty much a self defense mechanism for most I'd imagine. There's no defense for anything he does/says, so just throw out "that's just all politics now!" and you're covered. 

Or the "well that's just all bullshit" hand wave. 91 felony counts? All bullshit. Two impeachments? All bullshit. Rape? Yep, bullshit. The most amazing run of bad luck in the history of the world.

#38895

There's a meme in here somewhere of Piven in the movie "PCU"         You don't wear the shirt of the guy you're attending the rally for, dude.  

Bagpipes are hard to play.  Trump is a disgrace to the concept of Commander in Chief on Memorial Day.  It's been weeks since I've discussed politics IRL with anyone.  And the capital of Nebraska is Lincoln.  

#38896
4 hours ago, Red Five said:

I went to a party on Saturday where a few different people were wearing Dotard clothes.  Maga t-shirts and bathing suits. I only spoke with one about politics, and he was of the "I hate all politicians equally but I always vote only republican and I'll be voting for Trump for a third time" variety. Throw out whatever about Trump and you get back "Well that's just all politicians! I could say the same about Biden!". It was all pretty depressing, tbh.

 

I tried a new tactic last night, suggested by Ben Wikler of WisDems fame. Asked what % chance they thought he would try to stay in office after a second term.  The idea is if they truly value our republic (lol), anything more than 0 is too much of a risk. 
 

Response: Well, if he tried that, “they” wouldn’t let him. And Biden is senile. 
 

I just can’t. I. Just. Can’t.  

Edited by Biff Tannen
Second term, not third. It just feels like he’s been in power that long I guess. Because he won’t fucking die.

#38897
1 hour ago, Red Five said:

I went to a party on Saturday where a few different people were wearing Dotard clothes.  Maga t-shirts and bathing suits. I only spoke with one about politics, and he was of the "I hate all politicians equally but I always vote only republican and I'll be voting for Trump for a third time" variety. Throw out whatever about Trump and you get back "Well that's just all politicians! I could say the same about Biden!". It was all pretty depressing, tbh.

 


how was the trailer park ?

#38898
26 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


how was the trailer park ?

Nope, he visited his parents at The Villages in Florida.

#38899
11 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Nope, he visited his parents at The Villages in Florida.

He better get checked for STDs if he spent time at The Villages.

#38900
9 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

He better get checked for STDs if he spent time at The Villages.

 

 

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