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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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#40352
6 minutes ago, Mo Horn said:

Evidence in January 6 case against Trump could be released before election under new schedule

https://www.cnn.com/2024/09/05/politics/january-6-case-evidence-release

This is gonna be fun.  Because of the immunity ruling, there will have to be an evidentiary hearing where the government essentially brings forth all of its evidence, ahead of trial, so that it can be examined to see if it wanders into immunity territory.  Trump is going to wind up hating the fuck out of that, as likely would any defendant.

Roberts really fucked the dog on that one.  Big. Time. Bro.  Possibly objectively the worst SCOTUS decision aspect of my lifetime.

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#40353
5 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Roberts really fucked the dog on that one.  Big. Time. Bro.  Possibly objectively the worst SCOTUS decision aspect of my lifetime.

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#40354
5 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

This is gonna be fun.  Because of the immunity ruling, there will have to be an evidentiary hearing where the government essentially brings forth all of its evidence, ahead of trial, so that it can be examined to see if it wanders into immunity territory.  Trump is going to wind up hating the fuck out of that, as likely would any defendant.

Roberts really fucked the dog on that one.  Big. Time. Bro.  Possibly objectively the worst SCOTUS decision aspect of my lifetime.

It's terrible to be sure.  But we have a SCOTUS that cranks out dogshit decisions faster than a dog cranks out actual dogshit, so....yeah, I'm still sticking with Bruen, which is perhaps the most tortured, unsupported and unsupportable pieces of legal "reasoning" I've ever read.  It creates the dumbest of all possible standards out of whole cloth, and THEN proceeds to utterly ignore the standard, taking a prooftexting approach that ignores any evidence of historical regulations that don't fit with the SCOTUS's pre-ordained outcome.  It's breathtakingly bad.  Like, it will be this century's Dred Scott-level bad.

#40355
11 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Roberts really fucked the dog on that one.  Big. Time. Bro.  Possibly objectively the worst SCOTUS decision aspect of my lifetime.

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There is quite a wide assortment of possible contenders: Dobbs, Bruen, Loper Bright Enterprises, Citizens United, etc., etc.

 

(ETA how could I have missed Bruen?!?

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#40356
2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

he’s a complete fucking idiot ….

Trump to the NY Economic Club: “A couple of nukes and your bank doesn’t mean a thing”

 

He can spew his idiocy to the Cletuses at his rallies and they eat it up.  The people at the NY Econ Club must just be sitting there going "this guy is the dumbest person in this room by a factor of 10."

#40357
4 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

He can spew his idiocy to the Cletuses at his rallies and they eat it up.  The people at the NY Econ Club must just be sitting there going "this guy is the dumbest person in this room by a factor of 10."

And yet, the vast majority will vote for him (and probably contribute to his campaign).

#40358
7 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

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There is quite a wide assortment of possible contenders: Dobbs, Bruen, Loper Bright Enterprises, Citizens United, etc., etc.

 

(ETA how could I have missed Bruen?!?

It is. Those decisions are all horrible, but the decision to give the president immunity from crimes is special and belongs all by itself.

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#40359
Judge Tanya Chutkan has set a schedule in the federal election subversion case against former President Donald Trump that will allow prosecutors to release never-before-seen evidence, such as grand jury transcripts, ahead of the presidential election. https://t.co/R08gtjGVKV

 

#40360
2 minutes ago, DDD Dad said:

And yet, the vast majority will vote for him (and probably contribute to his campaign).

Because, as smart as they are, their vote only boils down to one thing: 

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If they think a Trump tax cut for the rich will save them $1000, that's more than good enough to say fuck everyone and everything else. Shit, they'd do it for a $20.

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MeidasTouch has obtained the initial documents that were provided to potential investors in Trump Media in 2022. It shows that investors were fed absurd and wildly inflated projections on user growth & earnings that were largely smoke and mirrors. Story. https://t.co/4n0LjwKRYc

 

 

 

#40362
1 hour ago, DDD Dad said:

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There is quite a wide assortment of possible contenders: Dobbs, Bruen, Loper Bright Enterprises, Citizens United, etc., etc.

 

(ETA how could I have missed Bruen?!?

I don't mean ideologically.   Set aside for a moment whether you want Trump to have any kind of immunity.  

You give him some, you give him a lot, but the notion that EVIDENCE of immune acts can't be used to prove, say motive or intent to commit non-immune crimes is astonishing.  Without precedent in sovereign immunity law.

And leads us to this:  forcing the government to reveal all of its evidence pre-trial.  Which sucks for the government, big time, but is also quite embarrassing for the defendant who has no opportunity at that point to vindicate him or herself.  

Dumb. Unnecessary. Unprecedented.  Unworkable.

Breuen is up there, though.

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#40363

So, walked home from work today, which took me right up 5th by Trump Tower. Post "assassination attempt" there are tons of barricades there. Trump is a real fucking tough guy. Cannot wait for everyone associated with the orange shitgibbon to leave New York City permanantly. Fuck the whole family.

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#40364
4 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

So, walked home from work today, which took me right up 5th by Trump Tower. Post "assassination attempt" there are tons of barracades there. Trump is a real fucking tough guy. Cannot wait for everyone associated with the orange shitgibbon to leave New York City permanantly. Fuck the whole family.

Was hoping you'd say you copped a squat in the near vicinity or upper-deckered a toilet somewhere inside, but that would be unladylike.

#40365
1 hour ago, TwiceHorn said:

I don't mean ideologically.   Set aside for a moment whether you want Trump to have any kind of immunity.  

You give him some, you give him a lot, but the notion that EVIDENCE of immune acts can't be used to prove, say motive or intent to commit non-immune crimes is astonishing.  Without precedent in sovereign immunity law.

And leads us to this:  forcing the government to reveal all of its evidence pre-trial.  Which sucks for the government, big time, but is also quite embarrassing for the defendant who has no opportunity at that point to vindicate him or herself.  

Dumb. Unnecessary. Unprecedented.  Unworkable.

Breuen is up there, though.

I was speaking jurisprudentially but ideologically works too. 
 

It’s like a Rogue’s Gallery and choosing the worst is virtually impossible. 

#40367
4 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

MeidasTouch has obtained the initial documents that were provided to potential investors in Trump Media in 2022. It shows that investors were fed absurd and wildly inflated projections on user growth & earnings that were largely smoke and mirrors. Story. https://t.co/4n0LjwKRYc

 

 

 

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#40368
6 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

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There is quite a wide assortment of possible contenders: Dobbs, Bruen, Loper Bright Enterprises, Citizens United, etc., etc.

 

(ETA how could I have missed Bruen?!?

You forgot Heller, Shelby County v. Holder, NFIB v. Sebelius, Trump v. Hawaii, Janus, and a whole pile of shit that I can't even think about right now. 

#40369
4 hours ago, TwiceHorn said:

Was hoping you'd say you copped a squat in the near vicinity or upper-deckered a toilet somewhere inside, but that would be unladylike.

Not so fast.

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#40370
6 hours ago, aggie08 said:

Because, as smart as they are, their vote only boils down to one thing: 

Dax Shepard Money GIF

If they think a Trump tax cut for the rich will save them $1000, that's more than good enough to say fuck everyone and everything else. Shit, they'd do it for a $20.

Oh, you’ve met my sister and BIL?

#40371
This is gonna be fun.  Because of the immunity ruling, there will have to be an evidentiary hearing where the government essentially brings forth all of its evidence, ahead of trial, so that it can be examined to see if it wanders into immunity territory.  Trump is going to wind up hating the fuck out of that, as likely would any defendant.
Roberts really fucked the dog on that one.  Big. Time. Bro.  Possibly objectively the worst SCOTUS decision aspect of my lifetime.

Trump was not doing his duty on January 6. Beyond being negligent in his constitutional duty of protecting this country from insurgents, he orchestrated efforts to remain in power even though he knew he lost. He encouraged the insurgency. We know this. The GOP know that we know. But we make-believe that we don't know and the GOP make-believe that they believe that we don't know, but know that we know. Everybody knows.
#40372
A lot of people are posting this clip from Dan Bongino warning MAGA not to fall prey to the type of operations that @timcast, @bennyjohnson and @RubinReport got pulled into. But I read this clip another way. The jig is up. This is just the tip of the iceberg. The meteoric…

 

#40373

Has Dan BongoDingoAteMyBaby ever gone one minute without referencing his previous role as a federal cop? 

#40374
Justin Caporale. Named as one of the assaulters of the woman at Arlington Cemetery by NPR. Was also Jan 6 organizer.

 

#40375
14 hours ago, SimonBolivar said:

Man I didn't even know that subway stops had colleges in them. 

That would be the Cortlandt station. I’m pretty sure there was a Trump University campus there, though.

When I was at Cortland the university, the bars had dime drafts and 25 cent pitchers on Tuesdays and Wednesdays, respectively. 

#40376
BREAKING: In a shocking moment, Donald Trump just announced that he is going to adopt Project 2025’s policy to fire civil servants and hire political staff loyal only to Trump. Retweet to make sure all Americans are aware of Trump’s devious plans.

 

#40377
14 hours ago, DDD Dad said:

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There is quite a wide assortment of possible contenders: Dobbs, Bruen, Loper Bright Enterprises, Citizens United, etc., etc.

 

(ETA how could I have missed Bruen?!?

So many years later I’m still amazed that Leegin isn’t at the top of these lists. That’s when everyone should have seen what the Roberts court would be. They got the judges they wanted, and started lining up cases, and the entire power structure and pricing logic of the consumer economy gets upended, out of nowhere, with the stroke of a pen. 
All the bitching about producers role in inflation the last couple years and it seems like nobody recalls what made it possible. 
Insane.

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#40378
8 hours ago, GopherRock said:

You forgot Heller, Shelby County v. Holder, NFIB v. Sebelius, Trump v. Hawaii, Janus, and a whole pile of shit that I can't even think about right now. 

I said etc., etc.

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RIP Lobo/YGIFS

 

#40379
8 hours ago, GopherRock said:

You forgot Heller, Shelby County v. Holder, NFIB v. Sebelius, Trump v. Hawaii, Janus, and a whole pile of shit that I can't even think about right now. 

And don’t forget Haley v. United States. Haley 7, United States nothing!

#40381
15 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

MeidasTouch has obtained the initial documents that were provided to potential investors in Trump Media in 2022. It shows that investors were fed absurd and wildly inflated projections on user growth & earnings that were largely smoke and mirrors. Story. https://t.co/4n0LjwKRYc

 

 

 

“ Duped? How could that be? This is not a children’s cancer charity or a Trump University” - Doddard’s  Investors, probably. 

#40382

Morning Joe is listening in on the appeal hearing in the E. Jean Carroll case.  D. John Sauer is dotard's mouthpiece and sounds like he's been taking vocal lessons from JFK Jr.  and the fast talker from the old FedEx commercials. 

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#40384
2 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Morning Joe is listening in on the appeal hearing in the E. Jean Carroll case.  D. John Sauer is dotard's mouthpiece and sounds like he's been taking vocal lessons from JFK Jr.  and the fast talker from the old FedEx commercials. 

Should be an interesting outcome.  Jury verdicts are pretty often inviolable on appeal, but the evidence was pretty skimpy.  And the judge had to make some evidentiary rulings based on some new "rape shield" type laws that he might not have gotten right.

ETA:  Don't be too surprised if it is reversed.  But not because the Second Circuit is in Trump's pocket.  There are some unusual aspects to the case.

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#40385
1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

Should be an interesting outcome.  Jury verdicts are pretty often inviolable on appeal, but the evidence was pretty skimpy.  And the judge had to make some evidentiary rulings based on some new "rape shield" type laws that he might not have gotten right.

Oh, good.

#40386
15 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

So, walked home from work today, which took me right up 5th by Trump Tower. Post "assassination attempt" there are tons of barricades there. Trump is a real fucking tough guy. Cannot wait for everyone associated with the orange shitgibbon to leave New York City permanantly. Fuck the whole family.

Barron is going to NYU. Now's the time to seduce him as an older lady of experience. Get on the inside. 

#40387
33 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

Barron is going to NYU. Now's the time to seduce him as an older lady of experience. Get on the inside. 

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PW: Filthy Maga! You filthy fucking Maga! You racist pig. You misogynist fuck! I'm going to fuck the Maga out of you!

BT: Well, that's not so easy.

PW: You want to fuck me like your family fucked my country? Yeah, take it, Maga. Take it. Fuck me, you Maga bastard! Fuck me like Trumpies fuck my people!
Barron, son of Donald!

BT: Keep my father out of it, will you?

 

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#40388
20 minutes ago, gernblansten said:

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PW: Filthy Maga! You filthy fucking Maga! You racist pig. You misogynist fuck! I'm going to fuck the Maga out of you!

BT: Well, that's not so easy.

PW: You want to fuck me like your family fucked my country? Yeah, take it, Maga. Take it. Fuck me, you Maga bastard! Fuck me like Trumpies fuck my people!
Barron, son of Donald!

BT: Keep my father out of it, will you?

 

YGIFs lives?

#40389
1 hour ago, SydneyCarton said:

Barron is going to NYU. Now's the time to seduce him as an older lady of experience. Get on the inside. 

 

1 hour ago, gernblansten said:

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PW: Filthy Maga! You filthy fucking Maga! You racist pig. You misogynist fuck! I'm going to fuck the Maga out of you!

BT: Well, that's not so easy.

PW: You want to fuck me like your family fucked my country? Yeah, take it, Maga. Take it. Fuck me, you Maga bastard! Fuck me like Trumpies fuck my people!
Barron, son of Donald!

BT: Keep my father out of it, will you?

 

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#40390

this man needs to be in a jail cell …

Trump brings up another woman who has accused him of sexual assault, describes the incident in detail, and says "she would not have been the chosen one."(Watch the expressions on his lawyers' faces)

 

#40393
NEW: Trump's hush-money sentencing is delayed to Nov. 26.More TK @CourthouseNews

 

#40396

Our judicial system is so fucking feckless 

#40398

Before anyone gets any ideas, I'm gonna file a bar complaint against the next lawyer I see say something like "the only acceptable remedy is at the ballot box." 

#40399

rewatching Dexter and suddenly he seems like the likely outcome of this broken system. what a fucking joke. I feel bad for people who spend their working careers furthering and defending this abomination. well, maybe I don't because they chose that path. gross

#40400
30 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

rewatching Dexter and suddenly he seems like the likely outcome of this broken system. what a fucking joke. I feel bad for people who spend their working careers furthering and defending this abomination. well, maybe I don't because they chose that path. gross

You're saying all lawyers are going to end up sad lumberjacks not being able to practice law in the forest? I'm not going to lie, the comparison here isn't entirely clear to me. Then again, I stopped watching that shitshow after season 3. 

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