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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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28 minutes ago, speed817 said:

 

 

 

potato head cooking fries is rather morbid 

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58 minutes ago, speed817 said:

 

 

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should go back to washing lettuce

13 minutes ago, speed817 said:

 

 

that looks about right for a shitty serving of fries from mickey d's. all fucked up and about half full. they should offer him a position. he's a natural

Man, Trump getting to work at McDonald's must be like me getting to take snaps during a game at DKR-TMS.

An word on if he ate all the fries he allegedly cooked?

1 minute ago, The Hot Dog Buffet said:

Acting isn't manual labor.

Stormy says the fuck it is

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Saw The Apprentice today. Great movie. I didn't think my loathing for Dotard could get any greater.  I was wrong. Multiple times I had to refrain from yelling fuck you, you orange piece of shit. 

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Saw The Apprentice today. Great movie. I didn't think my loathing for Dotard could get any greater.  I was wrong. Multiple times I had to refrain from yelling fuck you, you orange piece of shit. 

How was Roy Cohn depicted? The HBO doc was pretty fucked up as was HBO’s Cohn biopic (with James Woods no less) and the AIDS movie (forgot name). Cohn was a malevolent influence on the US - evil incarnate from the Red Scare to helping criminals literally get away with murder.
11 hours ago, speed817 said:

 

 

 

 

7 hours ago, Eskimohorn said:


How was Roy Cohn depicted? The HBO doc was pretty fucked up as was HBO’s Cohn biopic (with James Woods no less) and the AIDS movie (forgot name). Cohn was a malevolent influence on the US - evil incarnate from the Red Scare to helping criminals literally get away with murder.

Pretty much how he was in the movie as well. 

4 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

texags is a much better lulz 

Surprising amount of anti-Trump sentiment there.

On 10/15/2024 at 10:21 AM, tx 3 putt said:

 

image.png.189e1f43e3076b262001871ddd369477.pngHow long do we have to stay here? 

 

image.png.c66ce836d974f80f1902311814d8914e.png My mom was right about you.

See if you can get one of  the Secret Service guys to shoot me.

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6 minutes ago, RomaVicta said:

image.png.189e1f43e3076b262001871ddd369477.pngHow long do we have to stay here? 

 

image.png.c66ce836d974f80f1902311814d8914e.png My mom was right about you.

See if you can get one of  the Secret Service guys to shoot me.

“At least he’s white, like me.”

2 hours ago, speed817 said:

Superbowel champion

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Stop the Steel

Just saw this ad on headline news in my hotel room   

 

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Just saw this ad on headline news in my hotel room   

 

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The things Lindsey Graham is going to do that...I bet he already named his Humpy Pout.

50 minutes ago, Al Bundy's Napoleon Hand said:

"Real Product!"

….sort of like a “Real Children’s Cancer Charity?”

It’s real, but it doesn’t mean that you’re not being grifted. 

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Just saw this ad on headline news in my hotel room   

 

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I know Louis CK got cancelled and all, but damn, get a new agent sir

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any scheduled meteors for austin that day? I might take a trip and see fam in SA that day if so

40 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

any scheduled meteors for austin that day? I might take a trip and see fam in SA that day if so

It still blows my mind that Austin somehow became the epicenter of assholes with the trifecta of Musk, Rogan and Jones. What the fuck happened?

It still blows my mind that Austin somehow became the epicenter of assholes with the trifecta of Musk, Rogan and Jones. What the fuck happened?

Welcome to the belly of the beast!

As Trump’s manic episodes become more bizarre and frequent in the run up to the election, he’s becoming less inhibited in expressing his hatred for the military and minorities. From the latest reporting in The Atlantic:

Trump: ‘I Need the Kind of Generals That Hitler Had’

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2024/10/trump-military-generals-hitler/680327/

In an Oval Office meeting on December 4, 2020, officials gathered to discuss a separate national-security issue. Toward the end of the discussion, Trump asked for an update on the McCarthy investigation. Christopher Miller, the acting secretary of defense (Trump had fired his predecessor, Mark Esper, three weeks earlier, writing in a tweet, “Mark Esper has been terminated”), was in attendance, along with Miller’s chief of staff, Kash Patel. At a certain point, according to two people present at the meeting, Trump asked, “Did they bill us for the funeral? What did it cost?”

According to attendees, and to contemporaneous notes of the meeting taken by a participant, an aide answered: Yes, we received a bill; the funeral cost $60,000.

 

Trump became angry. “It doesn’t cost 60,000 bucks to bury a fucking Mexican!” He turned to his chief of staff, Mark Meadows, and issued an order: “Don’t pay it!” Later that day, he was still agitated. “Can you believe it?” he said, according to a witness. “Fucking people, trying to rip me off.”

 

 

 

 

43 minutes ago, royiv said:

It still blows my mind that Austin somehow became the epicenter of assholes with the trifecta of Musk, Rogan and Jones. What the fuck happened?

 

they grew up, moved to the burbs and trump gave them the green light to be as racists as they want

austin doesn't exactly have a history of racial harmony 

45 minutes ago, royiv said:

It still blows my mind that Austin somehow became the epicenter of assholes with the trifecta of Musk, Rogan and Jones. What the fuck happened?

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8 hours ago, gernblansten said:

The things Lindsey Graham is going to do that...I bet he already named his Humpy Pout.

He probably returned it when he found out that it doesn't have a dick.

38 minutes ago, Satchel said:

As Trump’s manic episodes become more bizarre and frequent in the run up to the election, he’s becoming less inhibited in expressing his hatred for the military and minorities. From the latest reporting in The Atlantic:

 

Trump: ‘I Need the Kind of Generals That Hitler Had’

https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2024/10/trump-military-generals-hitler/680327/

 

In an Oval Office meeting on December 4, 2020, officials gathered to discuss a separate national-security issue. Toward the end of the discussion, Trump asked for an update on the McCarthy investigation. Christopher Miller, the acting secretary of defense (Trump had fired his predecessor, Mark Esper, three weeks earlier, writing in a tweet, “Mark Esper has been terminated”), was in attendance, along with Miller’s chief of staff, Kash Patel. At a certain point, according to two people present at the meeting, Trump asked, “Did they bill us for the funeral? What did it cost?”

According to attendees, and to contemporaneous notes of the meeting taken by a participant, an aide answered: Yes, we received a bill; the funeral cost $60,000.

 

Trump became angry. “It doesn’t cost 60,000 bucks to bury a fucking Mexican!” He turned to his chief of staff, Mark Meadows, and issued an order: “Don’t pay it!” Later that day, he was still agitated. “Can you believe it?” he said, according to a witness. “Fucking people, trying to rip me off.”

 

 

 

 

This sounds part is worse than Hitler's generals.

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Trump became angry. “It doesn’t cost 60,000 bucks to bury a fucking Mexican!” He turned to his chief of staff, Mark Meadows, and issued an order: “Don’t pay it!” Later that day, he was still agitated. “Can you believe it?” he said, according to a witness. “Fucking people, trying to rip me off.”

 

 

Even had Nicole Wallace dropping the f-bomb when quoting trump from that article. 

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What an asshole

 

 

Oh shit, I hadn't read the article.  He was talking about Guillen?  What a piece of shit.

Add it to the list of things that would bury any other candidate.

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What an asshole

 

 

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I might need a break from the internet as I've repeatedly read it as, "Trump wants Hitler's genitals."

3 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

I might need a break from the internet as I've repeatedly read it as, "Trump wants Hitler's genitals."

Given the Arnold Palmer thing, it’s not out of the realm of possibilities.

28 minutes ago, royiv said:

Given the Arnold Palmer thing, it’s not out of the realm of possibilities.

Much cheaper. Hitler has only got one ball.

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(but poor old Goebbels has no balls at all)

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