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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Save me a spot on the ledge. I’ll only need it for a minute or two before I decide to jump. get pushed off. 

Fixed it for all of us. 

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2 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Fixed it for all of us. 

Dude, that’s cold. 

48 minutes ago, Js1 said:

He's not even 1/16th the man Grover Cleveland is either - the only one to lose and then win again.   Plus Cleveland is pretty much praised by historians for honesty, integrity, adherence to his morals and defying party boundaries, and effective leadership.

Sounds like nothing like the fat narcissist. 

And neither one of them is close to William Howard Taft

 

2 hours ago, mchookem said:

no orange? weird 

If whatever condition he developed also resulted in an extreme allergy to fake tan spray, I may start going back to church again.

9 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

If whatever condition he developed also resulted in an extreme allergy to fake tan spray, I may start going back to church again.

bonus points if it's the spray tan that's making him sick

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

bonus points if it's the spray tan that's making him sick

Double bonus points if Hope Hicks gave him syphillis. 

I, for one, am enjoying death take its time 

The governor has not addressed ERCOT’s conservation directive but he did take time out to wish man baby happy birthday.

6 hours ago, Native Horn said:

"I'm a retired investor living on a pension."  

Now we just need what comes after.

7 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

He's going to live to be 99.

He's running in 2024.

He will win.  Easily.  Because 1) 45% of America is made up of moronic proto fascists, 2) voter suppression will take care of a good chunk of opposition voting, and 3) state legislatures/governors/potentates give the power will simply invalidate state election results, handing MAGA the win.

 

I reach all of these conclusions because......this fucking timeline, man.

There is no peak Trump.

7 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

Well, I’d like to see America wriggle itself back from the ledge of this imminent apocalypse!

*America wriggles itself back easily*

Ah!  Well, nevertheless.

HE ALREADY LOST AS AN INCUMBENT AND HIS PARTY LOST THE ENTIRE FEDERAL GOVERNMENT PLUS TWO STATES THAT HAVE BEEN REPUBLICAN FOR 50 YEARS!  STOP TRYING TO MAKE “FETCH” HAPPEN!

He lost by about 40,000 votes where it mattered and the republicans are changing the rules for next time and straight up making it so they can disregard the will of the voters. But cool man. 

I wish he would hurry up and die already.

Yeah I know. I've stored up rather a large amount of pee to piss on his grave.
5 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

If whatever condition he developed also resulted in an extreme allergy to fake tan spray, I may start going back to church again.

I’m pretty sure he accidentally put a tariff on fake orange tan (trademark Ivanka), and now the supply chain is fucked, so he is pale and left with backward waddy pants .  

7 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

He's going to live to be 99.

He's running in 2024.

He will win.  Easily.  Because 1) 45% of America is made up of moronic proto fascists, 2) voter suppression will take care of a good chunk of opposition voting, and 3) state legislatures/governors/potentates give the power will simply invalidate state election results, handing MAGA the win.

 

I reach all of these conclusions because......this fucking timeline, man.

Reverse jinx. I like it

7 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

He's going to live to be 99.

He's running in 2024.

He will win.  Easily.  Because 1) 45% of America is made up of moronic proto fascists, 2) voter suppression will take care of a good chunk of opposition voting, and 3) state legislatures/governors/potentates give the power will simply invalidate state election results, handing MAGA the win.

 

I reach all of these conclusions because......this fucking timeline, man.

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6 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

And neither one of them is close to William Howard Taft

 

If we’re talking weight I’m pretty sure Trump had him before he caught the China virus 

4 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

We’re overthinking the grift ideas. 

Seriously. Anyone got reddish hair? Could probably make a bundle selling Trump Pubes

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13 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

He lost by about 40,000 votes where it mattered and the republicans are changing the rules for next time and straight up making it so they can disregard the will of the voters. But cool man. 

Longhornmatt is probably a good dude but he might be my least favorite CR poster. Just pure sunshine pumping all the time. "Mack is killing it on the recruiting trail you guys!" 

22 hours ago, Sawbonz said:

He ain’t running in 2024

 

Trump is just prepping for his defense.

anyone think Paul Manafort is wheeling around Alexandria in a wheelchair these days?

Paul Manafort shows up to court in a wheelchair, learns sentencing date

If Trump is in a wheelchair by September, I'm not gonna know what to think. Faking for his defense? Or actually in decline and we should all get out the party hats and champagne?

The only thing about it that gives me much optimism is the idea that he's too full of himself to ever consider a full on faking of dementia. It's one thing to pretend you have bone spurs when all the rich kids are doing it, it's another thing altogether to "admit" peeing yourself and needing a nurse to lift your sippy cup, whether it's true or not.

4 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

If Trump is in a wheelchair by September, I'm not gonna know what to think. Faking for his defense? Or actually in decline and we should all get out the party hats and champagne?

The only thing about it that gives me much optimism is the idea that he's too full of himself to ever consider a full on faking of dementia. It's one thing to pretend you have bone spurs when all the rich kids are doing it, it's another thing altogether to "admit" peeing yourself and needing a nurse to lift your sippy cup, whether it's true or not.

If Trump is in a wheelchair, I'm going to need Walter Sobchak to do a spinal check 

 

12 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

If Trump is in a wheelchair, I'm going to need Walter Sobchak to do a spinal check 

 

Can you do a spinal check on someone who has demonstrated again and again that they have no actual spine?

4 minutes ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Can you do a spinal check on someone who has demonstrated again and again that they have no actual spine?

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45 minutes ago, wildcat09 said:

Longhornmatt is probably a good dude but he might be my least favorite CR poster. Just pure sunshine pumping all the time. "Mack is killing it on the recruiting trail you guys!" 

It's a change of pace from

WE ARE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED every other post.  It's fucking exhausting. 

2 minutes ago, Js1 said:

It's a change of pace from

WE ARE DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMED every other post.  It's fucking exhausting. 

You know, even if it were true, and I don't believe it is, there's a certain point at which it becomes too big a pain in the ass to be useful. At least be clever if you can't be pleasant.

On 6/12/2021 at 7:07 PM, Fudge Nuggets said:

Counterpoint, the 70’s also brought…

 

 

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I mean, technically with this picture you are attempting to say that the 70's produced an Eddie murphy movie that was filmed in 2019. Should have stuck with shaft. 

1 hour ago, wildcat09 said:

Longhornmatt is probably a good dude but he might be my least favorite CR poster. Just pure sunshine pumping all the time. "Mack is killing it on the recruiting trail you guys!" 

At least he doesn’t write in novels like atomheartbevo

10 minutes ago, longhornmatt said:

Oh, so we’re doing Festivus then?  Well, I got a lot of problems with you people, too.  

Get it line, buddy. I've had it up to *here* with myself.

17 hours ago, The Dog said:

I think i could actually use that article to enhance my grift chances.

"Listen up, Cletus.....those facist libtards over at snopes spent the last 5 years claiming everything that comes out of trump's mouth is bullshit. You gonna listen to the fake news now? Ok how many do you need? Six.....yeah they all have the same seat number, listen we did that so the deep state cant track your whereabouts. We'll make sure he is aware of your support. Trump Bless you, you're a goddamn patriot" 

27 minutes ago, SydneyCarton said:

I mean, technically with this picture you are attempting to say that the 70's produced an Eddie murphy movie that was filmed in 2019. Should have stuck with shaft. 

Some shots of Pam Grier wouldn’t have hurt. 

2 hours ago, Hugo Stiglitz said:

At least he doesn’t write in novels like atomheartbevo Lobo

 

2 hours ago, Blotto said:

Trump Bless you, you're a goddamn patriot" 

well done

On 6/14/2021 at 2:00 PM, Brisketexan said:

He's going to live to be 99.

He's running in 2024.

He will win.  Easily.  Because 1) 45% of America is made up of moronic proto fascists, 2) voter suppression will take care of a good chunk of opposition voting, and 3) state legislatures/governors/potentates give the power will simply invalidate state election results, handing MAGA the win.

 

I reach all of these conclusions because......this fucking timeline, man.

majority rule don't work in mental institutions

Holy shit this thread, especially tweet #10

 

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6 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Holy shit this thread, especially tweet #10

 

Everything here is exactly what we all thought was happening. It’s all so obvious. It’s how a mafia member would do things and that is how Dotard operates. 
 

This was nothing less than an attempt to completely subvert our system of government and everything this country has worked for for 200+ years. They should all be executed. 

17 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Holy shit this thread, especially tweet #10

 

Number 10 is wholly unsurprising.  Just a rehash of Paxton's bullshit.

I find it somewhat hilarious that Meadows tried to push the Italian satellite horseshit onto the AG and USAO as recounted in 31 et seq.

3 hours ago, Matuka said:

 

You forget, a few soliloquies aside...80% of my posts are as truncated and pithy as Hemingway's terse prose giving your mother an abbreviated climax.

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45 minutes ago, bolverk said:

Holy shit this thread, especially tweet #10

 

Carolyn Maloney is my rep.  This thread horrifies me, but I am really glad she put it out there.

 
 

Which is exactly the kind of move you’d expect in a banana republic.

Which is what we are now.

I'm looking at what countries treat old people the best in Europe. 

1 minute ago, Neonmoon said:

I'm looking at what countries treat old people the best in Europe. 

New Zealand is the play if you can swing it.

22 minutes ago, conVINCEd said:

New Zealand is the play if you can swing it.

If you want to swing it, it seems to me you’d want to go Dutch. 

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