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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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On the second day of MAGA Trump gave to me

Two *tweedledums

and

Ivanka sitting on my knee.

 

*Don Jr. and Eric, but there are potentially other candidates...

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On the 3rd day of MAGA Trump gave to me

3 Ukraine conspiracies

Two *tweedledums (*Don Jr. and Eric)

and Ivanka sitting on my knee.

 

3 hours ago, 'stache said:

I just want him to die miserable and alone, don’t really care if it’s from prison, but that would be nice. Hope some of his cultists try to save him and get their skulls cracked along the way.

I figured since he was no longer worth anything to Putin he would accidentally catch polonium poisining.

Hey Vlad, why not done?

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

who do you think was running train on melenia last night ?

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8 Karen's bitching

I figured since he was no longer worth anything to Putin he would accidentally catch polonium poisining.
Hey Vlad, why not done?
Oh I don't think Trump is done fucking up our country by a long shot. He's forcing the GOP further to the right. See Greg Abbott.

You all just shot Christmas in the middle of 5th Avenue.

5 minutes ago, Bozo_Casanova said:

10 whores a' peeing

Seems redundant with 7 hookers pissing. How about...

10 proudboys shoving dildos up their ass to own the libs

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11 stupid tweets!


Ha ha just kidding the fat fuck can't tweet at all anymore.

12 teens changing. Probably not MAGA enough. 

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3 hours ago, Bama Chick said:

9 frivolous lawsuits!

I was thinking 9 lawyers lying. 

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Okay I think it's done then:

Twelve teens a changing

Eleven eyetalians indicted (or eleven stupid tweets)

Ten Proudboy dildos

Nine lawyers lying

Eight Karens bitching

Seven hookers pissing

Six Big Macs

Five baaaaankcrupties

Four kneelength ties

Three Ukraine conspiracies

Two Tweedledums

Aaaand Ivanka sitting on my knee

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change for the nine lawyers cause alliteration works

That's a decent first draft.

3 hours ago, Bookman said:

That's a decent first draft.

Where are the bleach injections? 

Q'Anon supporters re: Trump's Ohio speech: it was boring.


 

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QAnon supporters, some of whom are the former president's most fanatical online backers, sent a barrage of messages through the Telegram app that expressed boredom and even anger at the speech Trump described as "the very first rally of the 2022 election." They blasted Trump for not mentioning how his January 6 insurrection supporters are "rotting in jail." And numerous others said Trump should be booed by the Ohio rallygoers for even "bringing up the word 'vaccine,'" specifically because they believe COVID-19 was entirely a hoax.





https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/politics/qanon-supporters-express-boredom-with-same-old-trump-speech-this-is-getting-ridiculous/ar-AALvbAp?li=BB141NW3

14 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Okay I think it's done then:

Twelve teens a changing

Eleven eyetalians indicted (or eleven stupid tweets)

Ten Proudboy dildos

Nine lawyers lying

Eight Karens bitching

Seven hookers pissing

Six Big Macs

Five baaaaankcrupties

Four kneelength ties

Three Ukraine conspiracies

Two Tweedledums

Aaaand Ivanka sitting on my knee

Wish we could fit covfefe in there somewhere.

Someone on here has a home studio and there’s a few musicians scattered about.  Plenty of time to get this up and viral for the HOLIDAY season. 

14 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

He basically slinked away since the inauguration and got de-platformed, started his own platform and then promptly deleted it and his first rally was a boringburger. 

He's got nothing left. 

Can only keep recycling the greatest hits so many times. Needs some new material 

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5 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

Can only keep recycling the greatest hits so many times. Needs some new material 

 

It's coming.  They workshopped Critical Race Theory and it has had some success.  Right at this moment, there's 2-3 new cultural issues in the incubator that they will trial run (whatever they are), then authorize for Fall 2021 release.  Trump will use those in conjunction with The Big Lie.

 

 

 

 

 

12 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

It's coming.  They workshopped Critical Race Theory and it has had some success.  Right at this moment, there's 2-3 new cultural issues in the incubator that they will trial run (whatever they are), then authorize for Fall 2021 release.  Trump will use those in conjunction with The Big Lie.

 

 

 

 

 

By then the Big Lie will (hopefully) be see for what it is. Barr has already undercut the narrative and so has Pence. As more facts about Jan 6 come out and as more states check and re-check the vote totals it's going to be painfully obvious to anyone (hopefully 70%+ of the population) with an even basically functioning brain will see that the Big Lie was just that. 

A Trump lied?  No.  Fucking.  Way. 

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16 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

By then the Big Lie will (hopefully) be see for what it is. Barr has already undercut the narrative and so has Pence. As more facts about Jan 6 come out and as more states check and re-check the vote totals it's going to be painfully obvious to anyone (hopefully 70%+ of the population) with an even basically functioning brain will see that the Big Lie was just that. 

I want to believe.  I really do.

Trump called Barr a RINO (Bill Barr!!) last night, so that's all that matters here.

And Pence just last Thursday disavowed himself completely from this mess, so he's signed his political death warrant.  Plus, plenty of folks literally want him dead.

In other words, it doesn't make a damn what these two say, because Trump's word is all that matters to the faithful.  "Rational" Republicans are in a tiny, tiny minority that is close to being extinct.  All that's left are unhinged mouth breathers, grifters, D listers, and people who were apolitical all their adult lives until 2016.  And thanks to various state legislatures + federal courts, it's not in danger of going the way of the Whigs anytime soon.

 

47 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

Trump will use those in conjunction with The Big Lie.

 

 

 

 

 

Who is going to convince Trump to do that?

He isn't ever moving on.

https://www.politico.com/news/2021/06/28/wisconsin-gop-donald-trump-496475

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 It could have upended the Wisconsin Republican Party’s annual convention, given Donald Trump’s hold on the GOP. Just as the state party gathered this past weekend, Trump issued a statement tearing into the state Assembly speaker, Robin Vos, and two other Republican lawmakers for doing too little to promote his election conspiracies.

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But in a rare setback for his post-presidential interventions in the GOP, Trump in Wisconsin appeared to shoot a blank. When Vos and Devin LeMahieu, the state’s Senate majority leader, took the stage on Saturday in front of some of the party’s most fervent pro-Trump activists, it was as though Trump had said nothing at all. There were no boos. Vos drew applause. Convention-goers dismissed an effort to censure him.

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In Wisconsin at least, Trump failed to set off the same intra-party chaos that has marked his efforts elsewhere. Worse for him, despite the former president’s harsh personal criticism, there were signs his comments were dismissed with a roll of the eyes.

“I just think it’s been going on for so long that people are kind of tired of it,” said Tony Kurtz, a GOP assemblyman from rural Juneau County, which went for Trump last year by nearly 30 percentage points.

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But here, at a convention center attached to a water park, the lack of interest from the rank-and-file suggested some of the first, tentative signs of weariness of Trump’s smash-mouth political act.

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Even Sen. Ron Johnson, an unfailing Trump ally, broke with the former president’s criticism of Johnson’s home-state lawmakers, dismissing Trump’s suggestion that they could be primaried.

“I don’t think that represents much of a threat, quite honestly,” Johnson said, describing Vos and his colleagues as “doing a pretty good job.”

 At the state convention, activists cheered for Trump when organizers played a recorded message in which Trump repeated his falsehood that he carried the state in November. 

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and on the sidelines of the convention, several delegates said Trump was right that Vos hadn’t done enough to overturn the results of the election.

But unlike in states like Georgia and Arizona, there wasn’t widespread interest in purging the state’s Assembly speaker for it — a departure from Trump’s dominion over the Republican Party’s apparatus in the states.

“That’s Wisconsin for you,” said Helmut Fritz, a delegate from Milwaukee who sits on the state party’s credentials committee. “Trump isn’t the dictator.”

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But for the purposes of the Wisconsin state convention, he had all but invited attendees to engage in a pile-on. In his statement issued the night before Vos spoke, Trump, seeking to stoke grassroots outrage, accused Vos, LeMahieu and state Sen. Chris Kapenga of “working hard to cover up election corruption … actively trying to prevent a Forensic Audit.”

“Don’t fall for their lies!” Trump wrote. “These REPUBLICAN ‘leaders’ need to step up and support the people who elected them by providing them a full forensic investigation. If they don’t, I have little doubt that they will be primaried and quickly run out of office.”

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But in a sign that Trump’s supremacy isn’t absolute, Vos went further than many other Republican have been willing to, aligning himself with former House Speaker Paul Ryan, the Wisconsin Republican who in a speech last month clashed with Trump when he said, “If the conservative cause depends on the populist appeal of one personality, or of second-rate imitations, then we’re not going anywhere.”

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“The things that President Trump stands for — a strong America, lower taxes, more freedom — everybody agrees with that,” Vos said in a brief interview off the convention floor. “But I will say … I agree with Paul Ryan saying that our movement should never be about one person.”

Trump, Vos said, “did a lot of good things. But so could [Florida Gov.] Ron DeSantis or [Florida Sen.] Marco Rubio or you name the candidate. They all could do good things, too.”

Saying that DeSantis or Lil' Marco could do the same thing as Trump did and praising Ryan's comments about Trump - Trump is going to make Vos his #1 enemy.

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10 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

“The things that President Trump stands for — a strong America, lower taxes, more freedom — everybody agrees with that,” Vos said

Well this is complete bullshit, but ok.  He stands for nothing.  Only abject morons think otherwise.

4 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

By then the Big Lie will (hopefully) be see for what it is. Barr has already undercut the narrative and so has Pence. As more facts about Jan 6 come out and as more states check and re-check the vote totals it's going to be painfully obvious to anyone (hopefully 70%+ of the population) with an even basically functioning brain will see that the Big Lie was just that. 

Republican voters don't give a shit what those liberal whack-jobs Bill Barr and Mike Pence think about the stolen election.

4 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

guess this goes here?

 

That picture of Ivanka is just begging for some alternative headlines.

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REVEALED: Ivanka Trump may have just sharted...

Sharted?  Donald calls that being “frosted”.  

49 minutes ago, Goredho said:

Republican voters don't give a shit what those liberal whack-jobs Bill Barr and Mike Pence think about the stolen election.

Many don't, but obviously plenty are a lot more moderate than many of us are willing to acknowledge - otherwise Barrack Hussein Mohammed Obama, the Muslim, Atheist, Socialist, Communist, Marxist, Community Organizer born in Kenya, raised in Indonesia, planted in Hawaii, and living in Chicago doesn't win in 2008 and 2012. And that's before we discus Republicans who outperformed Trump in 2020.

 

The funny thing is that if Republicans as a whole truly believed that the election was stolen, why aren't tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands, even millions, in the streets of Washington D.C.?  If Trump had stolen the election from Biden, there would be the mother of all protests in D.C.

But stolen from Trump?

I don't think the majority honestly believe the election was stolen.  If so, they apparently don't give enough of a shit about Trump to actually do something about it.

13 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

The funny thing is that if Republicans as a whole truly believed that the election was stolen, why aren't tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands, even millions, in the streets of Washington D.C.?  If Trump had stolen the election from Biden, there would be the mother of all protests in D.C.

But stolen from Trump?

I don't think the majority honestly believe the election was stolen.  If so, they apparently don't give enough of a shit about Trump to actually do something about it.

I pointed out something similar on one of the gun/active shooter threads a while back. A sizeable number of people that own a shit ton of guns think that a presidential election was stolen from Their President, the current sitting President is a pawn for China and his radical left puppet masters, anybody who speaks out against the liberal agenda is cancelled by mainstream and social media, and their brave brothers in arms on Jan 6 are being incarcerated for daring to try to stop the the insertion of a tyrannical government. If you truly believe those things to be true, what could be a bigger call to action?? Yet, all we have is more faux outrage and internet diatribes.

So, they're either A) Gigantic gaping pussies, or B) Have a nagging sensation in their brains that this is all just performance art, and their anger is being manipulated, so best to just observe and yell from the sidelines.

Truthfully, I think Jan 6 had a quelling effect on all future protests and demonstrations. Finally some finding out after 5 years of fucking around. As long as their internet works and Applebees is open, they're not going to put themselves in position to be identified as extremists by their employers/Johnny Law.

On 6/27/2021 at 1:19 PM, RPM said:

siap I heard the only coverage he could get for his rally was Newsmax and OANN.

 

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3 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

But McConnell got his judges.  That was the important thing.  He's definitely in it for the long game.   He figures he can withstand pretty much anything Trump can throw at him.

2 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Well this is complete bullshit, but ok.  He stands for nothing.  Only abject morons think otherwise.

Just taking the opportunity to put words in his mouth.   To make it look like he was/is at heart true to republican ideals.  

When your day is done and you want to ride on

 

Don, Jr. would do well to heed the advice of something I once overheard in a Sixth Street restroom between Rob Spragg (The Alabama3) and Mick Jones (The Clash).....don't ever let your coke-fueled bathroom rantings become the online narrative of you life.

17 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

When your day is done and you want to ride on

 

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55 minutes ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

lol

 

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-white-house-2653577726/

 

second-floor offices in the Donald Trump White House were a hot commodity because the former president was averse to climbing the stairs.

 "Trump would never climb the stairs (and, by the end of his term, he never had),"

 

 

Fake news.  Climbing the stairs is how he kept himself at a svelte 239.

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