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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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Let 'em have it.  By the looks of the truck, his wife takes it in both holes with a lovely looking taint.  

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30 minutes ago, Beantown Express 2.0 said:

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Sitting at a light behind this stooge. I don’t think he is grounded in reality.


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Maybe he just wants everyone to remember that Trump won Texas. 

Is that a comma or a period at the end?

8 minutes ago, Bookman said:

Is that a comma or a period at the end?

Maybe it’s a very small question mark?

Or more likely he will pay 75 million to some “investigation” firms or persons that will buy one of his properties at 75 million more than it’s worth.

30 minutes ago, JimmyJames said:

Or more likely he will pay 75 million to some “investigation” firms or persons that will buy one of his properties at 75 million more than it’s worth.

I don't care for the man, I but I respect the hell out of the fact that he openly fleeced his own supporters.

2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

I don't care for the man, I but I respect the hell out of the fact that he openly fleeced his own supporters.

It’s much easier than fleecing your detractors. 

Being a politician is really the only business that he's ever had that's been economically profitable.

13 minutes ago, Bookman said:

Being a politician is really the only business that he's ever had that's been economically profitable.

Being a reality tv star, you mean. That saved his ass and formed the template for how he approached politics. It’s all a con. 

I need to get into politics. Everyone cheats and no one enforces the rules. 

On 7/22/2021 at 7:34 AM, Lobo said:

Let 'em have it.  By the looks of the truck, his wife takes it in both holes with a lovely looking taint.  

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37 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I need to get into politics. Everyone cheats and no one enforces the rules. 

The Spice Must Flow. 

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58 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

I need to get into politics. Everyone cheats and no one enforces the rules. 

If fitlump can get elected to the Austin City Council and pull down $75,000 a year, plus have a paid staff, you should be able to do as well or better.

Any of us reading this thread should be able to, for that matter.

2 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Being a reality tv star, you mean. That saved his ass and formed the template for how he approached politics. It’s all a con. 

I would describe that more as a "job" than a "business."

13 minutes ago, Bookman said:

I would describe that more as a "job" than a "business."

Show business. 

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

If fitlump can get elected to the Austin City Council and pull down $75,000 a year, plus have a paid staff, you should be able to do as well or better.

Any of us reading this thread should be able to, for that matter.

Unlike Fitlump, I just can’t bring myself to suck anyone’s dick. 

3 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

I don't care for the man, I but I respect the hell out of the fact that he openly fleeced his own supporters.

It helps that his supporters are literally the stupidest people in the world.

Unlike Fitlump, I just can’t bring myself to suck anyone’s dick. 
You'd suck Woody Hayes's dick right now, even though he's been dead 40 years.
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1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:
Unlike Fitlump, I just can’t bring myself to suck anyone’s dick. 

You'd suck Woody Hayes's dick right now, even though he's been dead 40 years.

That’s pretty weak. I won’t make a joke about whose dick you’d stroke despite how much I’m tempted. 

the funny thing about the ten year war is those teams' record in the rose bowl

18 minutes ago, elfenix said:

the funny thing about the ten year war is those teams' record in the rose bowl

There was sort of an inherent disadvantage when it often featured a team going cross country to play another team playing in their backyard and sleeping in their own beds at night. There was a little bit more of a vacation aspect to it for Big Ten teams and back then, at least for Ohio State and Michigan, beating your rival, winning the conference championship, and going to the Rose Bowl was the goal.

National championships would be awarded by whomever and however but it wasn’t as obsessed about back then as it is now. Beat Michigan, win the Big Ten, go to the Rose Bowl (on New Year’s day after attending the Rose Parade), and spend a week in Pasadena. That was a good year and made the winter a little bit warmer. 

SIAP.  I was looking at THjone's Twitter and this popped up.  I almost had an aneurism laughing.

 

 

 

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1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Tell me you’ve never watched our women’s soccer team without telling me you’ve never watched our women’s soccer team. 

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43 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Seriously, how much longer can this fat piece of shit have on this earth? Just die already. I’m way past ready to piss on your grave.

24 minutes ago, SubliminalHorn said:

But what about Obama and how much discord he sowed 

That tan suit was turning brother against brother in this country!

1 hour ago, SubliminalHorn said:

But what about Obama and how much discord he sowed 

That dcar idiot legitimately thinks that Obama was the most divisive President we've ever had. And I'm certain that he would have the exact same opinion if he was named Mark Smith from Utah.

1 hour ago, Thrawn said:

Seriously, how much longer can this fat piece of shit have on this earth? Just die already. I’m way past ready to piss on your grave.

I’m ready to piss in his mouth while he’s still alive.  Would probably work out better for me if he was dead though. 

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Walking by his stupid hotel in Chicago with his stupid name on the side got really old this weekend. Someone needs to take care of that.

32 minutes ago, ChuckNorrisActionJeans said:

Shitting on your own country's Olympic teams.  Just extending the Trumpists' anti-Americanism.  Nothing to see here.

there is no room for America in the trump world. you live, breath, die trump and nothing else !!!

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Donald Trump gave his big speech today with his pants on backwards.

Again?

That dcar idiot legitimately thinks that Obama was the most divisive President we've ever had. And I'm certain that he would have the exact same opinion if he was named Mark Smith from Utah.

You see Obama once said the cops acted stupidly for harassing a black Harvard professor on his property.
9 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

I’m ready to piss in his mouth while he’s still alive.  Would probably work out better for me if he was dead though. 

Put on a wig and he might like that. 

On 7/25/2021 at 8:20 AM, dingleberryswitzer said:

Put on a wig and he might like that. 

And he'll pay handsomely as well.  Just make sure to get cash up front.

Also, that "statement" should be a master class in how to say absolutely nothing in 400 characters

8 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

seriously, why won't he die?

Because there is no god and karma isn’t real. 

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11 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

seriously, why won't he die?

it's really the only thing that will save us.  it's going to be a nail biter in 3 years when the vote is a hundred million rabid trump fans against whatever support a sundowning geriatric or whatever member of the short D bench steps up.

5 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Because there is no god and karma isn’t real. 

Wrong. Karma and God are just waiting for him to die on my birthday so it will become a day of worldwide celebration full of drinking, food, song and unbridled joy spread throughout the entire planet. It will be like Christmas, New Years and thanksgiving all wrapped up in one holiday on steroids. 

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