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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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57 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

I didn't even know Trump was scheduled to be on the Skeet Donavon Show

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Chinese Thermostat hack? 

Is that the 21st century equivalent of the banana in the tailpipe?

Ancient Chinese secret, huh?  

I remember killing a mosquito that was pushing on my wrist while I voted, now I realize it must have been Chinese.

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Clark claimed hackers had evidence that "a Dominion machine accessed the Internet through a smart thermostat with a net connection trail leading back to China."

These people have zero idea how the internet works.  They just scream about TECHNOLOGY! and hope that something will stick with their base.

30 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

These people have zero idea how the internet works.  They just scream about TECHNOLOGY! and hope that something will stick with their base.

And since most of their supporters are olds or have a high school edumacation, they believe it. 

A lot of people are saying there's a correlation between people in colder climates voting for Democrats at a higher percentage.  I wouldn't be at all surprised if the Chinese were conspiring with Hunter Biden to have the air conditioners cranked up to the max, causing millions of votes to be switched in Biden's favor.

It checks out.  Do your own research and educate yourself.

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1 hour ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:

Trump: Texas Special Election in which my candidate lost was a "tremendous win."

Trump Boasts of 'Tremendous Win' in Texas Special Election Where His Endorsed Candidate Lost (msn.com)

Trump lives in an alternate reality where even though he’s a loser who constantly loses his narcissistic brain tells him he won anyway.
 

It’s why he so fervently believes the lie that the election was stolen from him. He just can’t face up to the fact that he’s a total loser. 

1 hour ago, AnTiM said:

Holy schmidt!  People did not vote for trump's candidate because they do not like HIM?  That cksucker can find no end to ways to make himself look better.

Always claim success regardless of the outcome even if it was a failure. It’s his approach to business, too. ‘Units are moving fast, better grab one before they’re gone!’ Ivanka and Don Jr. almost got prosecuted for it regarding Trump Tower SoHo until Trump’s attorney made a timely donation to the DA’s re-election campaign and the case disappeared.

https://www.propublica.org/article/ivanka-donald-trump-jr-close-to-being-charged-felony-fraud

I wish I could do cool fake video shit like some of y'all can.  I'd have an NCO recruiter from Space Force, 10 years from now, sitting across Don, Jr. and Eric...

"I'm not saying that Space Force will do for you, what it did for me.  But sometimes it's your best shot.  Now, have either of you ever been convicted of a felony?"  

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18 hours ago, JimmyJames said:

Trump lives in an alternate reality where even though he’s a loser who constantly loses his narcissistic brain tells him he won anyway.
 

It’s why he so fervently believes the lie that the election was stolen from him. He just can’t face up to the fact that he’s a total loser. 

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The vein through the penis 

6 minutes ago, Js1 said:

The vein through the penis 

More like the urethra.

Dammit, beat by a duck.

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4 hours ago, Js1 said:

The vein through the penis 

It is appropriate, given that it's the shittiest highway in FL.

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11 hours ago, Bullneck said:

 

 



A haiku in celebration:

Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha fucker

55 minutes ago, Horn Under a Bad Sign said:



A haiku in celebration:

Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha fucker

Likely sequel haiku:

ha ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha ha ha huh ah

well nevertheless 

10 minutes ago, OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys said:

Likely sequel haiku:

ha ha ha ha ha

ha ha ha ha ha huh ah

well nevertheless 

Damn you Stillwater

Damn you damn you Stillwater

Why you harsh my buzz?

There will be more violence 

 

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He sure seems angry for a guy who's being reinstated into the presidency tomorrow. 

46 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

There will be more violence 

 

but @atomheartbevo said that trump and the republicans learned their lesson!

 

Man, listening to Behind the Bastards and Behind the Insurrection is really highlighting the parallels between history and current America. We're pretty fascy, yall. They aren't in power right now but we haven't done dick to repair the damage done last time, which will enable the second time.

8 minutes ago, Captainant said:

but @atomheartbevo said that trump and the republicans learned their lesson!

 

Man, listening to Behind the Bastards and Behind the Insurrection is really highlighting the parallels between history and current America. We're pretty fascy, yall. They aren't in power right now but we haven't done dick to repair the damage done last time, which will enable the second time.

Yup. Without any criminal or political consequences for the people that enabled the Jan 6 attack (as opposed to 400+ convictions of people who rioted), it will happen again. 

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4 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

There will be more violence 

 

This is just so god damned depraved. 

There are a few places in this country where unlawful/forced entry should be met with extreme force.  Military bases, the White House, and sure as shit, the fucking Capitol (during the transition of power)! 

More people should have been shot.

So he's booted off of twitter, so he just rants and has other post it for him. Way tio go twitter.

11 minutes ago, The Royal We said:

This is just so god damned depraved. 

There are a few places in this country where unlawful/forced entry should be met with extreme force.  Military bases, the White House, and sure as shit, the fucking Capitol (during the transition of power)! 

More people should have been shot.

You left off every maga gun owner’s house 

1 minute ago, brown water said:

You left off every maga gun owner’s house 

 

 

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5 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

There will be more violence 

 

"More people represented by Ashli than there are on the other side."

Translation: "there are more violent white folks than there are black people.  Go get 'em!"

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but [mention=143]atomheartbevo[/mention] said that trump and the republicans learned their lesson!
 
Man, listening to Behind the Bastards and Behind the Insurrection is really highlighting the parallels between history and current America. We're pretty fascy, yall. They aren't in power right now but we haven't done dick to repair the damage done last time, which will enable the second time.

Beginning of the movie Argo dramatized the US Embassy siege by Iranian militia. Seemingly a mob, militia operatives carefully facilitated the take over. The 1/6 operatives need major prison sentences which spill over to planners and the Dotard. This was planned carefully with primary and secondary objectives, including the martyring of pawns. Had some more rioters been capped, that would be a secondary objective accomplished to undermine democracy and fuel future violence against pro-democracy forces.

Its not Republican vs Democrat. Those distinctions have ceased to be relevant. Why debate over budget, when fascists can just say fuck it. Its Fascism vs Democracy.
1 hour ago, Eskimohorn said:


Beginning of the movie Argo dramatized the US Embassy siege by Iranian militia. Seemingly a mob, militia operatives carefully facilitated the take over. The 1/6 operatives need major prison sentences which spill over to planners and the Dotard. This was planned carefully with primary and secondary objectives, including the martyring of pawns. Had some more rioters been capped, that would be a secondary objective accomplished to undermine democracy and fuel future violence against pro-democracy forces.

Its not Republican vs Democrat. Those distinctions have ceased to be relevant. Why debate over budget, when fascists can just say fuck it. Its Fascism vs Democracy.

Eskimo gets it.

6 hours ago, Captainant said:

but @atomheartbevo said that trump and the republicans learned their lesson!

Man, listening to Behind the Bastards and Behind the Insurrection is really highlighting the parallels between history and current America. We're pretty fascy, yall. They aren't in power right now but we haven't done dick to repair the damage done last time, which will enable the second time.

What do you think will happen if they decide to go hunting Capitol police?

What do you think will happen if they try to attack the Capitol again?

2 hours ago, brown water said:

 

 

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Those dudes don't really scare me.

38 minutes ago, Native Horn said:

Those dudes don't really scare me.

Shitty trigger discipline should always concern you.

4 hours ago, brown water said:

 

 

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Is this from a scene in the new Albert Brooks / Daniel Craig buddy movie? 

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

What do you think will happen if they decide to go hunting Capitol police?

What do you think will happen if they try to attack the Capitol again?

They will have treasonous cops and troops helping them.

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Fuck you Dotard!!!

Will never get old.

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