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A story about a pathetic man's downfall [34 Felony Convictions]

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39 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

She got the necessary permits and went through Secret Service clearance in order to set up a parking area. A PAID parking area. $20 per car.

This is how one grifts. No inventory, no design process, no production costs, no competing with a thousand other artists. Simple, Boom, cash money.

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    Y’all about to get a great visual representation of Cullman, Alabama. Only good things to come out of Cullman are the Britt brothers (Roll Tide!) and orange rolls from All Steak restaurant. That pla

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    You seem really pissed off for a nontrumper.  Just laugh at the trumpers, bro.  They’re really gullible dumbfucks who worship this orange blob…you know, people completely unlike yourself.  

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2 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

That's a lot of $20 parked cars.

10 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

This is how one grifts. No inventory, no design process, no production costs, no competing with a thousand other artists. Simple, Boom, cash money.

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20 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

Perfect... 

Jerry: Oh no you don't! Osgood, I'm gonna level with you. We can't get married at all.

Osgood: Why not?

Jerry: Well, in the first place, I'm not a natural blonde.

Osgood: Doesn't matter.

Jerry: I smoke! I smoke all the time!

Osgood: I don't care.

Jerry: Well, I have a terrible past. For three years now, I've been living with a saxophone player.

Osgood: I forgive you.

Jerry: [tragically] I can never have children!

Osgood: We can adopt some.

Jerry: But you don't understand, Osgood! Ohh...

[Jerry finally gives up and pulls off his wig]

Jerry: [normal voice] I'm a man!

Osgood: [shrugs] Well, nobody's perfect!

[Jerry looks on with disbelief as Osgood continues smiling with indifference. Fade out]

22 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

 

No balls?  Shouldn't be a problem. 

My radar map shows them getting a pre-rinse from the sky in about 40 minutes.

Curiosity got the best of me, would smash... 

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10 minutes ago, Underdog said:

No balls?  Shouldn't be a problem. 

No Balls 

No Brains 

No Problem 

-Incredulity 

Y’all about to get a great visual representation of Cullman, Alabama.

Only good things to come out of Cullman are the Britt brothers (Roll Tide!) and orange rolls from All Steak restaurant.

That place only trails Sand Mountain and Haleyville for ultimate gumpness.

And it’s been pouring rain there for days and still raining. That pasture is an absolute mud bog lol.

And I can let the cat out of the bag now that the morons are already there.

One of the members of our North Alabama Women’s Democratic group owns the adjoining land.

She got the necessary permits and went through Secret Service clearance in order to set up a parking area. A PAID parking area. $20 per car.

All proceeds going to various local Democratic groups and groups like BLM, Planned Parenthood, March for Our Lives etc.

There should be an announcement next week. Letting all those Trumpanzees know exactly where their $20 went.
That is fucking Rad. Count me on for $100 for your pizza party, happy hour, vacation, or Beto Cameo purchase.
Y’all about to get a great visual representation of Cullman, Alabama.

Only good things to come out of Cullman are the Britt brothers (Roll Tide!) and orange rolls from All Steak restaurant.

That place only trails Sand Mountain and Haleyville for ultimate gumpness.

And it’s been pouring rain there for days and still raining. That pasture is an absolute mud bog lol.

And I can let the cat out of the bag now that the morons are already there.

One of the members of our North Alabama Women’s Democratic group owns the adjoining land.

She got the necessary permits and went through Secret Service clearance in order to set up a parking area. A PAID parking area. $20 per car.

All proceeds going to various local Democratic groups and groups like BLM, Planned Parenthood, March for Our Lives etc.

There should be an announcement next week. Letting all those Trumpanzees know exactly where their $20 went.
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The kid never had a chance.  One of the few positives of those still clinging to the Trump movement is most of them are no longer of child-rearing age and you hope that their older kids have a modicum of access to critical thinking and solid news.  I mean, yeah...most of 'em are doomed to repeat their parents idiocracy.  But you can change some hearts and minds when people (these kids) are in their 40's.  

But this little guy in the vulgar t-shirt...he's fucked from Day One.  Because he'll be trained to believe the reason he never had a chance at a decent life is because of some boogey-man Trump told him about...when all the while...he was doomed because of the man holding his hand in that video.

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“No appliances (i.e. toasters)”

Let’s break this down. First, you are having a rally in a cow pasture….and you need to tell people not to bring….appliances? “Hey honey, we’re going to cheer on a golden idol in a muddy pasture….you best not forget the crockpot!”

But wait…they clarify, and give us an example - no toasters. But I see a wrinkle…they meant “e.g.” - “for example, toasters.” But with the “i.e.,” they made it “that is, toasters.” So, that is the ONLY appliance you can’t bring - Lurlene, go back and get the crockpot, we’re good to go!

Every. Single. Thing. About this movement is just so fucking dumb. Dumb. At every turn.

They were clearly counting on using wind/solar power for said appliances. 

8 minutes ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

That poor child.

 

The kid will be alright because he will channel his rage into a successful stand-up comedy career.

As for Slim Dude walking up to Camo Butt Girl, I must confess I don't quite get his banter. I grew up knowing three varieties of Alabamese, and can understand a couple more, but his mud-slurry is beyond me.

"You'on think I wif? Donn go see eny more o uff."

49 minutes ago, Underdog said:

Curiosity got the best of me, would smash... 

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Hot. definitely wood.

1 minute ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

He is way too fucking skinny in that Fan Art.

Also that sack of shit never rolled up his sleeves for anything in his life.  Not even to dig into a pile of big macs.

23 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

He is way too fucking skinny in that Fan Art.

 

21 minutes ago, TwiceHorn said:

Also that sack of shit never rolled up his sleeves for anything in his life.  Not even to dig into a pile of big macs.

 

nailed the camel toe chin tho.

Never, ever give up...  until the bone spurs flare up. 

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

That Mickey Mouse hat looks kind of gay friendly. I don’t think the makers thought that through. 

9 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

That Mickey Mouse hat looks kind of gay friendly. I don’t think the makers thought that through. 

All Mickey Mouse hats are gay friendly 

2 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

All Mickey Mouse hats are gay friendly 

Mickey Mouse was in court to get a divorce from Minnie Mouse. The judge asked him, “So you’re saying you want a divorce because your wife is crazy?” Mickey answered, “No, I want a divorce because she’s fucking Goofy!”

What a perfect event for Trump. I’m sure he’s pissed about a ‘rally’ in a mud field 

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That Mickey Mouse hat looks kind of gay friendly. I don’t think the makers thought that through. 

The wearer is clearly transgender so..,
Curiosity got the best of me, would smash... 
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OMG they are absolutely divine.

May have to make a little side trip to Cullman and get some. Haven’t had the in ages.

I’d love to have more than two parties.  Biden has dementia issues. His son needs rehab. 

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I’d love to have more than two parties.  Biden has dementia issues. His son needs rehab. 
Nice parroting of GQP talking points.

Get that shit out of here.

Also, what the fuck does Biden’s son have anything to do with it. He isn’t in government. No that was Dotard that gave his ENTIRE unqualified family positions of power so they could grift.
10 hours ago, Underdog said:

Curiosity got the best of me, would smash... 

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20 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Nice parroting of GQP talking points.

Get that shit out of here.

Also, what the fuck does Biden’s son have anything to do with it. He isn’t in government. No that was Dotard that gave his ENTIRE unqualified family positions of power so they could grift.

Yes Trump is a despot and a horrible person….Biden ain’t right. Something isn’t right there. And his son needs a rehab sorry. Fucker is basically a 40 plus meth lab who banged his dead brother’s wife. Hopefully, he’ll get help bc he’s an addict and Biden has dementia. 

13 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Yes Trump is a despot and a horrible person….Biden ain’t right. Something isn’t right there. And his son needs a rehab sorry. Fucker is basically a 40 plus meth lab who banged his dead brother’s wife. Hopefully, he’ll get help bc he’s an addict and Biden has dementia. 

I'll never understand the fascination w/ Biden's kid.  He's not a politician, he doesn't mean shit to anyone but the Bidens.

And even if Joe has dementia, he's still 100X more intelligent, thoughtful and moral that Trump.  If we had 3 or 4 parties, in the dotard era, we'd be a full on dictatorship now with America's dumbest, most evil citizen in charge.  

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I'll never understand the fascination w/ Biden's kid.  He's not a politician, he doesn't mean shit to anyone but the Biden's.

And even if Joe has dementia, he's still 100X more intelligent, thoughtful and moral that Trump.  If we had 3 or 4 parties, in the dotard era, we'd be a full on dictatorship now. 

I am not disagreeing with yall. His son needs to be in rehab for more than 90 days. I see the signs of dementia based on personal experience. I am not fighting with you. 

4 hours ago, Bama Chick said:


OMG they are absolutely divine.

May have to make a little side trip to Cullman and get some. Haven’t had the in ages.

I wonder if those are the inspiration for those kooky Pillsbury orange "cinnamon rolls."

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36 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I am not disagreeing with yall. His son needs to be in rehab for more than 90 days. I see the signs of dementia based on personal experience. I am not fighting with you. 

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39 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

I am not disagreeing with yall. His son needs to be in rehab for more than 90 days. I see the signs of dementia based on personal experience. I am not fighting with you. 

Bullshit.  You came into the Dotard thread and specifically brought out the tired GQP talking points.  

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2 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Bullshit.  You came into the Dotard thread and specifically brought out the tired GQP talking points.  

Also, quite the random drop in super early on a Sunday morning from someone who rarely visits the CR.  Oh noes!  He says a couple of wrong words sometimes and his son, who is nowhere near government, has a substance abuse problem!  If she were acting in good faith (I know), then it’s basically like watching a building burn down for four years and then bitching about the color of the fire truck that shows up. 

Not sure how that deserves the Gritty rep, but you do you Nicole. 

24 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Bullshit.  You came into the Dotard thread and specifically brought out the tired GQP talking points.  

What do you want me to say? Didn’t vote for Trump. Think Biden isn’t fit for office. He son is a dotard and needs a commitment.   

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